What's your weirdest gym experience?

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I got possessed while doing a bench pr
I was listening to some very underground black metal, almost failed but then something literally pushed it for me

Few years ago there was this one dude that looked like he was sleeping on one of the benches but he was actually dead. All I remember is walking in, getting my workout in, hearing some chick scream hysterically, and then some staff doing CPR and busting out the AED thing, and then paramedics strolled in.
Someone snagged the bench and started using it a few moments after he was dragged off it

One time I almost punched a guy, the staff had to drag me out of the gym

>Someone snagged the bench and started using it a few moments after he was dragged off it
I don't know how to feel about this.

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every time I come to my gym regardless of the time this guy does nothing but retard crossovers for about 30 minutes and then leaves. Regardless of the time or day

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Drudkh is not that underground m8.

One time I was a dyelfag in a fraternity tank top and this literal 10/10 sub 100 lb cutie walked up to me and asked for my number. I ended up walking her to her friend’s dorm and we fugged. Turns out she was just visiting a male friend that got friend zoned or some shit.

Really wish it had worked out with her as she’s now a 12/10. (Sometimes look her up on social media)

Why does that concern you, small dick energy

One time I got a massive boner on the treadmill for some reason and it kept flopping around while I was running

>Someone snagged the bench and started using it a few moments after he was dragged off it
Kek

if he tried to grab a straight guys ass or balls or whatever i understand why he was punched around

not even homophobic tbqh i wish i could smack the shit out of handsy girls at the bar as well but they're girls so

It's called a mirror.

oh shi

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>How do you even know if somebody is gay bro
Just watch who they check out. I mean that's for normal folk anyway. In a gym you'd need to see if they didn't check out women but in real life guys who check out guys are the homosexers.

eye contact

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They way they interact with other guys in the changing room

There's kids in there the locker room. I wouldn't give a shit if someone beat one of those degenerates to a pulp for doing stuff like that in front of children.

This is probably the weirdest shit I've seen in 6 years of lifting.
>At gym with gymbro
>Triceps/Chest day, making all kinds of gains
>Suddenly THAT guy walks in
>Longpants, hoodie, earbuds
>Fucking EARBUDS in a gym that already blasts music
>Goes straight to the squatrack without even warming up
>Starts squatting just the bar (wat)
>Adds some weight and squats like 4-5 times before having to sit down
>Unloads the bar, red as a tomato already
>Starts doing overhead press, with THE SAME FUCKING BAR
>Entiregymstaring.exe
>Does the same shit there, doesnt even use clips
>Gymowner stares at him from the receptiondesk
>Prob wonders if he´s liable if the kid kills himself
>Somehow survives anyways, deloads the bar
>Starts DEADLIFTING WITH THE SAME BAR
>Gymbro just mouthing "what the fuck" and stops in the middle of his set
>Does one fucking set of deadlifts
>Deloads the bar and walks out
>Doesnt even fucking shower
>Comes back a couple of days later IN THE SAME FUCKING CLOTHES

Saw him weighing himself in the gym, fucktard even seemed to GAIN weight

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He's right you know

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I'm bi, I don't focus on anyone. Everyone thinks you want to fuck them if you look in their direction. I'm just seeing of the equipment is free, calm down. The females dressed like whores are the worst.

>Someone snagged the bench and started using it a few moments after he was dragged off it
Absolutely gonna make it

did they wipe it down?

>Someone snagged the bench and started using it a few moments after he was dragged off it
That guy's gonna make it.

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>You in a year

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incredible story.
i enjoyedthis a lot.

>longpants, hoodie
Not weird. Wore swears every day, training for wrestling
>earbuds in a gym that already blasts music
Oh, no, somebody doesn't like shitty pop/dad rock! Call the polis
>goes to the squat rack without warming up
>squats just the bar
It was at this moment, I knew this post was b8

Im looking at you user

Learning to tie knots is a useful skill, looking forward to it

On my first day in the gym I didn't know what to do so i did nothing.

I know thats his father but still looks pretty gay

>It was at this moment, I knew this post was b8
it was at this moment that i knew you were new. welcome fren

I got one.

