>*blocks your fridge*
What do you do Jow Forums?
*blocks your fridge*
uppercut her in the pussy
"Can I eat ice cream or your pussy?"
just because she looks swoll, doesn't mean you can't smack her shit
Tonguepunch her fartbox.
What if she's also a black belt?
"Excuse me."
Give her the struggle snuggle.
What if she also has a gun?
Depends if she's pointing it at me.
SUCK THE MILK OUT OF HER TIT INSTEAD
I wish women were real
>grabs muzzle end of holder while reholstering
Wtf is this shit
milk you say?
>implying I don’t
I’d gun down that tranny in a heartbeat
give her the ol' sexual harrassment. Was going to get some fish anyway.... :/
Fucking gross
Just admit you’re gay, dude holy shit
as a man with a thing for big tits all I do is wonder what does breast milk tastes like
Why would I do anything? She's right where she should be.
"you can eat my boyfriends cream from my pussy, twink"
Don't go between the legs, it's a ruse
god I wish that were me
take her to my room
*blocks your bedroom doorway*
Sweet, thinner and warmer than cows milk.
Also might have hints of whatever she'd eaten but very faint.
t. had a mommy gf once
her facial expression when she pulls out that knife is utterly fucking brain-dead
Did she got that knife from the kitchen?
>*rack bolt*
>WHAT THE FUCK ARE YOU DOING IN MY HOUSE, GET ON THE GROUND WHILE I CALL THE COPS
excuse me random stranger in my house, why are you here, and could you please also move away from the fridge?