Memes aside, how do I tell if I'm low test?

Memes aside, how do I tell if I'm low test?
Reasons I suspect I am:
>Not balding yet, unlike many guys around my age
>Weird fat distribution
>No desire to penetrate a woman at all
>Fatigued
>Depressed
Reasons I might not be:
>Muscle mass is fine
I try to exercise every other day, for reference.

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Your diet is prob shit

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I do eat a lot of carbs

Carbs are not the devil as keto fags would let you know.

Go through a check list of your life.
Do you get enough sleep?
Do you get outside often?
Do you have a social life?
Do you get your vitamins and minerals covered?
etc etc etc

I say that because I had the same problem I think. I had muscles, I was growing muscles, and was getting stronger and bigger, however my mental aspect was shot and negative. I thought it had to be diet, cleaned it up, lowered my carbs, upped my protein/fat, now I'm basically opposite of your list. I'm energetic, and horny as fuck

>Do you get enough sleep?
I wake up during the middle of the night for varying periods of time, but normally I get like 7-8 hours.
>Do you get outside often?
On my way to and from class.
>Do you have a social life?
No. That can't be helped.
>Do you get your vitamins and minerals covered?
Yes.

I get my required amount of protein daily, same with fats.

Why do carbfags always deny the truth. The root of all the problems is carbs from your diet. Carbs are not natural for the human digestive system.

Go zerocarb. You don't need massive social interaction to be happy. Just eat meat and no carbs and you'll be happy.
stop eating carbs, they are anti-nutrients

>No desire to penetrate a woman at all
I got news for ya buddy

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Good luck making any noticeable gains.

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But I love pasta a lot. How long would I have to do it to see results?

I'm not gay. It's probably just the carbs causing this if it's not low test.

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>Goodluck not making gains eating literally meat, eggs, and milk
Idiot, how did that make sense in your head?

good luck trying to get below 15% BF

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>I’m not gay it’s just the carbs!

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>calories in vs calories out
Gee that sure was fucking hard...

>all calories are equal, all macronutrients are equal, all foods have equal biomechanisms and bioavailibility
brainlet

I can't fucking be gay. I'd kill myself. I never even mentioned anything about my sexual preferences, only one thing that didn't interest me that should. Combined with everything else, it absolutely has to be the carbs.

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Post body :^)

But do you get all the nutrients that the human body needs to even function normally? Probably not, not many people do. Matter of fact you just reminded me to go make lunch haha

I wasn't getting enough vitamin B because I was stressed earlier, I know that for certain, so I take supplements for that.

Bruh. If you have no libido and think that that isn’t what you want talk to a fucking doctor holy fuck

Well seems like you’ve got two options:
1. You put that rope necklace on and take a dive
2. You put that choker on and have someone dive into you

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No

Fuck off Sv3rige

I'm American so that may not be an option.

I'm not fucking gay you Discord tranny.

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That statement is true though...

Consider going to a doctor and ask them what your body is deficient in. Or a free clinic, ask to get some blood taken, check your hormones while they’re at it. It’s what I did, found out I was deficient in vitamin d, b12, a, C, and omega 3’s.

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If this is bait it’s good because this is one of the stupidest things I’ve heard. Glucose is the basic unit of energy for most complex life. Even if you don’t eat carbs, you still need them.

Go to a free clinic dumb dumb they don’t even ask for fucking citizenship anymore lol

I didn't know free clinics were a thing. I had a blood test at my last physical and they didn't contact me back with the results, all they told me was that "nothing was wrong."

You don't need carbs. Carbs are the only macro nutrient that is not needed to be eaten in order not to have malnutrition. If you don't eat fat or protein you do get malnutrition and deficiencies.

How shit was your diet that you are deficient in all those holy shit

This nigga knows what’s up, your brain needs glucose to function, anyone who isn’t getting any would start to suffer from brain atrophy after a while.

You body converts fat into glucose, and your brain is made of cholesterol.

Gotta ask for the numbers brah. Say you really want to know what’s going on with your body and want all the info. Bug the fuck out of them and eventually they will give it to you.

I did ask for them, they didn't call back. I can try again come Monday.

It just was. I am very poor lol, Between rent, my stuff, and my diabetes supplies I have very little money.

Hahahahahahahahahaha in what world faggot, Carbohydrates raise blood glucose levels, which your brain literally requires to function holy shit you’re retarded

Squeaky wheel gets the grease, keep bugging them until you get what you want

>anime girl

you can’t hide what’s inside user, preserve that nice head of hair you’ve got and go on girl hormones!

>now he's not even hiding the fact he's trying to pinkpill me
big yikes

Sodomites get the rope

Oh my jesus christ

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You're going to burn in hell for all eternity you degenerate.

>knows what pinkpill is

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Apparently stuffing your face with sugar didn't keep you from turning into a retard, gebcause producing the glucose necessary for your brain is one of the jobs of the liver and it keeps doing it regardless of your carb consumption.

Post your selfies elsewhere

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trannies are a gift from G-d you queef

Perhaps from your evil Jewish tribal idol you call "G-d", but not the God I know.

Leviticus 18:22:
>You shall not lie with a male as with a woman; it is an abomination.

Leviticus 20:13:
>If a man lies with a male as with a woman, both of them have committed an abomination; they shall surely be put to death; their blood is upon them.

Jude 1:7:
>Just as Sodom and Gomorrah and the surrounding cities, which likewise indulged in sexual immorality and pursued unnatural desire, serve as an example by undergoing a punishment of eternal fire.

Corinthians 6:9-10:
>Or do you not know that the unrighteous will not inherit the kingdom of God? Do not be deceived: neither the sexually immoral, nor idolaters, nor adulterers, nor men who practice homosexuality, nor thieves, nor the greedy, nor drunkards, nor revilers, nor swindlers will inherit the kingdom of God.

>quotes the Torah

you Jow Forumsyps are such curious creatures, following a Jewish religion and cursing the chosen people with every breath. this probably explains your massive latent self-hatred

Revelation 3:9:
>Behold, I will make them of the synagogue of Satan, which say they are Jews, and are not, but do lie; behold, I will make them to come and worship before thy feet, and to know that I have loved thee.

John 8:44:
>Ye are of your father the devil, and the lusts of your father ye will do. He was a murderer from the beginning, and abode not in the truth, because there is no truth in him. When he speaketh a lie, he speaketh of his own: for he is a liar, and the father of it.

There are no "chosen people", especially you vile, devil-worshiping miscreants. The new covenant is in Christ and all who accept his sacrifice are saved.

Revelation 3:9 specifically states that the "synagogue of Satan" is NOT Jews. "I will make them of the synagogue of Satan, which say they are Jews, AND ARE NOT". It is people who lie about being Jewish

The Khazarian impostors today aren't Jews. Your entire existence is a lie. The covenant is broken, God renounced Israel and destroyed it, the tribes are scattered and lost. There is only Christ, and all those who are at His side.