Motivation thread

How much do I have to bench for an asshole?

Be happy that you got laid after a year and stop being so fucking delicate and particular.

she told me she was tested recently, 2 months ago, no sexual partners since then.

definitely a lot of baggage, should i hit it a couple of more times or just run, she goes to my gym in the mornings too but i never see her

An ex-striper tells you she hasn't fucked in 2 months and you believe her?

What a dumb asshole.

Twice what you currently do.

You posted the wrong picture, OP. Here let me help.

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MEOW MEOW MEOW MEOW
MEOW MEOW
MEOW MEOW MEOW!

My coworker was married to an ex stripper, she gave me a lap dance when we were drunk after a work party and I motor boated her, in front of her husband. Strippers are for show only

well i would keep it completely casual and continue banging her, no relationship coming from it

This, I lift for Richard Dawkins.

wew lad

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t. roastie

t. wrong

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Wrong
>pic related

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I want to get nudes and female attention like this again but I'm taken.

what do

Fuck I feel cheated that I get to work hard on my body and feel good, but my gf just stays the same.

Crazy doesn't know casual. Save yourself, user

All strippers are escorts too.

God you're a fucking retard.

>study finds 40% of scientists hate dawkins
>research completely unrelated to richard dawkins
Is that why reddit is like that

You dont sound like it

Take it to the absolute sexual limits with your gf

Push boundaries, really explore - not only her, but yourself. See just how depraved and pschotic you can really get. I mean full on pray to slanessh with her. Either she'll keep up or she'll have "the talk" with you and tell you that you're starting to scare her. And you tell her that her saying that is just turning you on and then you'll come to this stand still where she either lets you fuck other women or the relationship will come to an end with her being the root cause of it.

BLUEBOARD, MODS!

>lifting for women
>2019
I feel bad for you, really.

post jaw brah

JANNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNIIIIIIIIIIIIIIESSS PLEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEASE AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

god fucking damn why do we even have jannies at this point. Fucking kill yourself newfag

This post stays up for this long, but jannies ban me for small shit

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jannies are all fags desu senpai complete fucking loser scum bags

i get banned for the stupidest shit and this stays up hahahahhahaah

i do love that asshole tho

I lift for him

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terrible advice

whoosh, retard faggot nigger scum dumb

Cute lips

cute lips

Strange choice

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I lift so I can look like an action hero like pic related and fight crime in my autistic daydreams

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I tried to delete this post thinking I had selected OP by accident you dick

Brehs

> Met teen at from tinder the other day
> She mired my gains
> Took her home

Tfw scored prime teen pussy long after high school

Thanks, my nigger

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Yesssss! I miss the dirty, old Jow Forums

get tested right now