How do I talk to women at the gym Jow Forums?

>can I have a spot
>n-no? Ok
Not that hard faggot

This guy knows what he's talking about

Why do you post a kid's picture?

Just catch her eyeline, smile and be friendly, bruh.
If she's receptive just say make small talk and build a rapport with her like: "hey are you working out?", or "sure is a hot one today"

Even if you do bang but don’t become her orbiter bf, she will talk about you and try to make you jealous by flirting with other guys even though I just lol.. ask me how I know.

>one of the classic invite signals.
wat

>hey, you working out? Haha

>only pursue if she gives you one of the classic invite signals.
like?

Aka she approaches you

I love this meme

The secret female techniques, including
>smiling
>talking to you
>looking at you longer than several seconds, glancing at you constantly

Gets stared at by sloot for months, never approach, she never stares at me again. WHY am I this way.

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a girl said 'bye' to me as she was leaving. Is that a "classic invite signal"?

She wanted you to follow her and rape her in the parking lot user

Its not too late bro go up and say I saw you staring at me what do you want

If she moves to another station when you set up next to her, it means she wants to follow you. Move next to her on your next exercise.

If she looks away every time she sees you looking at her, it means she's shy - stare at her for longer.

If she tells you to go away when you start talking to her, she's playing hard to get - don't forget; persistence beats resistance.

If she pulls a grimacing face when you smile at her - it means she just had an orgasm, go grab her a pussy and give her another.

If she talks to the staff and keeps pointing at you, she's asking them to give her your number. If she's raising her voice and looking agitated when she does it, they're pulling some data protection crap and she's really trying to convince them. At this point you can get your dick out and begin waving it in their direction so that they'll know you don't mind her having your details.

Go get them user.

I lold

>skipping the bit where she gives you an electric power boost

I got pretty far into this post before I realized you are joking. Some of us have real autism and you should be nicer.

If what you say is true then there are literally thousands of girls that have been interested in me and I've ignored them all.

Yeah, that's when you give her surprise sex in the car park.

Most of us don't though and we like a laugh.

This
Remember to only lift for him

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>Hey are you working out?

That's why she's at the gym dumbfuck

>hey are you working out?
this one works every time

She wants the D

faggot.

Women are not all the same, despite what some women and men want you to think. Some women go the gym to work out and nothing else. Some go to the gym to work out and socialize. Some go to the gym to socialized only.

You make small talk and go from there. You will be able to quickly determine whether or not they are interested in talking to you.

You know you arent "amazingly interesting", but if only you knew how truly boring you are...

move your lips
exhale and inhale
move your tongue
try not to blurt out anything autistic

hey nice abs, I'll suck you dick in the shower after our workout.

>Be me
>Doing squats
>Beautiflul qt right next to the squad rack doing leg extensions
>She was struggling with her last reps
> I said, training legs is hard isn't it?
>She said oh yeah it's the worse but its really important to train legs, you're squating some serious weights, then smiled at me.
>I smiled back at her
>I grab my bottle of water, put the weights back and go to the bench press accross the room.
>Never see the girl again

Fucking autism

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This. Go to the gym to train. I watched some retard try and fail to pick up a girl at the gym and it was pathetic. He stopped his workout and wasted 30 minutes failing to gain her interest.

>Never see the girl again
That's my problems with meeting people at a big commercial gym. I rarely see them again

You don't you fucking Mook.

Are you
1. Ugly?
2. Balding?
3. Manlet?

Follow his advice

so close

You don't beyond basic shit like "are you using this", unless she approaches you. (She won't.)

based

small talk and keep it strictly fit related

You don't, incel. Leave women alone. They're not there for you. They attend the gym for exercising, not for your attention. Imagine if some 5/10 comes to you and tries to start a conversation that will lead to nowhere, and you still get treated like a rude person when you down them down, despite having no interest in them whatsoever. You never wanted to waste the precious time you have to workout and fail to reach your fitness goals, but some person always want to talk to you for no reason at all. Now times that 5. Every time you go to the gym.

We have lives. Education, careers, relationships, obligations, travel, commuting, other activities and hobbies that occupy our limited time on this world. We SHOULDN'T have to waste it talking to you. Let it go.

SHAE SMILED AT MAE ONCE SHAE WHANTS TO FUCK ME :DDD

If you make eye contact more than twice
If she looks down quickly after making eye contact
If she moves to a machine closer to you
Ya dummy

>Education, careers
Women are so cute when they think they matter

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idolatry is so fucking corny...

>leaving nutri bullet gasket on something
>taking it somewhere
>then drinking it

HRP...HBLBGHP....just threw up in my mouth a bit...

Yo she would love this

FUCK ME I'M DENSER THAN A HAREM MC THEN

B&R

>she's allowed to approach you but you're not allowed to approach her
Absolute cuck tier post

haven't seen this pasta in a while

you had a pleasant, minute interaction with another human being

it wasnt an introduction or an invitation to talk more

Fuck. I bingo'd all of em. But i'm a fatfuck. So I completely lack the self esteem for it.

>speak to girl at gym about zelda and DBZ cause of her t-shirt
>chat whenever we see each other in gym
>jokingly call her poor because she said she doesn't have a switch
>she laughs and agrees before excusing herself

What the fuck is wrong with me.

dont forget, if she looks at you during the workout and then seductively walks to the bathroom later, that's an invitation for you to follow her for some bathroom sex. rare, so if you see it, be sure to capitalize fast

>>jokingly call her poor because she said she doesn't have a switch

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Invite her over to play switch with you. Or just bring it to her.

Now since you made her sad, it's a perfect opportunity to make up by lending her your Switch/ playdate with her

>talking about vidya with random girls

I don't know if you're legit retarded or just pretending to be as some weird 4D chess strat. Either way stop it.

/thread
If you’ve ever been to a gym you know no one is there to socialize but dyels

She always wore vidya shirts, it was the only opener I could find

I haven't seen her in months , I think she changed her gym schedule to avoid me or she graduated

No lie

The guy who moves the most weight at mine never says shit.
I asked how many sets (he had earbuds in) and he just held up a single finger.
Have seen ppl talk to him and he never Answered more than one word.
No homo but he's p handsome in addition to fit and strong
I bet he's just drowning in vag unless that unwillingness to talk follows him outside the gym
But I'm sure no one like that exists haha

He must be quite the hero.

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Fpbp

Dont poop where you eat

> be at bench
> sense a girl looking at me from across the room but can't know for sure because I leave my glasses in the car
> move to free weight section
> after one of my sets see someone waving me down next to me
> remove ear buds
> her: hey you look so much like this friend of mine
> me: oh
> her: yea it's crazy. So you must work from home (it was 2 pm on a Tuesday)
> me: yea something like that (I'm actually massively underemployed loser)
> her: yea but it's crazy how much you look like my friend
> me: would I know the guy from somewhere
> her: uhhh doubt it. Well I'll see you around

The time a girl approached me in the gym and I totally sperged.

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Someday the world will know

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You should have played party rock anthem while squatting.

I normally comment in these threads “don’t” but then I fucked a girl at the gym the other day so my perspective has changed. She initiated it though and that seems to be the big thing... a lot of girls aren’t there to socialize.

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Not sure what else you could have responded with but maybe im just as much of a sperg

Src?

leave them alone for fucks sake

we need the greentext