Be you

>be you
>about to start your bench press
>see this
wat do?

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>sorry, are you using the bench?

Ask if she is going to use the bench?

>pick her up
>lie down on the bench and put her down so her ass is on my face
>do weighted brap bench press for maximum gains

Stop trying to force this shit. You keep posting it in every thread without getting any replies and now you start a shitty thread about it. Kill yourself faggot.

Get the gym janny

>"Hey"
No "excuse me" thats very beta, dont ever fucking use it.
>"I want to skullfuck you before benchpress, may I have you sign this written consent?"
She won't know what to say, and will without a doubt will leave the gym in a hurry and never return.

You can pull almost anything off if you have confidence and are shreddies.

this. haha

>looking good, lady
Then just walk away

>Saying sorry for no reason

Cuck

ask to spread legs so i can penetrate

Mercilessly crop dust her

Easy as this

Braps aren't really that funny. It's like the banana dudes.

>"H-hi, can I work in?"

*sip* still got the moves

why would you ask such a stupid question? you can clearly see her on top of it

Sometimes I sit on free benches just cause I wanna sit somewhere

"hey,you are working out?"

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>acting like a normal, functional human being

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Pull her head down and begin throatfucking her

>I NEED THE BENCH

wasted quad

what a waste of digits

This

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I close the browser and do my bench press here in the safety of my room.

>"Sorry to bother you, are you using this bench"
>No reason
If you cant propa englesh you juest w8 tell I shank ya outa Costo, swer on mi mum I do

ask her if I can work in with her and do the exact same thing but with a higher weight to assert dominance.

not everyone is an edgy highschool kid
if you don't respect people, they will not respect you

incel rage

let's see those bodies BABYYYYYYYY

>take off my pants and trousers
>force down my throbbing cock in her mouth while holding her legs and body still
>start fingerbanging and licking her pusy
>eventually pump my seed down her throat
>use another bench and proceed with my workout

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>Excuse me madame, i don't mean to bother you but... are you using the flat barbell bench press? I'm asking since your are cleary not using it and its major pectoralis day and i have to leave in an hour... You are? Well in this case, i am terribly sorry for bothering you madame...I will go do dumbell presses instead

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>excuse me are you using that?
>no, just taking a pic, sorry

Start benching.

Digits have spoken, bench is my rest chair now

Haha imagine her lying like that on top of you during your sets haha

Lay underneath her and start pressing the entire bench. just warming up ;)

>Want me to take your pics for you?

Did I miss something?

Take her shoes and socks off, sniff her feet.

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>then just walk away

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>you don't have to tell me everything just eat these eggs

>that pic
>THIS was the greatest thinker of the last millennium
I guess looks really don't mean much.

has looks even had any correlation to great thinking ever?

This. Most retards here think they have to be alpha in every situation and end up just embarrassing themselves. If you genuinely want to use the bench why wouldn't you be as least intimidating as possible?

Is that the NZ Prime Minister?

It's a post wherein a self proclaimed boomer claims that he approaches groups of women at bars and says, 'ladies, you are looking great tonight!' and then walks away. Somehow this is supposed to translate into getting laid but it's actually cope. Hysterical, but sadly there are men who actually do this.

ask her if she'll be my friend

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Me on the right.
t. Wojak

call the cops

pick up the bar and drop it on her tummy

apologizing for literally nothing isn't showing respect, its being a subservient bitch boy.

It isn't tryhard alpha to say 'Hi, are you using that bench?' or 'Hey, mind if I use that bench?', its a normal fucking interaction, as opposed to be being a mega cuck for no reason.

you arent apologizing for shit, it's just standard politeness to say 'sorry' if you're interrupting someone

Nobody thinks that anyone is actually sorry

Actually based, I would only start with sorry for boomers and fellow gym bros. Saying "Sorry" to a young thot is never an optimal social interaction, gotta be Machiavellian with these bitches.

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>apologizing for literally nothing isn't showing respect, its being a subservient bitch boy.
Think about it from their POV for once. Imagine concentrating on what you are doing, then someone interrupts your concentration. It is only polite to apologize for doing that.

[sipping intensifies]

This pic is from that channel that used to stream a Thailand GYM, it disapeared, anyone know what happened with it?

I think the gym found out about its CCTV footage being leaked and viewed by Jow Forums so they SHUT IT DOWN

God no. Ardern is way uglier than that

The opinion of a BITCH is worth less than a nigger's shit! Ban me you gutless nigger-loving faggots, fuck the PC bullshit faggotry this board has become.

Low t

i chuckled

Ask her how the hell she managed to get into my apartment.

thats gay as fuck id drop a 80lb dumbell on her and tell her to move

No one thinks braps is funny or likes it.
People have just been whoring this shitty stupid bullshit nonstop for years now.

In Canada we say sorry for everything no one looks at it as an actual apology

Stop samefaggig

god why do you faggots do that so much. Its annoying. Seems like youre sorry for every action.
>in toronto
>hold the door open for someone
>they run through and say "sorry"
stop being sorry faggots

>implying your presence is inherently bothering people
textbook beta

Fucking mainlanders, it's just a meme eh

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