Not being a muscular doctor

>Tfw Chad psyche nurse

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fucken fry education in eu ya fackface retard

Not really what it's like. Night shifts are the only 12 hour ones and they're never just thrown in 2 nights a week.

>nurse earns 6 figures after 3 year degree, no debt
>doctors ear 6 figures after 12 year degree, lifetime debt
yeah nah mate

>being this delusional about salary
>straight up lying
Listen, I realize you spent 3 years of your life learning how to clean asses and do as someone else tells you, but you really don't gotta cope this hard.

I realize you are still slaving away at your pre-med degree hoping to get into med school, but the life is more than slaving your life 80 hours a week buddy for shit pay and lifetime of debt

Well in my country at least it's like that, my brother is a trauma surgeon and he does 12 hours shifts most of the week and two night shifts a week most weeks.
The money is great, but you hardly get to enjoy it. Not woth it imo.

I'm already in med school dummy. Don't live in Burgerland so by all means keep on coping to justify your shitty career

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So you are not even working yet? I will stop taking your opinion seriously now

>keeps moving goalposts
>I-I-I'm gonna s-stop replying because I c-clearly am wasting my time
Like I said, keep on coping it's honestly entertaining.

fellow MEDbro here,
don't let bring you down, he's secretly waiting to be commanded by us :^)

You are in school, your opinion is worthless

>he thinks doctors are the top of the food chain at a hospital
LOL

As if, just find the level of straight up delusion hilarious...as exemplified with shit like this lmao

Why are you giving your opinion on hospital heirarchy when you are a student? please go back to your lectures

>give facts about salary
>changes topic to opinions and hierarchies
I realize you feel miserable with your career choice, likely from failing to get into actual med school so you settled for second best thing there was. Just let it go already, it's kinda clear how unhappy and straight up seething you are. No amount of delusional posting will change that fact, so by all means throw more (You)s my way.

>actually falling for the med school meme

thanks for helping me start my day off with a hearty laugh

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Can't argue with those trips. Nurseboi needs to get his shit together

I never changed the topic. You just think you refuted my statements by saying "haha ur wrong!", like that is a response worth replying to lmao.
>I realize you feel miserable with your career choice
You said that twice so far. Projection buddy?

>projects first
>no u
Again, whatever helps you feel better with all of this. Can understand why you're pissy considering the laughable life choices you made.

The debating skills of college kids is getting worse every day

>doubles down on retarded posts
Wanna triple it?

>he thinks doctors are the top of the food chain at a hospital

phone break is over "Mr" Nurse, back to wiping asses with ya

>back to prescribing antibiotics for 12 hours with ya!

There's a reason why most nurses are women lmao

65% of doctors under 35 are female and that percent is growing. There's a reason men are not becoming doctors anymore, because its a meme dead-end job to their life lmao.

both of you are wrong, the B & R approach is to go to med school and start your own office/clinic

make literal millions while your nurses wipe boomer asses for you and you occasionally walk out of your office for a brief conversation

I bet you don't even know how those work.
Did you try to correct a doctor and got put in your place? Is that the reason you are seething? If you want I'll keep guessing and you say hot or cold. Must be fun saying "no, actually I'm a nurse" every time people mistake you for a doc

As a nurse this is the best option, but literally 1/10000 doctors get this far in their career, the other 9999 are in a dead-end job and wasted their life. In order to curb this chance just become a nurse and live your life

>doctors and nurses having a pissing contest
>meanwhile, I'm on track to go into biomedical research
>legitimately love what I'm doing
>it's like I'm solving puzzles with data
>competitive, but the actual work is about being controlled and precise
>creativity is greatly favored
>mfw expanding collective knowledge of humanity

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>I bet you don't even know how those work.
I'm the one who actually works lmao, you are a STUDENT HAHAHAHAH

I’m trying to be a muscular paramedic/firefighter. I’m 100% going to be gearing for it. But when I really think about it I feel guilty, like I feel like this makes me a sociopath that I’m carrying out this plan just to be the person I’ve always watnted to be and to fuck bitches until I meet a cute wife material girl (should I meet one). Which is fucking retarded

The only reason your job exists is because a doctors time is too valuable to be invested in it.
Let that sink in buddy

> Y-you are a student lol
So?

>be me
>apply to med school
>get accepted to two places
>M1
>"this is really gay"
>drop out
>start my own logistics business
>making six figures before med school friends have even started fellowships
>everyone i kept in touch with tells me they wish they did the same thing i did

feels good man.

>no u HAHAHAHAH
>this is the highlight of his day
Yikes

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They are being nice
You are still "that guy who dropped out"

med-school scope lmao, everyone is telling you med school is a waste of time and waste of life and you are coping saying "no no no no"

>Paramedic
>Chad
I used to see paramedics go into McDonalds at 11pm they looked exhausted and chowed down on low test food

>everyone is telling you something
>lmao why don't you just do it
People here also tell you to go kill yourself 24/7, guess your dumbass will do that to?

That's literally all hospital workers (including doctors) except nurses. Nurses work the chad shifts and chad work/stress balance and can live a normal life

the only doctors I respect are surgeons. everyone else is basically a glorified wikipedia regurgitating quack that wants to sign off on a script and send you on your way.

