You can only do one exercise for the rest of your life, what do you choose?

You can only do one exercise for the rest of your life, what do you choose?
What would be the objectively best choice?

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Deadlifts

Clean and press

Anyone who answers deadlift is an incel

Facepulls

OHP

I think i'd have to negotiate about whether they're really worth being my only exercise

Muscle up are objectively the best because you can train both your push and pull muscles to have a decently strong and big upper body

Hamstring curls

For health, strength, aesthetics ? What criteria?
Trail running is prob the best single exercise for humans to do.

Plank

swimming

Bench

This.
Every workout.
NON NEGOTIABLE!

Hex bar deadlift

This

Burpee + muscleup

I got trips so I win and this thread is over.

>Trail running is prob the best single exercise for humans to do.

That's not how you spell sprinting

My answer is sled pull sprints OP

I was gonna answer deadlift but I wanna look good as well, so probably pull-ups

Calf raises

row machine since its full body

Skateboard squats...In all seriousness I'd go with either deadlift or bench

Forearm curls. Popeye aesthetic inbound.

If swimming doesnt count

I know the answer is squats. But I’ll choose dips anyway.

Damn, wish I thought of that. Can I change my answer?

correct

This desu or rockclimbing

Fuck off Jeff no one asked you

I create my own exercise that consists of several different compounds in succession

This one. If not, burpees

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Log press

Just look at this old geezer with hipster tattoos. The kind of turd that considers a piercing while stirring his AM metamucil.

Fucking embarrassing.

That except this

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These or power cleans.

Squats for sure. Best core exercise.

If naturally athletic, the deadlift.

Any exercise that has you pulling off the floor and pressing.

Unfortunately it would end up being some kind of hard to learn Olympic lift, but I guess it wouldn’t be so bas as it would be the only exercise I am doing