Mire thread

few months ago
>saturday night, pizza place on campus lets you buy by the slice so I go there when I have a craving
>on my way out some drunk dude walks up to me
>"hey has anybody ever told you that you look like one of those karate guys in the movies? you look like it"
>"t-thanks haha I guess, I don't really do karate"
>he walks off and starts flirting with the girl at the counter awkwardly

what did he mean by this. I'm not asian

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I think I'm catching mires from the cleaning lady at work. She smiles a lot at me.
Also had a chance to use the zumba line on some family friend at dinner when he asked how I got buff

It's gods way of telling you to STOP EATING SHIT PIZZA YOU FUCK
But like, in a nice way, positive reinforcement and all that.

>I am lifting to mog all of Jow Forums
good luck
t 2/3/4/5.5 nogf

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kekd

>Those lifts
>no gf

You're fat aren't you

Got all these at 85kg 5'10

King of manlets.

Fuk good luck.
those stats should've gotten you some tiny qt with daddy issues at least.

5'10 isn't manlet king, it's manlet vizier. 5'11 is manlet king.

Well, I guess I'm some kind of fucking hikikomori. Turns out you don't get gf instantly delivered to your door step after achieving those stats.

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I go there to get a singe slice to curb my cravings so I don't want to order a huge pizza if that makes sense

wholesome and cool

thats normal and not a mire

RIP then, go do some social activities or something wtf.

Be a happy performing monkey in your gym during thot hours and go pick up the qt powerlifting asians.

just get a tinder and find some sloot to cuddle with.

>eating dinner with granparents
>eat like 8 rolls because I love country rolls
>grandpa jokes I eat a lot
>grandma jokes its okay because it all goes to my muscles

I love my family

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I'm a hermit too user. I just feel way more comfortable being alone. I still go to classes and the gym and eat out sometimes but I spend like 70 percent of my day at my pc

I would never have goten laid without tinder

Based fucking grandma, you better be treating your grandparents well user.

That's the spirit

>Be liftin in college gym
>Dyel comes in, visibly unsure and not confident
>He's benching 1pl8 with godawful form
>Come up to him and offer advice
>Relieved, he accepts and asks for a spot on his next set
>Afterward he says "I'm glad to have help from someone who's obviously experienced!"
>Tfw I still feel like a disgustingly weak twink
I was glad for the mire though. Keep lifting bros

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They're rich as fuck and spoil me. I wish I could give back to them as much as they've given me but the most I can do is buy them dinner sometimes but they turn me down like 90% of the time.

>1 year ago
>hulk sized dude asks me to spot him while he benches 2 120 pound dumbbells
>he does this for fucking reps

I knew I was out of dyel for sure when he picked me specifically out of everybody to spot him

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keep giving them your time and your presence, user. if you show that you love spending time with them it'll mean more to them than any material things

man the south is really disgusting with how fat the average person is

I went bowling with my dad and some girl was on a date next to us but couldn't stop looking at me. She even laughed at the jokes I cracked with my dad. It was kind of sad to see the lanklet she was with fight for her attention.

>qt powerlifting asians
I wish, none at my gym unfortunately.
It really isn't about just getting laid, it's about getting qt gf with meaning. And people have told me Tinder really isn't the place to look for that.
But I'll see what I can do. I kind of feel like I've "woken" again and actually want to change my ways.
Good luck Anons.

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They look like they fuck white guys

Me on the right

do you go to college? clubs are a really good place to meet girls. like a sports club or like a political club, ect

>14% body fat
She was just staring at your man titties lmao

>be me (who else when I be)
>at doctors getting blood tested for a job
>qt nurse taking my blood
>says I have have big arms
>chat with her for a bit
>is super flirty and giggling the whole time
>ask for her number
>she says her BF wouldn’t want her to do that
>laugh it off then sign the paper I needed to sign and leave

Oh well at least I tried.

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>14% body fat
>man titties

pick one

Not yet, I dropped out of high school and worked for few years. Now I'm back in and finishing it.

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I had a nurse tell me I had a really strong heat when I was getting my blood drawn. and I thought she was being flirty or friendly and then she said "yeah you would probably bleed out pretty fast if you got in an accident haha"

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*heart

good job for getting back in to finish it user.
Yeah I would defiently go to join some clubs when you get there

FBI would not have stopped me. I wouldve bottled her cune juices

You will one day brother just keep up the hard work you're gonna make it

Old Mexican ladies at work tell me I'm strong.
All of my lifts are incredibly shit.

