I love all you faggot mother fuckers. My dick smells terrible. She was a dirty socialist SJW but I don't care. I fucked her good and hard and I might just do it again it went so well.
So getting fit actually worked. I'm now a degenerate with the rest of society.
Try to find a regular girl now.
Congrats, OP. I hope you wore a condom or your next post will be.....
>fuck you Jow Forums I got swole and fucked a tinder slut. Now I have herpes. I hate all of you!
>regular girl
>2019
user...
Was she hot?
pics bro
Good job, slut.
Living the dream. Hope you're vaccinated against STDs.
She looks like winonna ryder in beetlejuice but shes 24. She was pretty solid 7. big tatters too. Nice ass. It was a legit lay. Didn't step down on quality at all to get this mission accomplished. Now I can go back to lifting and in 6 months try and go for an 8.
Congrats OP this is an important milestone on your path to making it (as long as she wasnt an ugly landwhale)
Pics?
Nope bro! No more whales for me. I'm only harpooning qt. I wont smell that smell again. Never again...
OP, she looks much better than drugged up Winona Ryder in Beetlejuice.
I just dislike the short hair, but well done nonetheless
short hair is not my thing but damn bro
I'm too far gone (30yo virgin) not to do it with a prostitute my first time but later I hope to gain some experience and make some sex skill gains, possibly through Tinder
For some reason the thumbnail looks like she has a blonde moustache lol
Jesus stop talking like that you moron, you sound like you just finished a side quest in an RPG
But I did complete a quest.
The first time I took a legitimate 9+/10 girl home, I literally did an autistic dance upon getting back to my apartment. My roommate walked in and judged me harshly despite the fact that he fucks 6s at best.
Anyway, it's all downhill from there. You'll find out she's crazy or completely devoid of empathy like most attractive people and then have a hard time settling back into normie girls.
based
I recently started hooking up with an older woman off tinder. Feels good desu
Y'know I felt like I had unlocked some kind of achievement but now I look back on it and I just get really disappointed. There is no "Game Over" screen and so achievements are just like any other nice thing. They rust and decay and break down over time, and maintaining them is an inherently melancholic act, especially in the case of memories.
You've only acquired another possession that will come to bring you suffering as you continue to care for it.
Stop trying to take away from OP's achievement. You're the moron here.
did she drop anything?
how much exp do you get for fucking tinder thots?
based user, she's really good looking
more importantly, how many bitches does a nigger have to fuck before he levels up?
What's the difference between a regular girl and a Tinder girl?
Fucking hell this actually brightened my day. I love you faggots no homo
Tinder girls are there to smoke pot and fuck, easy.
regular girls are girls who have to maintain a reputation of not being too slutty, and only fuck if drunk at parties or you spend money on them in dates.
Looks good bro, nice job
>only fuck while drunk at parties
>having reputation
Pick obe kiddo
>itt things that didn’t happen
This in a fitness image board, not somewhere to post of you loosing your anal virginity. Ducking reddit and robots. Just fuck off already
>side quest
Where do you think you are?
Also, he's progressively overloading his thot reach potential.
At least her panties
Good for you. Now, get it out of your system, move to the next stage and keep going.
cope faggot
Damn, nice job, man.