Beardcels on suicide watch

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i already have a good chin and jawline but i would grow a beard if It came out properly

It's time, dude. Mine came out awful, looked like a basedboy for the longest time. and it's fucking ginger. After a year or so it looks good.

beard hides my chin and makes my face fucking round

It covers slightly loose skin. Can you imagine a turkey with a very broad neck?

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I dunno user. I think it depends more on the man than the facial hair. Do some men wear beards to compensate? Yeah. Do some wear beards because they’re easy? Yeah. Do some wear beards because they’re necessary? Yep.

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>beards
>necessary
nigga wut?

Yep. Peak of afghan fighting most special operations units in the US would cut candidates from selection if it was found out the candidate couldn’t grow a beard.

Growing a beard, learning a little Pashto and Dari, from 2001-2011, was basically a requirement. If you had a ME deployment in one of those units a beard was often required.

Here.

duffelblog.com/2013/03/soldier-kicked-out-of-special-forces-because-he-cant-grow-a-beard/

How many times are you going to post this

End your fucking life

These threads are never ever made by people who can grow beards

>doesn't go for stubble look

NEVER gonna make it, you jaw a weak if you need a full grown beard to look good
Ultimate check of facial aesthetic is to see whether your face looks good without beard as well as with beard/stubbles

the only thing that matters is if you're attractive

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again, why?

Based and redpilled. Beards look like shit on 99% of people.

larping of course

This picture's the equivalent of putting fat chicks in pink lipstick next to supermodels in red lipstick, then claiming the shade of lipstick's the difference. Of course the actors with natural good looks under contouring makeup and high quality camera work are going to look better than the low quality selfies of a bunch of womanly queers. Has nothing to do with the beard and everything to do with the fact that the guys on the right look faggy regardless of their facial hair.

Afghans are autistic and won't take you seriously if you don't have a beard.

This. Also for blending in at a distance, especially if you know some Pashto and get a tan with that beard.

expose teh soibois

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>Duffel Blog
Literally The Onion of the military

COPE

can confirm I'm afghan

if you're above 25 and don't have some beard, you'll get called a girl/basedboy by all the men

only reason you should have a beard is if you have no chin

I think the point is that naturally good looking men with strong jawlines look better clean shaven, therefore anyone growing a beard must be covering up some kind of deficiency.

A stubble is not that bad with good jaw genetics, right?

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>burger retardation
now it makes sense

They know their time has come.

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Based Snek looks better clean shaven, and that shit is already stepping into beard territory, not stubble

having a beard is like wearing makeup:
you hide your ugly genetics behind something.
It's literally worse than rape

Reading this comment is literally worse than a brain tumor, my IQ halved after reading it

are you retarded?

Holy shit I want WW to die. In minecraft.

Good now you can't procreate.

Yeah considering you're the result of procreation, I'd rather not

Based Snek was peak when he was Legend Killer. I don’t like the bald look.

>half of 0 is still 0

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Had a full beard, but I shaved it down to a goatee. Looks better than a full söy beard in my opinion.

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Just shave it every few days. Not trimming - shaving, with cream and everything. That way it grows thicker, more filled out when you finally decide to develop it.

beard is retarded, mustache is where it is at, if you look like a faggot with a mustacheyou certainly look like like a faggot with a beard
true alpha men rock their mustahce
and no, your faggy lookng gelled up mustahce does not count

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> mom science

By 1905 I should have a full mustache and people will have to call me a men

no, you just have longer face pubes, not a fuller beard

complete bullshit

if your mustache look like anything pic related you're 100% incel faggot

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Peter the Great was right about beards.

Mustaches are out of style, I barely ever see anyone with a mustache and when they do they look creepy as fuck.