How do you eat your eggs?

>flip
this nigga be fuckin flippin his egs

Poached on avocado toast
>inb4 millennial

Or omelette with spinach and sundried tomatoes

More like Giuseppe

o i forgot the most important part which is to break the yoke and stir it with the whites after cracking all the eggs

>o i forgot the most important part which is to break the yoke and stir it with the whites after cracking all the eggs
wtf the semi liquid yolk is the good part

I feed them boiled to a drunken girl in the morning

you have to eat all the eggs

i prefer the taste of the mixed eggs, yoke on its own has a distinct taste that i started to dislike after my 5000th boiled egg

I put them in my asshole and crack them with my anal muscles and let the egg yolk slowly drip into a pan, along with some shit kernels.

Softboiled is my favourite but if I'm in a hurry I'll just crack 6-8 eggs in a tall glass and chug them down.

With a side of cholesterol-managing medicine.

omelette until I fuck up the fold, then scrambled

usually with a lot of spinach and a little bit of cheese

based and redpilled

I crack them open and drop the liquid directly into my mouth.

i'm vegan

egg whites, scrambled, added yolk

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I'm not retarded, so I don't

>>>/heartdisease/

i'd rather die from a heart attack than be a faggot lmoaing @ ur lyfe

2 in an omelette
personally hate eggs but cheap and varied protein sources are hard to come by when you're lactose intolerant.

Sunny side up on a bagel with salmon.

does matter if you're gay or straight when you cant get it up because you have heart disease? That's basically why they used to castrate slaves. So they were sexually non threatening it took away their "sexual power" they didn't care how it worked it was all based on achieving the desired result: slaves dick dont work. It making them docile was only a bonus. Why would you effectively castrate yourself? (it also ensured a constant market for slaves because owners couldn't make more)

didn't read but I can tell that you're seething

The UN is pro vegan. That makes you the sheep.

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So I just bought a carton of egg whites

If I do 1 whole egg and 3 egg whites is that good? I'm trying to cut back on yolk because i currently eat 4 whole eggs every morning

not seething just profoundly confused why anyone would opt to have heart disease and lift. They're contradictory.

I’ll never forget that episode of misfits where Lenny just plopped a whole egg in his mouth and started chewing it

Use 2 or 3 of them to make an omelette with cheese, whatever meat's in the house and peanut butter. With a side of oatmeal it's THE best breakfast for the poor man.

sunny side up with chouriço and oatmeal

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