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imagine fucking the mom while the daughter watches

>Tfw your 1 y.o. son gets called 'the giant' by his 3 y.o cousin

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>you want to put on more weight user?
>whats the purpose of having so much muscle?
>youre not gonna fit into your clothes user!

they dont understand, they never will

Posted this one in the other mire-related thread, but fuck it:

>Playing some /tg/ the other day.
>GMing for my group
>Describing the actions of the (physically) strongest character in our game
>Sorta mimed it out, inadvertently flexing while I did so, one of the guys pipes up
>Whoah! Look at those muscles! That’s pretty much what (strong character’s) arms must look like!
>FeelsGoodMan.jpg

I mean, it’s a mire from a chubby nerd bro, rather than a big tiddy qt, but it made my day anyway.

Also got mired by a middle aged woman at work. She told me it showed that I’d been working out. I’m not going to pretend that she’s a a hot older woman at all, but still a nice mire.

Finally, gave blood, the nurse jokes about me being/looking like Thor, then said “Sorry, you must get that all the time!”

We’re all gonna make it lads.

>Missouri
>the south

You should kill yourself for your lack of knowledge about basic geography.

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I get way more mires from dudes than women

Posted a pic on ig and had a girl from my past dm me
So i guess that means something

>be me
>get off work at 11 pm
>waiting for a cab on the bench
>homeless guy who’s always there talking about some dumb shit how he got abducted by aliens in the 80s
>car stops at the red light
>convertible full of hot chicks
>they wolf whistle and blow kisses at me then drive by real fast
>I smile
>homeless guy says “boi why you smilin dat wuz for me”

Thought that was bretty funny.

That sounds pretty cool.
Now imagine fucking the daughter while the mom watches.

>mom teaches her how to do stuff by talking her through it as she watches

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Nah, 5'10" is king of the manlets, 5'11" is emperor

gave me a good chuckle

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Mire and also a more gone wrong
>out bowling with a few people
>get 3 strikes and friend asks how
>autistically say "deez gains" and flex a cep
>his eyes go wide and says my arms must've doubled in size

>out eating with friend, his gf and other girl
>friends gf wants me and other girl to get together
>hear her say I hopped on the gain train and asks other girl what she thinks
>"oh really? Didn't notice"
>mfw

Depends on where you go. Places with high population/ college cities like Columbia are fairly Midwestern and left-ish and the big cities like St. Louis and Kansas city are pretty much just like other northern cities, but out past city limits it's definitely a southern state. Cow fields and meths labs galore.

t. someone who lives here

>grain train.

wait what

>Last Saturday
>Hanging out at a friend's house
>Very lively place, uni student house, always people over
>This group of three women I've never met before is goading one of my friends to remove his shirt
>He says 'tell [user] to take off his shirt instead, he's pretty ripped'
>Hear this and gladly oblige
>Three women are admiring my unclothed body
>Later that day one of those women privately confides in me that she's extremely disappointed to be in a committed relationship, implies she wants to have sex with me
>Don't respond, as I don't want to encourage thotting

>Last Sunday
>At friend's 25th birthday party
>Flirting with this group of three women, I don't want to fuck them, just having a laugh
>Because I understand that the proper way to flirt with women in these sorts of social occasions should involve a spontaneous and non-confrontational attitude I jokingly said 'I encourage each and every single one of you to fondle my penis' to a group of three women and this one guy
>One woman squeezes my penis
>Then the guy squeezes my penis
>He's really going at it, he gives my cock and balls a few good squeezes, really learning the size and shape of it
>Know for a fact that he's not gay, nor drunk
>Can only imagine he did this due to extreme insecurity and self-doubt
>mfw

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>reads it wrong
>doesnt realize before posting about it

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You should definitely kill yourself. The south is a geographic area. It's not dependent on political leanings or population size.

en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Southern_United_States

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sorry user I'm fucking wasted right now holy shit

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Haha wouldn't it be wierd if he kissed you afterwards? N-no homo tho

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>on ski trip in japan
>come back to hotel lobby after night of heavy tequila drinking
>pack of japanese and foreigners drinkin in the lobby
>playing music, cards, just shootin the shit
>azn qt sits next to me and chats me up.
>its 1 am and im tired and drunk, nod off on here shoulder
>wake up with my head in her lap
>only 3 or 4 people left in the lobby
>those people decide to go to bed
>cut music, head up
>its just me and her in the lobby
>thought she would want to cuddle in the lobby sofa or something
>instead she jumps on top of me like an animal in heat
>im still waking up and caught by surprise
>she starts stripping off her clothes.
>panic because someone will obv see us
>pick her tiny azn body up and carry her down the hall
>shes still pulling clothes off and sucking m neck
>stumble into womens onsen
>turn off lights and lock the door
>drunk rough fuck eachother in the hot tub
>nearly die from heat exhaustion and dehydration
>would do again.

