Is this the most holy place in the gym?
Is this the only place where real masculine discussions about life take place?
Every time im in there its like im transported to a greek bathhouse occupied by philosophers only nobody is sucking little boys penises
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One time got me head beat in by an absolute sad cunt. Bleedin fuckin **** he said and I got pissed just real mad got in his face asking the fuck he said to me and the cunt just glassed me and ran off. Fucking drip dried the woodwork like a sodomite.
>co-ed sauna
>day 15 nofap
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we should blow up australia
>co-ed sauna
these exist at gyms?
that sounds like multiple lawsuits
>imagine the smell
One time I went into this steam room and there was this fat kid was laying on his stomach and sliding across the entire length of the room using the built up moisture and sweat to turn the entire place into a sort of makeshift slip n slide. I haven't gone back to that steam room ever since.
>you didnt get on the floor and have slug races with him
what the fuck is the matter with you?
Nothing gay about a bunch of sweaty half nude dudes in a sauna.
Now that's the kind of retarded shit I come to Jow Forums for. I'm almost pissing myself.
What kind of homo ass gym do you go to where people actually speak to each other, especially in the sauna? People are trying to relax in there, not talk politic.
>implying you never do wild shit in empty steam rooms
Nigga i did naked squats in the beverly hillshire hotel spa steam room and beat off.
>trying to relax
implying conversation and shooting the shit isnt relaxing
The steam room wasn't empty when I walked in on the fat kid sliding back and forth across the room. There were a couple other guys in there cheering him on.
That owns why are you so autistic
I didn't find it that upsetting. Just really unexpected. The sound of his doughy body sliding through the accumulated sweat of countless men made me a little sick though. I can still hear it in my head.
yes
that owns
its like walking into cosmic horror
You're talking to a guy who has shit in a bucket lined with newspaper, wrapped that shit up (shit is surprisingly warm) and throw it out the window.
I stayed at this campground out in the woods one winter and the weather was cold enough to where everyone's pipes would freeze for like two months so for that whole time everytime I took a shit I had to do it in a Wal-Mart bag and then walk to the dumpster on the other side of the grounds to deposit my shit bag.
Tfw the bathhouse sauna local to me in Japan has a tv in the sauna.
Literally I stay inside longer to watch the news
This, the sauna was always meant to be a social thing. The people that get bitchy about talkers are the same people who wear shorts/swim trunks into the sauna and don't cool off regularly.
What's the proper response when someone starts jerking their dick off while looking at you in the steam room at Equinox. Shiuld you know tattle on them? Asking for a friend doggies.
shit on the floor to establish dominance
There were guys in the sauna today that were full clothed with shoes and socks
I dont think they know what its for
Whip out your dick and start going at it too. You should maintain eye contact as well but show no emotion as it would be seen as a sign of weakness. Whoever cums first is forever labeled as a beta male, and must never return. You really shouldn't even be going to a sauna if you don't already know the etiquette.
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>be steaming with the gymbro
>tell him that I've been having trouble sleeping and always wake up with a sore neck/back
>he offers to give me a massage
>o-okay.jpg
>I lie on my stomach and he gets on top of me, rubbing my shoulders and back
>his big strong hands felt so good that I can't help but moan a little
>can feel something poking against me, feels uncomfortable
>wiggle my hips to adjust its position so that it's not poking me anymore
>can hear gymbro's breathing get hard
>maybe he's tired
>"h-haha maybe we should take a break" I said
>suddenly he pins me down by the neck
>tears the towel around my waist down and spreads my ass
>before I can do anything he prods his cock at my hole
>it suddenly slides inside with ease using both of our sweat as lube
>I try to struggle and scream but he puts his entire bodyweight on me and muffles my mouth with his hand
>moves his hips and pounds my hole like a beast in heat, not paying any mind to my protests
>my rock hard dick keeps rubbing on the marble seat of the steamroom
>suddenly gymbro bites down on my neck as his dick spasms and dumps bucket loads of cum inside me
>I also cum 5 times in a row in response
>we both collapse in an exhausted sweaty mess
>tfw neck and back are now more sore than ever
no saunas in australia when there's one outside. old mate's likely a scot
we have a mixed sauna I only go in there to see the gym bunnies sweating and mirin my physique
that sounds a bit homoerotic, bro
> no 14v male
> Cousin's Cottage in Sipoo
> cousins 14v and 16v, both girls, both really nice and beautiful
> spend the day talking nice, going to the fungus and so on
> give yourself a good impression (some?)
> in the evening sauna
> nudity is a natural thing;
> The penis is already shifting from the idea of cousins to being in a low-light state (it doesn't look like an erection, but the size got brisk)
> Bath properly, sometimes go swimming in the sea naked
> change your cousins with suggestive eyes and smiles, but nobody says anything yet
> both my parents and my cousins get enough of the steam and go to get some wine and light up the grill
> I and two incredible cousins in the sauna naked side by side
> at this point the cure control betrayed and my heppers began to horror to express their view that the cousins were 5/5
> I got embarrassed and tried to cover up
> little cousins tear but say it's nothing, start to present their own anatomical specialties
> "want to touch my tits"
> Susanna there of approval and move your hand toward the tit
> "could you touch the sun?"
> fsst tight place, don't really know what to answer
> suddenly your father appears in the sauna
> now is the state of emergency, the cousins are going to fuck here
> the cousins disappear and the father sparks semiconductive tarts on the stove
> twist you to your stomach to lie down on the board
> "Passo now, back to you, boy"
> okay, dad
> shit ejected on your back
> Dad rubs it against your back and asks "Do you like the boy you like"
> Well, if we're just talking so I'm not terribly
> "I'm not too, I thought you didn't like it"
> never talk about shit episodes with dad
One time at the swimming hall sauna as a younging during school physical education class, we were sliding across the slippery ceramic tiles that the sitting area was made of. Then my fat friend did it and left a 3 meter long track of feces on the white tiles.
Also pissing on the rocks.
5/5 if real
Fucking based as fuck kid
>walk in
>sauna is mostly full, only free spot is the water throwing spot
>it was an armday for you at the gym
Haha, gay
>not making friends and sliding with him
Did you have a stroke in the sauna? Why didn't your cousins call an ambulance?
I recently swapped a health club for a real gym, the equipment is tonnes better but man I miss the sauna, steam room, jacuzzi and pool
Definitely.
>tfw can’t go in the sauna cause extreme gyno
it's the norm in non-American countries.