>be in the local rec center gym
>great gym, has an Olympic size pool, and hockey rink etc.
>doing laps in the pool to loosen up before set
>in comes local fire dept
>like 8 guys on swole patrol
>it's me and 2 other guys in the whole place, everybody mirin
>they split into groups and start lifting
>one guy is kinda otter mode, young guy
>tfw ywn be the fire department twink
>gets on bench, loads up lmao2pl8
>kid can't weigh more than 150lbs, pretty impressive if he can do it
>spotter is a madman
>kid drops bar to nips and stalls on the way up
>spotter going wild
>c'mon, Timmy! C'mon Timmy!
>others join in
>Timmy gets the bar up and racks
>gets up and does the Hulk Hogan flex
>then does a spot on impression of Timmy, from south park
>TIMMAYYYY TIMMAYYYY!
>whole dept cheering Timmy
>funny as shit, but wholesome
>every few minutes, you'd hear a TIMMAAAAAY! when he'd lift successfully
>nuther big dude, like 50 years old part of the group
>must've hit a PR A, because you heard a bunch of people cheering c'mon!, then you hear a big, bassy RRRROGERRRRRRRR!!!
>followed by a TIMMAAAAAY!

many keks were had that day. Motivated me to lift heavy, and whisper TIMMAAAAAY to myself, every time I make a good lift

>Someone snagged the bench and started using it a few moments after he was dragged off it
Alpha af

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>taking well deserved catnap after finishing my sets
>hear screams
>suddenly hit with a stun gun and hustled out of the place by a bunch of burly thugs
>corner of my eye I see that shithead grab my bench and drag it away while I'm wheeled out the door in shock

Fucking never going there again, gents

It doesn’t matter how ripped or strong you are, you have to have giant lats and wide shoulders.
I don’t even want to look like this guy.

>not getting spotted by a literal ghost
>he can't help you lift it so the danger is still there but he can tell you if you're off
sounds perfect

>Someone snagged the bench and started using it a few moments after he was dragged off it
>Using the spirits of the dead to hit a new PR.
This guy's gonna make it

Old pasta is good pasta
Glad to see it again
newfag

>Someone snagged the bench and started using it
This is how you know you made it

I was in the middle of a bench press set and some dude walked by, grabbed the bar and placed it back on the rack. I wasn't struggling or anything, he kinda just did that.
It felt so surreal

FUCK hahahaha, for real?

>Someone snagged the bench and started using it a few moments after he was dragged off it
lmao, I'm just laughing at the thought of the dude trying to be really nonchalant about it, like walking over to it with a few warmup pl8s and all his shit while they're still zipping up the body bag.

There's this one dude who dances with the cable machines in my gym. He also dances between sets.

>guy in my gym is really scruffy and tired looking
>always talking to himself
>brings newspapers, several of them, to the gym
>wraps the newspapers up and uses them as gloves for his lifts
>sometimes uses piles of them to drop the weights on
>always tells people that he is showing the newspapers 'what a real press looks like'
>papers always end up damaged and he walks around handing them to people
>once tipped over a protein bar vending machine because he 'found out that protein powder contains estrogens that target leg muscle fibers' and as proof of this he pulled out a wallet of everyone in the gyms legs to show how weak they are
>many rumours about him, that he is a crazed conspiracy theorist etc
>mfw he gives me a newspaper to read

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I guess, this kind of guy exists in every gym. In my gym there is this one guy that enters the gym 9 p.m. in long plack pants, black hoodie and shoes, directly goes to the rack and does his shit. Afterwards he leaves. No use of locker room, no changing of shoes. wft?

>showing the newspapers what a real press looks like

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What the band m8?

based

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That reminds me
>IT autist at work always tying nooses out of cables
>Two years I'm working there and every time he uses a knot, it's a noose knot
>When asked, he says it's a convenient and secure, easily-adjustable knot
>No one really talks to him outside of It problems or when a new guy asks about the fucking nooses
>Doesn't show up to work one day
>He hanged himself
>Everyone at the office pretends to be sad and mumbles how there was no way to see it coming, he was such an upbeat guy, etc - usual platitudes
Thanks for reminding me that I'm a horrible human who didn't do anything to stop it.

