And last question

I know you aren’t you r9k faggot

kek

Never had this question but they can probably tell themselves so just check 'No' without asking

You can literally just lie and say "Yes". Unless you're a piss poor fucking liar they'd never know you were lying. Your dick doesn't fucking glow red and buzz when you lie answering that question.

Uhhhh not currently

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>Hey Stacy look what he wrote under 'last sexually active'

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>t-thanks...

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They do in the EU.

>Security? Yeah thats the one

Yes

>are you sexually active?
>no
>when was the last time you had intercourse
>n-n-never
Havent been to a doctor since

If you present with symptoms that indicate possible sexually transmitted illnesses maybe, otherwise of coarse not why would they.

Kek.

>are you sexually active?

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Too depressed to even bother with females. I try to break through my fking depresso circle but the void keeps pulling me back in.

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Not any more

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Man they don’t even bother to ask me anymore

They want to know if you are some loser with mental health issues

Sounds hot desu senpai

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Try no fap it helped me a bit.

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>"Uh, hell yeah"
>then we'd high five

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I normally just laugh and say I'm trying

I’m American and I was asked this since I was 16. They usually ask you if you smoke and if you are sexually active. They do this regardless of if there even are symptoms present.

>"With my bride to be, yes. We make each other smile every morning." :)

this keeps me from going to the doctor

>tfw just ended 8 month dry spell

Ouch

If sex is relevant to any symptoms you are displaying

does this really bother anyone? i just say no and we move on

>just say no and move on
Imagine being married and answering no...oh wait, I don't have to imagine

why not have sex with your wife?

my doctor asked me if i have ever had sex and i said no. that was 2 years ago and i am going back again and he will think i an a loser when i say no again

"I'm thinking about it"

same here,love your attitude.

we always know, user

This is my life. I can't be arsed to contribute when having sex with the wife anymore. She's gotten fat and I really don't like it.

She's usually too tired after work, she works overtime off the clock a lot at her job to keep the place running. Comes home late often.

>you're interested in surgery to correct your WHAT?

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>I'm tired
>I'm hungry
>Not now, I just ate
>I need to shower
>Not not, I just showered
>It's too early
>It's too late
>Can't you just fap instead

HA

such is the state of marriage. Enjoy dead bedroom and resentment for the rest of your life

your wifes cheating on you man

either you did someshit, either shes getting it somewhere. how long you didnt have sex?

not necessarily for a 5+ year marriage. Its typical

>how to find virgins

Rather or not if she's cheating you, this is a red flag in a relationship. Try to communicate with her about this openly and honestly with sensitivity.

>either you did some shit
Yes, impregnated twice and childbirth/care has obliterated her libido

>obliterated her libido
thats a cope many fathers have. Truth is shed fuck the pool boy. Get woke, guy.

You are locked down, theres no chance you are going anywhere. Its not fun or exciting. It doesnt make her pussy quiver. Having an affair with a co-worker awakens her once dormant cock lust.

I work at a hospital and I overheard some MRI techs laughing about how they measured a dudes micropenis

>hrs off the clock
>late often
user i-

source, nigger

You’re a fucking retard. Go through her phone. I bet you any money you will find out she has another guy on the side.

youtube.com/watch?v=fwYy8R87JMA

i honestly answered "yes" because i thought masturbation counted as being sexually active

Take the greenpill user, in Islam it’s permissible to divorce your wife if you aren’t getting any

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Why do you ask that, I answered earlier that I had a wife.

>I thought this was penis inspection day kind of meme

>penis inspection day
>meme

Libido is not affected by birthing, actually.
Something else is going on.

This is a RIDF demotivational thread

"No."
How hard was that?

don't be a moron.

>be chubby and most of it on the hips, potbelly
>have gf and fuck her when I want

being tall and having a good face is what matters most. Fitness won't get you gfs.
Better start saving for surgeries :^)

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This is a common screening question to figure if you are at risk for STI's or are getting raped or some shit. You can always decline to answer.

And is this bride a 3 dimensional living human?

>are you physically active
>does sex count?
>of course
>then no

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>not fucking 5 years in
That's a big oof from me, dawg

Jesus Christ lads.
Don't be that guy

GOD FUCKING DAMN IT FIT. I just spent 30 minutes on bumble and every woman was the same boring fucking piece of shit. Either fat, an insufferable spoiled rich “i love travelling” girl, an alcoholic, or a combination of the three. I’m a 22 yo kv and I just want to find a modest shy girl to have my first relationship with, but I guess I missed my chance for that in high school. Now Im at uni and my options are whores or nothing. How do I cope with these feels?

no im too scared to do the deed even when i want to and ive spent a bunch of energy getting the girls to the point they wanna do it please help me doc

>”are you sexually active?”
>im not
>”yeah”
>”when was the last time?”
>never
>”about a week ago”
>get tested for STDs that it I can’t have possibly contracted to avoid embarrassment
Anyone else do this? I’m 22 and I gotta save face

Jfc least she could do is give you a quick handy

Maybe if she marries you for your beta bucks, but if you actually love each other why would you quit having sex

What do STD tests involve? Do they sniff your penis or something?

There is no evidence that childbirth effects libido. If anything having had a child together makes a woman feel closer to a man because of a natural drive to get him to protect the child

>Not with other people.

its always nice getting that question from a lady doctor that is attractive

best way to ruin your day

Kek best answer so far

Usually draw a little blood and test it. Not a big deal but expensive if youre in burgerland

Haha beats being a slut like her am I right :') Chaturbate your way through medschool

they put your erect cock in line with a star then wait an hour and look at what direction the star has moved
based on its direction and which hemisphere you are in you are able to locate north east south and west

from there they are able to figure out which stds you have

I know few girl doctors and they tell me that they ask this question just for funsies sometimes when they have young male patient.

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Sun dialed and compass pilled

>are you sexually active ?
>yes
>ok

My apologies
>checks "no"

go into the Drs a few years ago for a mystery health problem (turned out to be nothing important)
>are you sexually active?
>yes
>how many partners have you had the past year?
>...5.....no wait, 8.

tfw they gave me an STD test after that because they think im a slut

Oh user, you always make me laugh.

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>Permissible
A free man does not ask for permission

Well, 8 in a lifetime is already a LOT.
In a year is slutish behavior.

I know that feel, brah

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Yep!

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Have you never had a yearly physical?

The fuck. Yearly physicals are common in America.

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