>Just a few more reps user you can do it!
Just a few more reps user you can do it!
>all you bro
>animefag
You will never make it
>animefag
You will never make it
Y-you too
>animefag
You will never make it
>animebro
You're gonna make it.
Girls at the gym are such a distraction. Tight ass yoga pants, one girl actually uses her cleavage for an iPhone holster. Oh, i'm just stretching, let me just wiggle my ass over here. Fug.
>tfw no gym thot to spot me
LIGHTWEIGHT!
we need gyms thats guys only
Boys after puberty are horny as hell, and they should be allowed to train sexually with adult women. Women hit their sexual peak at 38. It's a good combo.
no one's preventing that from happening you retard, you just can't score that pussy
>Women hit their sexual peak at 38
25 actually
38 is just when their biological clock starts ticking and they desperately want to get those old eggs a good cream coating.
It's a midlife crisis that's played up as a good thing to be honest.
B-but gym thots provides test boosts when you're near them.. Now IMAGINE if you had one thicc girl with huge milkers come up to you offering to give you a spot on your bench, her milk bags just dangle above your face... Then T-THEY START LEAKING THROUGH HER SPORTS BRA! I-I-IMAGINE I-IF THEY START DRIPPING MILK!... INTO YOUR MOUTH!!! Wouldn't that be crazy? Haha
MOMMY MILKY PLEASE BE HASTY
Based haha poster
Guy heaven.
Sam Hyde is comedy gold, whats he up to these days?
Sexual peak, not reproductive peak. Late 30's women get super horny and just want to fuck.
Hahahaha now THAT would be funny! Can you imagine if you got hard in that situation and she notices? Lmaooo that would be so funny
>Sexual peak, not reproductive peak
Their sexual peak is actually their reproductive peak, like for men.
They are simply suffering from midlife crisis + their biological clock is screaming for them to have that one or two last children.
That's exactly what's going on.
Y-YES MA'AM
>Tfw no gymmommy
Saw this dude benching 405 today, having his wife spot. She wasn’t weak, but on the second rep the weight started going down and all she could do was grab and tilt the bar. The dude in the next bench over had to run over and lift it.
>"I'm gonna put you on the defensive by calling you reddit because of my lack of an argument" fag
You will never make it
Haha can you imagine what it would even taste like
Now we need an edit of the tits covering most of his face.
Is it me, or are those safeties way too high for mr. shota?
He's a big guy
>because of my lack of argument
You never gave an argument to counter
Why even be on Jow Forums if you dislike anime? You don't belong, check out fittit.
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you're on an anime website
god I wish that were me
>Japanses culture website
Ftfy
Imagine the test boost
>gym maids
Holy shit, that's actually not too bad of a business idea.
I WAN’T A MOMMY GF SO BADLY FUUUUUUUUUUCCCKK
No, it was an anime imageboard specifically. /jp/ came later.
happens every tuesday. during push day at 8 in the morning it's just me and this 6'6 shy girl (im 5'7). i always ask her to spot me and she is always impressed with the weight i put up. lately she stops what she is doing when she sees me on the bench and just chills with me while waiting on the sets. im gonna make it my life goal to marry her and have 6' tall offspring.
giant girls are the unironic best options for manlets, they realize the guy who they're gonna end up with is going to be shorter.
> squatting 1pl8
Never gonna shake it
>tfw no 6’6” big tiddy gf
>*14 year old you*
>When your dad starts bragging about how he "pumped iron back in the day"
>Tfw this makes you wanna lift weights to be like your dear dad
>Mom pays for your new gym membership
>Get to the gym
>Thicc 6ft tall blonde 19 year old approaches you
>She shows you around the gym
>She offers to spot you on the bench
>She shows you how to properly bench
>She starts smiling and cheering you on while you bench 50lbs
>Tfw you fall in love
>You rep until failure then helps you rerack the bar
>Blushing.gif
>You marry her 5 years later and give birth to A son and daughter
Eyup..
This pretty much sums up OP's pic related of the young lad.
AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
You do lift for your waifu right?
Post them and have them rated
BASED and redpilled, would post but still searching for mine.
please stop user it hurts
negro are you a homosex
>t. "missionary and only for the purposes of reproduction" idiot
Post the boomer girl, she’s my fav.
Thank
You'll know when you see them user. Trust me
>21 year old virgin
>I’m too old to be a shota that gets sexually harassed by aggressive older women
Kill me
Which one?
What in his post are you contesting brainlet?
Both.
>Just turned 27
>Realized that the impact of "older women" is constantly shrinking as I age
>Fantasies slowly disappearing before my eyes
>Realize that the category of "younger women," however, is constantly growing
When god closes a door for your dick, he opens a window for your dick.
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
Yunyun
My new fantasy is fucking a single mother as her 15-16 year old daughter has to listen from the other room
WHY CAN'T I HAVE A GF LIKE THIS
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
Pretty good taste. I like her better than megumin. Darkness is my favorite though
>rich
>can cuck her and she would like it
>open to any fetish
>fit with good body
>not fucking the mom over the kitchen table as the daughter gets back from school
I fucked a 16 year old daughter while her mother had to listen from the other room. Technically her adoptive aunt. My dick was used as the instrument of a bizarre power struggle between the two of them for about a year, during which time things got pretty exhibitionist, even so far as the daughter swallowing my load while her mom glared at her from the doorway. My best years are truly behind me.
If you're telling the truth I cant describe how jealous I am. Getting a blowjob while a girls female relative watches is litteraly my niche fetish.
Closest I've gotten was a 5/10 girl calling her female cousin while ducking my dick and told her what was happening. Even handed me to phone to talk to them during lmao
*sucking
Phone-based incest exhibitionism is a kickass scenario, don't downplay it. Story is true, but it's honestly not even fun to brag about. It's so ridiculously hot that it's virtually impossible to convince anybody that it ever happened.
I feel like fucking single moms could get me to a scenarios in the reverse of yours but I don't think fucking single moms is worth it.
You are almost certainly correct. The only ones that'd be so desperate for male attention that they'd willingly polish your schlong while their frustrated daughter watches are going to be psychos.
sauce?
All of these are from the artist Kemuri Haku or something like that
kek needs to be white monster
I dont know why I find these comics so funny with the oneesans
Fucking stupid anime thot doesn't know how to spot a bench press properly
Calm down dude.
She’s not trying to spot for him, she’s actually trying to give him a good view of her tits.
>Squatting 1plaet with the pad
>Can't even do a rack pull with a straight bar path
>Half repping the seated DB press
>Stupid girls encouraging this retardation the entire time
Japanese qt3.14s were a mistake
>tfw you are 6’2”
>tfw you’ll never be a 5’4” twink
>tfw you’ll never have a mommy amazon muscle gf that’ll throw you around and big spoon you while you fall asleep in her arms
I thought pitou didnt have a gender
My penis either disagrees or doesn't care
This should be interesting
Damn those are some huge tits
Wew.
The gang's all here
lol imagine then if she let you suck on her tits to get a mouthful of milk as you worked out? haha now THAT would be crazy lol
There's a Saber-Alter guy that deadlifts over 650 lbs around here somewhere.
>Can only do 3 reps of 30 kg (bar included)
>Dare I say it?
BASED MANLET POSTER
noooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo
Samefag and cringepilled
Enjoy your hand/rubber Chinese toy while Tyrone fucks your onitis or whatever you faggots call them