You faggots think your in good shape well I need to tell you
The Everest is not about emotions. Above 8000 meters you are on your own and it becomes a march of survival. There is not place for mistakes. When I was there 3 years ago the Sherpa and my guide made it clear: at the first sign of something going wrong TURN BACK or YOU WILL DIE. There is no energy in one for two at that altitude. Everyone goes there knowing this. No one is romanticizing anything. If you can't walk, you will die. Period. That's why the area after Camp 4 is called The Death Zone. No help there. Most climbers died on the way back from exhaustion. When you're climbing the adrenaline pumped by the idea of reaching the summit is helping, but after that you're left on your basic strength and power. When we started climbing down, after the Hillary step a woman set down to rest because she felt exhausted. We've been waiting for 30 minutes and she still couldn't walk. She laid back and gave up. We had to leave her there. It broke out hearts but we couldn't do anything. There are around 200 bodies on the Everest to this day. There even is a valley called The Rainbow Valley, named after their colorful clothes. It's hard to understand what an almost 9 km high mountain means. You're spending days, weeks in total only to prepare your body (acclimatization). Only after that you can make the final push to the summit. Our group encountered bodies two, on top of what happened to that woman I was talking about earlier. You just have to walk past them, there is no other way. Everyone going there is assuming the risk of never turning back. That's Everest and most 8000+ meter summits' unwritten cruel rule.
This is not some silly internet story this is reality.
Everest Is the ultimate Fit Test
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I’ll just stick to the gym and landscaping
>lelverest
see me on k2 pussy
Go pull his pants down haha
I’m gonna dedicate the next 10 years of my life to getting into optimal Everest shape. I’ll even take 250mg DNP/day for warmth to pull this off. I’m gonna climb up alone, dress in a died bear fur yeti outfit and start eating the dead bodies. I’ll allow climbers to get pics/video of me eating and mercilessly raping the dead with my giant yeti cock. I’ll do this like 2-3 times a year until I’m mid thirties just to get plenty of accounts and evidence out there. When I’m old as fuck I’m gonna dress one last time and go on a rampage in the city
Satan challenges OP
Absolutely based psychoanon
Green Boots finna bout ta get dabbed on
>tfw there are QTs stuck frozen on that mountain looking exactly the same as the day they died
>if you immediately started fucking one nobody would stop you because they could die
SEE YOU LATER VIRGINS
Based to absolute hell and back
Better bring a drill because that pussy's going to be frozen solid.
Why bring a drill if you just need a lighter lmao
durr hur, climb big rock, die on big rock like cuck.
You might as well actually die doing something that isn't fucking gay, like jumping a cliff with a motorcycle or some shit. Nobody care about this rich faggot who froze like a bitch on a rock, but nutcase who died at the bottom of a canyon on motorcycle? Retard, but atleast a cool story.
Based and yetipilled
nice larp
>k2 has never been scaled during the winter
I now know my path
Everest is cardio, and cardio is for fags.
I climbed Everest.
Was it fucking hard? Oh sure. I trained like an animal for months starting off of a fit base and still got the shit kicked out of me a lot. Was it the biggest challenge a human could ever face? No. Was it pretty awesome? Damn right.
the absolute yeti man
>Woman gives up during the push for survival and just lays there to die after achieving something great
So what was I supposed to do here? feel bad?
biggest test of your wallet
You're a fucking legend, user.
Godspeed.
This post fucked me up,
Oh yeah I can now finally put that incline treadmill running to good use
place me in the screencap good sir
My dad was a SEAL had friends climb Everest. They said Hell Week was still harder
bro just jerk off
This thread again?
She didn't achieve something great. Everest is only 'challenging' because tourists can't into altitude like sherpas
Why are you autistic
You will have to get past me first, homosexual yeti
Be the first person to wank at the top
cool sorry bro
Yetipilled
>Gets escorted by some scrawny Asian fucks while watching the soccer moms coming down the mountain
Nice challenge you got there faggot
This it's literally just walking up a big hill, how hard can it be. People die because they're out of shape retards.
>goes to Everest to rape dead bodies, dressed as a Yeti
>gets raped by a real Yeti
Looking at Everest deaths. What the hell happened in 2915 and why is everyone dying at the fucking Base Camp now?
This
If OP wants a challenge do K2 in winter
Everest is tourist bait
Maybe he'll meet a Yeti gf
Would literally donate to a gofundme for this.
> climb alone
good luck with that
imagine being there and pranking people by fucking with them. just silly shit like hiding their stuff or adding extra weight to their bag or tying string to someone and pulling them back a bit during the hike
I would actually do it if I had the funds man. My only concern is losing toes due to frostbite.
I like you fren, this could become a fucking reality. If in about the next 5 years yeti sighting become a thing, just know it’s a Jow Forums bro fucking around in one of the most extreme environments for shits n giggles
sleep thight green boots
Nah you would need a blowtorch the winds up that high would make a normal lighter useless luckily i have a spare torch for emergencies
>hurr durr look at me doing something stupid and deadly just for the sake of my mentally diseased ego I am so brave and smart!!
>oh wow everest so tough
>when pic related is a day's worth of climbers
The real heroes are the sherpas who lugg these egomaniacs up the mountain.
How can one YETI be so bassed
You can't pull off the corpse raping part.
If you pull out your erect penis, it will freeze to a bloody ice popsicle in seconds. Then it will turn black and fall off and you die.
>did he get robbied by nigger yetis?or nerbe gas
Or the tibetian mountain pitbulls?
>yfw Jow Forums is always right
Abt you’re right. I’m sure I can fashion a hyper realistic strap on for my yeti outfit
thank you yetiposter, very cool
Moron dressed in cheap gorilla suit get shot in face by climbers...news at 11
What’s the sauce on this dude? Skinnyfat hopped on test cycle?
He took yeti test
>everest is the final fit test
>sherpas who eat and live like shit go there everyday
And you dont see them posting shit on fb or instagram. Everest is just a tourist “adventure”
>250mg DNP/day for 10 years
You'll be dead from liver/kidney failure long before you book the trip.
You have been visited by Yeti Rapist, Strong boners will come to you only if you post RAPE FAST OR STAY LAST
Kek I meant on the duration of the climb. And I meant train for 10 years as in eat my body primed and in condition for Everest, not spend 10 fucking years dancing around in a yeti costume playing with the corpses
>not spend 10 fucking years dancing around in a yeti costume playing with the corpses
Go big or go home nigga
They dont go to the summit dude. just the highest camp
> yfw MT. EVEREST CONFIRMED /OUR MOUNTAIN
You're so cool, big guy