Oh look it's a "doctor" trying to Jew you on glasses when you can just strengthen your eyes, lmao.

I graduate in less than 3 months famalam, enjoyed every step of the way

Nobody gives a shit about your respect you massive fucking faggot

>graduate in less than 3 months
>still got 4 years of intern to go
>still got 4 years of residency to go
>still got 4 years of specialty to go

lool

>American systems apply globally

Straight to working as a resident for 4/5 years and then wa-la im a specialist

>I graduate in less than 3 months famalam,

by the time you're ready to practice your career is gonna be done by AI.

Same senpai. They just can't handle someone else having it better lmao

its voila you fuckin inbred student

>being a doctor outside of America
what's the fucking point? LMFAO you're basically blue collar.

oh god, please don't tell me you're a britcuck...

>seething this hard while grasping at straws

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Uhhhm actually i studied French expressions I & II on third year of med schol and the books clearly state that its either wa-la or wala (French vs canadian pronunciation)

That's how you pronounce it. It's typed voila. I clearly see whatever country you are in is not educating you well LOL

suce ma la bite tapette, c'est voila

What's logistics?

>be 26, teach at my uni
>mogg 99% of my students in frame; height and looks

perfect job to be honest, these fucking students man fuck me are they hot

Alright im gonna stop with the jokes now

Its written voilá you retarded fucking yank

>heh, i was only pretending to be retarded!

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Wa-la

Unironically caring about spelling is the most redditor thing you can do. Bet you also say like poetry instead of like pottery faggot

Very propper usage of memes, fellow 4channer

Epic win

>ctlr+f
>Physical Therapist
>no results
Not becoming the most chad possible profession, literally an injury and muscle recovery healer and rehabber, where you are expected to be buff
>t. Doctor of Physical Therapy

>that spacing
Yep, back you go.

;)

>Working 80 hour weeks
>Working night shifts so you can never spend time with anyone
>Chad

I'm considering physio work.
What's the pay like?
I reckon it would be great to combine with a personal training business or owning a gym.

You're not anything special by being a doctor.
And the chances are, you will dislike your job. Doctors have some of the highest rates of depression and suicide.

I'm an insurance underwriter for specialty risk and our company manages a substantial healthcare portfolio. If you're an American doctor that means you ultimately play by our book. I also earn more than any of you do now or will most likely do so. Just in case any of you are in medical practice for prestige or money you should think about that. I spent a grand total of 2 years studying, I have no student debt and I work less hours and have more holiday time than you do. Your job is to write reports for us.

>Not building your own company or practice
>Not owning a business in America the coorporation

I want his physique.

Traps and Hammer Curls?

>trying this hard
I'm having it great my guy. Considering how hard you're trying right now, seems like you're the one who's not having it that well. Very sad.

We all know we aint nothing special, the medical proffession loses most of the romanticism when you study it. It happended to me atleast, but im a nobody who knows shit about shit so eh.
We are perfectly aware of the faults people point out too, but we dont care about your plebeyan opinions

We love talking a little shit, thats it

I'm not the same guy, I just read your exchange and wanted to let you understand the reality of your situation a little bit. Because right now you're still in the honeymoon phase and think the supposed prestige you're going to get will make it all worth it. I'm calling it now, 5 years tops and you're going to start having thoughts of quitting. Prestige fags never make it in medicine.

I'm not in the States. The best paying position where I live is an 8 hour job with your own comfy office and paid vacation. It's literally the easiest and best paying position and it still has a lack of doctors. Ain't prestige I'm going for, it's a comfy job with a 6 figure salary.

>study nursing to get into decent job fast in case my mum has to retire because of medical issues
>kinda daydream about being a doctor after things settle down to find out how much potential I have
>mum might be dead by then

she'll be proud either way but still

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How do I get a neck like this??? I’ve been trying for months. Just ordered a neck harness. Can someone give me their neck routines.

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Can these cure my exophoria though? Lasik couldn't do anything for that.

Tfw poor

>doing nurse school (it's called medical assistant in my homeland)
>no ass wiping, that's taken care of by menials
>leave my home and country because it's being chewed from withing by corruption and future is bleak.
>move to Germany.
>nurses have to wipe asses.
>mfw

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>tfw chad EM resident
>tfw this thread makes me want to quit my residency program

/Thread

Don't be fag

>arguing to feel superior on Mongolian horse wrestling forum
Yoinks. The biggest of cringe

Any dental students here?
>tfw forearm days for piss easy extractions

Tfw pharmacist
Tfw make doctors and nurses do my bidding

It's good if you get accredited and work for a good practice. Median for PTA is around 57k if memory serves. Obviously much more with a DPT.

Doctors are cucked in my country so I'm happy with finance desu.

I'd probably kill myself if I lived in a sterile hospital/clinic for 12+ hours a day.

Cool, tell me more about you logistics business. How did it get started?
Ever taken any business courses or did you just teach yourself?

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same here. I ind out on the 15th

>literally taking orders all day from doctors to wipe asses

>getting constantly cucked by doctors among the female nurses

>having the title of male nurse