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>go to bar to appease social butterfly "friend"
>shooting pool while he hits on everyone
>go to bar to get a shot of turkey 101
>female bartender says "wow, you're a big guy"
>focus all my might to not banepost "y-yea"
>starts saying how she started going to the gym recently, keto meme, planet fatness, etc.
>just listening to her talk honestly
>complains how her abs are sore, lifts her shirt up to show stomach
>"I just tried this new exercise, it goes like this"
>poorly demonstrates cable ab crunches just to show off her ass
>"friend" comes up "DUDE YOU SHOULD TOTALLY GET HER NUMBER SHE'S TOTALLY INTO YOU YOU SHOULD TOTALLY SMASH"
>ehhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh
>gets number
>she goes on about her kid that's my age
>ghost her
Why do I always attract the single moms? Fuck, I want a mommy gf, not to date an actual mom my actual mom's age.

My GF squeezes my ass whenever I visit her

UUUU

for some reason I thought in japan they were into super skinny guys and not like big muscle

I was considering a trip sometimes because I'm super into old arcade games and Japanese food.

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Squeeze her tits and say that you're a tits man

Every month I get these xolair shots from two older nurses at the local hospital. I have the option to get them in my arm or my stomach. I always do arm but they say “you don’t have much fat there,” and I laugh. One day they pulled my shirt up and saw my abs and they said “well there’s not much fat there either,” before lowering my shirt then patting my abs.
Feels nice getting molested by two grandmas.

based drunk guy

These past few kek

Go squat lmao1caucasian

fake and gay

Post your height?

idk if family mires count but it’s something I guess

>visiting older sis today
>hasn’t seen her since christmas and I’ve been lifting ever since as my new years resolution
>have gotten some gains
>”wow user have you been working out?”
>”yes”
>she puts her hands in my shirt and starts feeling my chest
>push her away and tell her to stop being a faggot

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>>focus all my might to not banepost "y-yea"
youre a stronger man than I, user
I wouldve done it without hesitation

Me too bro. Work in food manufacturing. Tons of good looking Latinas, but ALL of them have kids. I'm just not looking for baggage.

h-hot

i get you compadre

>be me
>fishing with friend, spic friend, and spic friend's friend he brought
>layered because it's cold as fuck
take off jacket and overshirt
>have on super tight undershirt
>spic friend's friend comes over "damn user, you're looking stiff as fuck, I want to be like that" and touches 'cep
>other friends are DYELs I just recently got to workout with me, "yeah user is huge"

Feels good, but I know normies are very easily impressed.

Also

>dropping black girl I was fucking off at her house
>have arm hanging out window while talking to her
>she squeezes arm while talking before going inside

I think black girls are more open about their desires for big muscles, also they love white guys, seriously bros.

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black girls seem pretty forward in general which is nice. I've only been with 3 though.

Women talk to me just a bit more

>Yesterday
>Talking to a friend while loading some plates on calf raise
>qt watching from across the gym
>She comes and starts using it right in front of me after I put the weight on it
>Do nothing about it, she was hot and regret it

>Today
>6-7/10 waiting outside the gym
>She doesn't have a 24 access key card
>Neither do I
>We both just sit there locked out waiting for someone to come out
>She makes small talk while I don't really try
>Keeps talking trying to keep it going, I'm not all that interested though
>Later on
>Black girl starts doing some meme exercises right behind me
>I move
>She follows and keeps working out right behind me
>Don't do anything because I'm not really into black girls unless they are really thick and she was a skelly

You forgot this
>haha

I actually like skinny black girls too

ive done it with pleasant results

>every girl that talks to me is cute or hot
>every woman that enters my vicinity was doing it because she's checking me out or into me

ok dude, and you've been lifting for 6 months also right?

You're retarded, it definitely is a cultural AND geographic region.

I had a fwb last year who was one of those normie meme girls. and I was on top of her kissing and she fliped me over and got on top of me and said "i'm in charge now" and so I did the voice and said "DO YOU FEEL IN CHARGE?" and it basically ruined the moment but I laughed my ass off so it was worth it

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>be me
>starting lifting and dieting since November
>see no visible results
>get depressed
>parents visited me a few days ago
>mom comes in for a hug
>"user you lost weight! You feel leaner!"
>sister also hugs and agrees with mom
>motivated to try harder and do better
family mires are what really counts bros

Bro you're fucking retarded. Women do things to indicate interest in you. If you look at a girl, and she immediately looks away she is telling you to fuck off. If a girl sees you using equipment and straight up slides in, she is trying to force an interaction. I'm guessing the fact that you don't know this kind of speaks for itself for how much female attention you get.

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> recently felt worthy enough to talk to girls on omegle
> talking to some thai 6/10
> end up whipping out thedong™
> she mimes jacking the willy
> on nofap so i bust like mount krakatoa in 2milliseconds
> she says nothing and gives me a thumbs up
> i disconnect in shame

See you later virgins

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I was under the impression 5'10 is King of Manlets and 5'11 is the GOD of Manlets