>Someone snagged the bench and started using it a few moments after he was dragged off it
WHATEVER IT TAKES.RIGHT BABE??

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>doing my stuff in gym
>suddenly the gymowner comes near to me
>puts his hand inside my pocket of my fog shorts and starts shaking it around
>"seems like you don't have any money don't ya? haha"
>"n-no haha"
>he leaves
>mfw

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Wholesome

Kill yourself

What a bunch of faggots haha

I'm just doing my part of saving this board from the discord trannies

>ywn have firebros to memelift with

He just wanted a benis in his potty

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did everyone clap?

>getting bullied by your crackhead mom in your home gym

I saw a dog

One guy called me a cutie

Hot

Underrated post

Cute

>someone snagged the bench and started using it a few moments after he was dragged off it

Hahahaha

GOTTA CONFUSE THE GOD OF DEATH, RIGHT BABE?

Only women are cute.
You should've fucked him to establish dominance.

>Someone snagged the bench and started using it a few moments after he was dragged off it
Based AF

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Lets be honest who wants to deal with that hassle?

PUT ME IN THE FUCKING SCREENCAP

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HEARTY KEK

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>always tells people that he is showing the newspapers 'what a real press looks like'

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Yea that was me

Nah

This happened 2 days ago. Weirded/creeped me out.
> New gym, only been a couple times
> On rowing machine, blasting my ears minding my own business
> Notice this chick and guy, obviously a couple
> they're just messing around on swiss balls
> mirin her ass, she's a cute Blondie 8/10
> dudes well cut too, appreciate that but it's not my thing
> he's facing me notices me checking out his girl
> gives me a friendly look, doesn't seem bothered by me
> hold his gaze and get back to checking her out
> Ok I've let him know his chicks hot and that I back myself by openly mirin her in front of him, I focus on the view straight ahead
> Minute later glance over because she bending down
> He looks at me looking at her
> Watch his eyes move down my body
> Oh shit, it hits me, I think he must be bi
> Not sure what to do with this info
> Spend next five mins doing exact same thing, looking at her then him and I staring at each other like homos
> Now getting worried he is gonna ask if I wanna do a mfm
> Ummm, could I? She's hot af, would it be worth it?
> Remember I'm not gay
> Feel creeped out
> Get up leave
15 mins into my workout. Pissed off because threw me out of my routine. Little worried if I'm gonna see them again.

> Remember I'm not gay

mhm

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oh shit its suicidal chinese black metal guy
youre the nigga that reccomended tomb

>deadlifts on the bench platform

>Someone snagged the bench and started using it a few moments after he was dragged off it
ascended

I mean I can appreciate, but that's the extent of it. Couldn't go there, even if it meant having a free go of his missus. Guy was totally open about it, that's what freaked me out the most.

Lmao, my fucking sides

Why?

I was leaving the gym with my bro, we were going to the car but on the way there is this tiny crowd gathering, as we pass by them I see a woman laid down on the floor face up, her eyes were wide open but she wasn't moving, someone was doing cpr on her, some old faggot piece of shit was letting his dogs sniff around her. Anyways next day I come to the gym and ask about it, and apparently she actually died on the spot, she was running with some of her fit friends, was feeling bad but didnt stop and had a heart attack. Saddest part is that most of the people running with her at the time just kept going, because no one in that little crowd was wearing jogging equipment. Felt sad for the woman and her family that day.

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underrated

>someone snagged the bench and started using it a few moments after he was dragged off it

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>Someone snagged the bench and started using it a few moments after he was dragged off it
And that someone was Mystery solved, was possessed by the restless spirit of a man who wanted to hit that one last PR. You helped him move on, user. Good on you.

>Someone snagged the bench and started using it a few moments after he was dragged off it
It’s little stupid shit like this that brings me lights joy in such a dark life.

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This is borderline fucked up no matter how hard it is to get a bench at your gym