This is the bare minimum required for a woman to feel the sheer life affirming exhilaration that she gets by being near...

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top lel that voice

I doubt the webm is real, but if it is, that dude just got his dick ridden into the 14th dimension once he got the chance. So many girls with adrenaline kinks

Russians in general are just fucking insane. You should look up how many of them die each year doing shit like this

Oh no doubt. But have you been around a girl when some adrenaline inducing shit goes down? Her panties basically sublimate into the air

I like your voice.
Audiobooks pls.

>win the genetic lottery
>automatically get to live life on easy mode
>decide to hang off the side of buildings and do other stupid shit that could very well lead to your death
why do good looking people take shit for granted? let us ugly fucks go viral or die trying by doing stunts like this

This is a huge outlier most females like this wouldn't even think about doing something that would be dangerous to their easy life. She's just crazy.

This 13 year old calls you incel. What do?

how much do you squat faggot

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I enjoyed your vocaroo in the /v/ thread with the cute bank girl. Very based.

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Im assuming you wear unflattering looking glasses

Nice voice bruh

>these are the people you argue with online
Fucking hell man, you got voice mogged by the other user

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d00d

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Didn't she die though ?

mcconnell from asmongold?

link?

>girls will nearly kill themselves for likes on Instagram

What went wrong?

>I doubt the webm is real
I wouldn't doubt it. I've seen dumber stuff done by Mustang Wanted. These women are not right in their heads.

I mean, Mustang is not a woman (neither a man, he's a Russian), but he has done stuff like that with women.

vocaroo.com/i/s1C8KUhI3aYD

go to red bull with it

>retarded thots winning the darwin award
i dont see anything wrong with that

how did he overcome the urge to drop her?

vocaroo.com/i/s17ubP1bHyc0

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>she'd be gasping for air...on yer FUCKING CAHCK

I fucking love you vocarooanon, keep being based

post body

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Because modern women don’t care about their lineage or genetics. It’s all about ME! Disgusting creatures honestly

>not breaking up with your gf when she wasn't to go on an exotic cock tour
It's like he wants to be miserable or something

kys "dude"

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I just take videos posted online with a grain of salt these days. Way too easy to do something like this in some dude's garage with like $80 of supplies and After Effects

Based and NO BOYS NO DRINKING pilled

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he didn't fly so good

I was hoping this little bitch fell. mfw

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God I wish that were me

>be strong enough for 5 pull ups
>put your life on that ability
if it's' not fake, he wasn't a smart guy

Tfw you will never experience an adrenaline-crazed THOT riding you like a maniac

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>pullups to failiure
>on the edge of a building
The absolute madman, he actually did it

BASED

He normally cheated out the pull ups with his feet, didn't work on that building surface.

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My first ex-wife...
>internal chuckle
Good times

What's up with the guy at the beginning standing right in front of the dude?

Based boomer
Wonky NPC crowd mechanics

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Well, you are not wrong. I mean, its all about emotions, stimulation would be a better word for it.
Thats why some woman can only feel alive in abusive relationships; normal ones are too boring, being treated well its too boring, nice guys are too boring. They want the lows so the highs are going to be even highers
Its a rollercoaster ride

story? jesus it looked like all his weight was on the neck

get a wide back or die trying

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first thing she did when she got to that party was take a shot and started chugging cock

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>vocaroo.com/i/s07aGhiIs7eZ
are you the user who posted the vocaroo in response to the roastie in the Brendan Fraser thread

Pussy slave.

he's chinese

>why do good looking people take shit for granted

Because most of them have everything handed to them in life on a silver platter

most of them have no idea what it's like to work with great effort for something, ESPECIALLY women

Yes he is

>vocaroo.com/i/s17ubP1bHyc0

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It's such a great time. Leads me to believe that there's a third option to "fight or flight" and it's fuck

>guy keeps dancing
Based, brainlets deserve no attention.

That one dude couldn’t handle getting mogged on by dance chad, so he tried to show off his moves. Deserved what he got for trying to top dance chad

he's not a russian, he's ukranian

Based Madara getz

Hahahaha stop with this made up "ukraine" bullshit, he's russian

KEK
Nice

>vocaroo.com/i/s07aGhiIs7eZ
is this fucking phillion?

>Ukrainian is a separate ethnicity, instead of it being a combination of different rape babies from centuries of being ruled by different powers

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Is this a woman or a 10 year old boy?

>pic

shit this is brutal if intentional

MJ doesn't even miss a beat lmfao

>born in ukraine by ukranians with ukranian surnames
>literally organized and carried out pro ukraine right wing actions against russia
yeah he's totally russian haha

Whats the story here?

>There is no such thing as a Ukrainian

yes, and Scottish people are the same as English

and Indians are the same thing as Iranians

and Kenyans are the same thing as Libyans

you are retarded

>Zakharchenko was killed by a bomb explosion in the café "Separ" on Pushkin Boulevard in Donetsk, on 31 August 2018.[47][48] Preliminary reports say DNR's finance minister Alexander Timofeyev was also wounded in the blast.[49]

>The DNR and the Russian Federation blamed the Ukrainian government authorities; officials in Kiev reject these accusations, stating that Zakharchenko's death was the result of civil strife in the DNR.[50] Initial reports say that Deputy Prime Minister Dmitry Trapeznikov was appointed acting head of the Donetsk People's Republic.[51]
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Alexander_Zakharchenko

>Alexander Vladimirovich Zakharchenko (Russian: Aлeкcáндp Bлaди́миpoвич Зaхápчeнкo, IPA: [ɐlʲJˈksandr vlɐˈdʲimʲJrəvʲJtɕ zɐˈxartɕJnkə], Ukrainian: Oлeкcáндp Boлoди́миpoвич Зaхápчeнкo; 26 June 1976 – 31 August 2018) was a separatist leader[4][5] who was the head of state and Prime Minister of the Donetsk People's Republic, a self-proclaimed state and rebel group which declared independence from Ukraine on 11 May 2014

well, he separated alright

>vocaroo.com/i/s1C8KUhI3aYD
so does yours homo

Americans just have the worst voices

there he goes, the eternal latlet

Sounds nothing like phillion

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Based and Madarapilled.

Unironically the dream and all of you would want this to. The boomer life is every mans life goal.

lmao my nigga if you're so worried about her cheating then why are you even with her?

I don't get insecure fags like this. Why make yourself miserable for no reason?

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