He doesn't start his day with some bix

garn get fucked ya rhodie rooter.
fucked cunt. no one with a inch of wit would pronounce the a in weetbix. you absolute flog.
get ya mum to smear marmite on your googs, pile em in er gob and choke a grogan out on her oinker.

After Kellogg's Cornflakes turning out to be anti-masturbatory, not surprised.

Doesn't work anyway, I was sinful as fuck opening my day with 4 Weet Bix.

garn get fucked ya ugly buck tooth limey pom cunt. fancy living on a tiny island, being led around by the dick by some old inbred sheila and her dumb son, never seeing the sun and being so shit at cricket ya have to get all them teatowel heads to play for your team.
Oh, thats right, the teatowelheads are fully fledged brits cos that aformentioned old slag brought home souveniers of all the SHITHOLES you used to have part of your commonmeme.
our commonmeme i guess.

you're still a fuckhead and you're shit at:
cricket
rugby
mma
soccer
lacrosse

and all your women are ugly.
and you have noodle writing on your road signs.
>invented chicken massala.

vitabrits has less sugar, less salt, and is overall better in every way, yet has .5 less of a star on the health star rating

oats

fucking health star jews giving them 4.5 stars and weetbix 5 stars

Do these things contain gluten?

8 Weet Bix, then an Up & Go afterwards
Get on my level boys

Since they're pure wheat, it'd be safe to assume, cunt

Cheers, just got told I have coeliac, never known what food has gluten in it.

>eating wheat
just stop

Shoo shoo mr jew

>Saying not to eat wheat is jewish
???????????????
what nutrients are you getting from wheat

Literally google that exact question you disgusting brainlet

>carbs
>fibre
I don't see any nutrients LMAO

Can you not read or can you not google?

>he actually believes processed wheat grains actually has all the vitamins and nutrients put on the cardboard packaging, and he doens't think they are just synthetic vitamins added making it more processed and thinking it's actually bioavailable.
You take a multivitamin everyday too, bud? LOL

>he doesn't eat nutri-grain every morning.

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>eats grains from a company literally created to make foods to reduce your libido

>multivitamins bad

Are you literally a fucking retard? no wonder you use lol all the time. Consume a satchel of penises.

>already on lexam and a recovering alcoholic

What libido?

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>he actually believes multivitamins are healthy and bioavailable
LOL seriously?

Fuck up cunt

If you don't start you day with 9 weetbix your a fairy
>Poofters fuck off

I'll give 2 shits about your opinion when you learn how to play footie right ya fuckin pom.
>Put an egg on your pizza like a real man
>follow NRL rules for rugby
>go outside to face crocks and funnelwebs instead of hiding under your umbrella in the fog.

Go back to your tea and crumpets poofter. I got my vb and meat pies.

Weet-bix are shit btw

Consumption of wheat is purely a semitic contrivance.

Garbage, I'll stick to my oats.

VB = vomit bombs

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up and go is shit, just have a whey shake

Projecting cuck.

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>Lit worst beer in au
>processed meat in high cal shell
>HURR DURR I KNOW ABOUT WHEAT AND MULTIVIATMINS

Kill yourself.

OI WHERE'S YER WEETBIX LOISENCE

How the hell do you eat these?

oats are shit too

This, thought they were all just saying it spergy until I saw the op picture

Lil dash of hot water, some milk, and a pinch of brown sugar on top.

>water

kys

I'm on a cut will this kill me?

>As a Britbong, I fucking hate Ausfags removing the "a" from the middle.

en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Weet-Bix#History
>Weet-Bix, the breakfast cereal, was developed by Bennison Osborne in Sydney, Australia in the mid-1920s. Osborne set out to make a product more palatable than "Granose", a biscuit that was marketed by the Sanitarium Health Food Company at that time. On 19 August 1926, he lodged an application for registration of the trademark Weetbix,[2]

en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Weetabix
>Produced in the UK since 1932, Weetabix is the British version of the original Australian Weet-Bix. Both Weet-Bix and Weetabix were invented by Bennison Osborne, an Australian.

The 'a' wasn't removed, it was added. It was 'Weet-bix' first. I bet you feel dumb now, because of how wrong you were. Embarrassing.

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en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Adventist_Health_Studies
>Seventh-day Adventists have a lower risk than other Americans of certain diseases, and many researchers hypothesize that this is due to dietary and other lifestyle habits... Death rates from all cancers was 40% lower for Adventist men and 24% lower for Adventist women... On average Adventist men live 7.3 years longer and Adventist women live 4.4 years longer than other Californians... Five simple health behaviors promoted by the Seventh-day Adventist Church for more than 100 years (not smoking, eating a plant based diet, eating nuts several times per week, regular exercise and maintaining normal body weight) increase life span up to 10 years.

Maybe they're onto something.

fuck boys just want the 2000 aus cricket team back

I've just finished my box of shredded wheat biscuits as my breakfast and am wondering what I should have for breakfast now.