*blocks your fridge*

>*blocks your fridge*
What do you do Jow Forums?

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uppercut her in the pussy

"Can I eat ice cream or your pussy?"

just because she looks swoll, doesn't mean you can't smack her shit

Tonguepunch her fartbox.

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What if she's also a black belt?

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"Excuse me."

Give her the struggle snuggle.

What if she also has a gun?

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Depends if she's pointing it at me.

SUCK THE MILK OUT OF HER TIT INSTEAD

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I wish women were real

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>grabs muzzle end of holder while reholstering

Wtf is this shit

milk you say?

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>implying I don’t
I’d gun down that tranny in a heartbeat

give her the ol' sexual harrassment. Was going to get some fish anyway.... :/

Fucking gross
Just admit you’re gay, dude holy shit

as a man with a thing for big tits all I do is wonder what does breast milk tastes like

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Why would I do anything? She's right where she should be.

"you can eat my boyfriends cream from my pussy, twink"

Don't go between the legs, it's a ruse

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god I wish that were me

take her to my room

*blocks your bedroom doorway*

Sweet, thinner and warmer than cows milk.
Also might have hints of whatever she'd eaten but very faint.
t. had a mommy gf once

her facial expression when she pulls out that knife is utterly fucking brain-dead

Did she got that knife from the kitchen?

>*rack bolt*
>WHAT THE FUCK ARE YOU DOING IN MY HOUSE, GET ON THE GROUND WHILE I CALL THE COPS

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excuse me random stranger in my house, why are you here, and could you please also move away from the fridge?