>be me >train calisthenics at night because gym is closed >meet woman at the park where I train >she's miring >she offers me a blowjob >I say yes >we keep fucking three times more at the park I train in the dark >she tells me she bought a house and we can fuck whenever we want >say cool let's meet up this night >I go to her place she starts sucking me >tell her to put herself doggy style >she turns off lights >I say no >she turns them off >we keep fucking >can't see shit and tell her to turn on the lights >she does >WTF.jpg >she has a dick >I get up wash my dick and leave laughing at how much of a fucked up human being I am >write this on Jow Forums
I keep fucking a trans for three times thinking she's a woman since when we had sex it was always dark and outdoors.
Last time we got actual proof. Until you provide similar, I'm not entertained. Text it, ask it for a selfie or something.
Ryder Nguyen
So what like you couldn't tell a pussy from a butthole? Fake af breh
Gabriel Johnson
Dude if the story is true, where is the problem in going back to fucking that tranny ? You've done it a couple of times already, you can do it again. Just because "s"he has a dick doesn't change the fact that it was good enough for you to come back for more
Juan Gonzalez
We always did anal, that's what I prefer. But I didn't know until this night it was my only chance.
That will make me gay.
Ethan Hill
No, this did not happen. It's not possible to be this retarded. You would have noticed the voice, the dick, the asshole, or the lack of vagina. I don't care how "dark" it was. You can still touch and feel.
Hudson Collins
Your already the author of fictional gay erotica. It's the next logical step.
Nathan Jenkins
>That will make me gay.
But you're already gay though
Lucas Sanchez
I call bullshit op. There is no fucking way you didn't notice you were fucking someone's dry asshole. The butt and vag feel completely different and require slightly different positions to fuck them.
Benjamin Jenkins
You think you're just not gay after butt fucking a dude with hims dick and balls? People are gay for having a low k/d ratio in cod 4.
Sebastian Green
dubs of doubt or
trips of truth?
Ryder Walker
Well my dick died after I saw his dick so I wouldn't say I'm totally gay yet.
Landon Robinson
>change into workout clothes >sit in bed for an hour in workout clothes before going to the gym
Daniel Phillips
>so I wouldn't say I'm totally gay yet.
Yeah but dude, you put your dick, in a guy's butt, how are not you full gay yet?
Christian Myers
I thought she's a woman. I can't be the only one that got fooled like this.
Asher Smith
Gay enough to post gay ass sodomite stories on this God-fearing Christian board.
Joshua Bailey
>second time doing power cleans >still figuring out the right form >started with just the bar for warmups >proceeds to 5kg each side >third rep, on the way down I start losing my vision >suddenly the gym shitty music stops and I'm just listening a loud continuous sound >my mind starts goint blank and I forget who I am >forget what I am, like I was never human >start feeling desperate and the only thing in my mind is "what the fuck" >as I come back to my senses I realize I have been on the bottom position of the clean for a couple minutes >people staring >take a break and try again minutes later >same thing happens >go home
Wtf was that? It was the most bizarre thing of my existence. I felt like I was transcending. It already happenned to you guys, r-right?
Dominic Bailey
Get a check-up with your doctor, while it's very unlikely it could be a sign of a blood clot. More than likely just exhaustion though.
Soiboi how about you stop being a cuck and do your workout. I get that shit all the time and it doesnt stop me.
Adam Butler
>exhaustion The strange part for me is that It was really light weight as I was still warming up(even tho It was the last exercise). I feel very light headed doing deadlift but that was completely next level
>be me >Be Jow Forums >Can't understand why tinder/bumble always empty >Can't find out why im kv and no gf >Walk by mirror to look at body >contemplating putting on my roommate dresses to see what a female version of me would be like >Can't fit into any because my shoulder to broad >Go down stairs and get drunk. Lads I was so close. Loneliness is one hell of a drug
You raw dogged it anal everytime or do you just happen to carry condoms on your workouts?
Zachary Gutierrez
When you're a kid who's never had sex you don't know how false a story like this rings. If you ever get laid you'll cringe that you wrote shit like this.
Tyler Sanchez
Hydration and scream lightweight baby every lift.
Jordan Brown
>That will make me gay. Bruh. You spend all day on a ching ching ping pong image board looking at muscular men and softcore gay porn. Fucking a tranny is the straightest thing you have ever done in your life.
Luke Reyes
Vasovagal response - a drop in blood pressure caused by increase in intraabdominal pressure stimulating the vagus nerve. Worth seeing a GP to rule out anything more serious but it's usually harmless. Better warmup, and most importantly, better breathing techniques will help.
The whole vision change, cotton in your ears and dissociative feeling are all due to the drop in blood flow to the brain.
Tyler Anderson
Imagine writing some stupid incoherent story only to forget that you don't know that a vagina feels different than an anus and that you would definitely feel his balls slapping against you
Carter Morales
I bet after you left some dyel who was watching decided to copy you and spent ages half squatting on the floor with no idea why other than it looked legit when you did it.
Christian Bailey
tinder and bumble throttle your matches to get you to pay them money.
Parker Carter
I was at my campus gym squatting on the smith because both the racks were taken. Then the guy working there told me to put clips on the smith. and I had to explain why you don't need clips on the smith
