Oh no no no

Oh no no no

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>old man gets fat
Is this surprising?

I’m 19 years old and his hairline is better than mine

he is 90 years old and still facemogs everyone here

What do you expect? He's old as shit.

Nice photoshop.

bodymogs to DESU

>Roids don't have side effects
He spent his youth on gear and this is the result.

We`re all mortal damned to decay and existence is a foul deal. Suprise buhu...

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He looks like my brother from a facial aesthetic on more baby faced.

Fake, he's still in great shape

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there's only one man other than me whom i'd let inseminate my wife and bring up the child as my own. DOLPH

That's an actual recent photo of him, OP.
Dolph doesn't give a fuck, he's tall and in great shape.
He spent his youth looking like a Chad, and now he's an old, educated and fit ChadDad.

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I hope you meant Adolf

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He's 61

One thing people don't realize is tht even fit guys get lazy, and often as they get old they get out of shape. There was a pic of Arnold without shirt few years ago with a big gut. But Arnie is back to training, and he's lost the gut and his arms have gotten bigger again.

Too bad he’s got a shitty personality

I don't care if I look like shit when I'm old.
Because I will know I looked better than most when my body allowed me to

>you will never be a fit engineer

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dolph doesnt even looked good as young (man), i look better

>here was a pic of Arnold without shirt few years ago with a big gut
He'd just had heart surgery and even that pic was shooped to make him look shittier.

This is women's magazine tier-garbage, except its Dolph shooped to look like shit instead of KK.

>dolph doesnt even looked good as young (man), i look better

You're probably meaning "bigger". Dolph was never trying to aim to be the biggest dude ever.

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How did he got those deep nasolabial folds?

160 IQ
multiple degrees, masters in chemical engineering

still looks model tier aesthetics

what is that?

I presume he means the deep wrinkles running from the sides of his nose to the corners of his mouth.

Those folds connecting the nose to the sides of the lip. You can google the term for pictures.
He doesn't have them when he was young

No you fucking retard thats the result of getting old

Tell that to jack lelane

well of course he doesn't! it's a result of aging you darn BONE HEAD. Try doing some training on your brain for a change.

Why does everyone here want to suck his dick? Does he have right wing views or something?

the cope is real

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no dude. i'd do many things for the fuhrer, but he's an ugly manlet, both next to me and DOLPH.

It's a dick worth sucking

luckily i'll never get old so i can laugh at this aging successful and famous millionaire movie star. nothing personnel dolph you sad cunt.

>right wing views
what's that to do with anything and would you assume that? i think his IQ is too high for that shit.

Have you seen an old person shirtless?

*tips*

Lol please post picture of you looking better than Dolph Lungren in Rocky

There was a lion, in the jungle, laying on the ground close to death. All the animals of the land we’re crowded around, taunting and poking fun at him. A mouse scurried atop the lion, and while dancing on his nose said ‘He can’t do anything to us now!’. The animal crowd laughed and continued to make fun of the lion.

With all the energy left in his body, the lion lifted his head and said ‘Mock me now, but, I was a lion once.

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based

What does a lion do in the jungle?

Lions don't live in the jungle.

what in the hell causes a gut like that?

Prime Dolph was peak aesthetic

Photoshop

that's good.

he had fucking heart surgery brah

Unironically he's the most Chad thing that ever existed, a man that has everything.

straight outta Germany's propaganda poster

this woman slaps your ass in the club, what do you do?

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>Getting old
Imagine being so lazy you let that happen

i didnt know big daddy kane did modeling on the side

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Probably on holidays, old people like to go on vacations.

He has better genetics than you for sure so it's not a bad decision really.

fuck her senseless in the toilet and cum on her hair

This is like the threads that yell at trump for being a fat 70 year old man.

god what an ugly nigger, but i'm being redundant.

even for an old man his body looks weird

Holy fucking shit this image every time
no homo

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Once you go black, we don't want you back

t. Femanon

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>ywn fuck prime grace jones

it's a fucking tragedy.

while that's true, i can't think of anyone else off the top of my head, so i'll happily grow my own Aryan cum nuggets too.

STOP IN THE NAME OF THE LAW!
His daughters

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Goddamn.
Imagine smashing the perfection in the middle and having dolph as a father in law.

It's like...those old tales of men going out to quest for some great prize so that they can marry the beautiful princess and get favor from the great king or something.

His daughter been blacked for sure

>high IQ
>aesthetic body
>aesthetic face
>ages like fine wine
>known actor
>wealthy
I dunno, you tell us user.

lol you faggots really can't help yourselves

Even in old age the uberchad mogs the vast majority of men. His body might be deteriorating but those face genetics are eternal. Proof that face > height > frame.

And thanks to mother nature being kind to men, even in his old age he can bless prime women with his Chad seed.

he's breathing into his diaphragm you fucking verjinz. he has more delts than most of his board

>but I was a lion once

So??? whats the point of this shitty tale?

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except Dorian Yates looks amazing and has a 50 bpm heart rate

>old man gets old
Holy smokes

Is there a lower lifeform than cuckold fetishists? I can't think of one (bar jews of course).

that file name. wew.

>Nearly finished my engineering degree
>6'3 with model tier face
>hitting the gym hard and trying to put on muscle

Am I on my way to Dolph Lundgren mode?

My thoughts exactly. Fuck this gay earth

2019 4chow encapsulated in a single post

post face then

>smart
>great uni qualifications (chemical engineering)
>fit
>chad
>looks like he came straight out of a nazi propaganda poster
Of course Jow Forums likes him, also
hollowverse.com/dolph-lundgren/
Only thing that would make Jow Forums dislike him is that fact that he’s a Protestant

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Better hairline than OPs

>Jow Forums
>nearly killed Stallone without even trying
>superior Chad aesthetics
>speaks more languages than the entire American continent combined
>motherfucking degree in chemical engineering
>martial artist master IRL
>is actually a pretty cool guy

Damn the daughter on the right got unlucky.

I know we joke about Reddit being full of DYEL literal cucks, but I've seen first-hand that Reddit is full of cucks. I know there are also normies but the proportion of cucks is so much larger on Reddit than anywhere else.

Go to any MMAstreams reddit link during a big fight. Any time there is a white guy vs black guy, the only link to this fight being from Reddit, the associated Twitch chat is filled with "BBC gunna wreck this white boy". Like 50% of the posts are this.

I was banned for saying, "imagine being enslaved by white men in wigs". I must have disrupted their cuck posting.

pray to tsuji with me norwoodbro

I'm a stiff breeze away from spending my savings on chinese Clascoterone

>t. land whale and/or 2/10

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She still a cute fuck you no bully

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He's 61.

>tfw I call the bouncer
>tfw her and the bouncer get a photoshoot with andy worhol
>tfw I launch dolphs career

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>Even the dog is fat
Fuck those owners for not pushing their pet to be aesthetic.

His stomach is actually Pepe

>not taking juice
>ever

LMAO

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Lmao.

embarrassing tbqh. he brought it on himself.

on top of all the other replies, he's 6'4 too. Literally a demigod

That it's better to be king for a day, than schmuck for life