Who of you autists wrote this?

Jesus christ, user...

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Imagine getting payed by ((them)) to write articles like this to portray men with such poor morals and totally effeminate

Imagine having a wife who would set you up like that just so she could take half your shit along with the house in the upcoming divorce

10 shekkels have been deposited into your account

The only jew here is that wife

This reads like a blatant set-up by the wife.

Yes good post, Woman are ebil and men shouldn't create families, let western civilization fall to ruin

(Deposits intensify)

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Its a fake post in general to create disharmony among the populace.
And you fell for it.

who do I contact to get in on this gig? Soros?

Get hired at a troll agency and find target specific contracts

Nine posts about jews? I expected jokes about lifting and autism. Jow Forums is really being infected by Jow Forums.

Its an obvious bait/slide thread

Go back to discord

Link?

You need to be a jew first.

It is not, I know because I am the OP. And I wanted banter, not racism. For fuck's sake, I haven't even seen a jew in my entire life, there are like five of them in my country.

>kike tries to kike
>fuck off kike
>oy vey the antisemitism i can't

$0.05 has been deposited into your PayPal account.

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How is this in any way fitness related?

Name this paradise.

This, poor guy got framed

You posted a made up story you absolute fucking retard

Sorry, I forgot that shitposts need to be scientifically accurate.

>being on a compromised website funded by the chinese to strictly censore any valuable information

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Spain, we expelled them five centuries ago or something.

He didn't get framed, he got set up. It's his fault for being an idiot and falling for it. No sympathy for someone who falls for this. (Obviously this is bait and not a real story.)

>scientifically accurate

There are only two genders

What are the odds that if I pick a random massage parlor in my town I'll get a happy ending?

Sex with GF of 3 years has dried up so I got a happy ending at an Asian massage parlor recently, am I a bad person?

Without question

yes you are

No, that’s literally what Asians are for

It's fake you moron. Why is the world so full of literal NPCs who keep falling for every bs story they read online or hear on tv

I wish faggot mods would initiate an anti-Jow Forums inquisition on here. Where there used to be bantz and innocent funposting there is now only unironic kike/nigger/woman/etc ranting fucking EVERYWHERE.
>inb4 reddit
>inb4 jew/roastie/nigger/shill

Wahhhhhh
Things i see make me uncomfortable
REMOVE THEM

I know it’s fake but am I the only one who just wouldn’t have mentioned it out of awkwardness and ended up still fucking the wife anyways?

Quit crying, loser.

It's not that I don't like them, but rather I am drawing the comparison between the quality of the community when this kind of posts is dominant vs the way it used to be.
I am trying to say that embracing the lighthearted nature of Jow Forums's ancient board culture (or what is left of it), in contrast to the edgy and stressful vibe of Jow Forums's hate sink and happening threads, is more pleasant for everyone involved.
Even you, dear Jow Forumsfag.

Fuck off, kike.

>cant have sex because im sore after training
NGTMI BRO

There are massage places that don't provide a happy ending? Who the fuck is that for?

imagine being so paranoid that you think nothing ever happens on its own accord

>sometimes i'm too sore from lifting and sex can be painful

Low test

No it's perfectly fine.

>marry a woman who just wants a financial cushion
>she cheats on you anyway
>keep supporting her after divorce or by staying with her
you're right, only the true man willingly cucks himself

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Destroying your body with a brutal workout then coming home to collapse on the bed for your girlfriend to give you a blowjob while you relax

You guys do have girlfriends... right?

Women, since getting them to cum is like solving a unique complex puzzle. Every girl I've worked with has a different way that allows them to cum. My recent experience liked having her clit rubbed only on the right side, whereas the one prior liked having 3 fingers in while her clit was rubbed. Any parlour trying to jack of women would be wasting hella time.

No. If god didn't want you to get happy ending massages he wouldn't have made asian women.

Who gives a shit what makes women cum. That's their problem.

fantastic argument bro

when I was with this girl back in 2016 I found myself constantly itching to fuck other women, even though I loved her. I think it's normal, you can't comand your body to NOT get horny when a hot girl walks past. or if you do, you are in denial. you don't act on those urges. or if you do, at least end the relationship.

This feels like a Curb episode lmao

>check filename
>capture de la pentalla jajajajajaj el goblino

UMA