How much respect did you lose for Scooby when you realized he was a fag who takes it in the ass?

>he doesnt eat his cum after he jerks off, tasting his cock reguarly while preserving protien
Never gonna make it

>have you ever kissed a girl after she gave you a blowjob?
Do chicks think this is weird? I decided to kiss a petite qt after she sucked me for a bit before sex (so no cum in her mouth) because I could tell she didn't like it. The next day she told me she was surprised I kissed her. Every other chick I've mouth-fucked I refused to kiss afterwards and they all accepted it.

I have the highest respect for him, gay or straight. He doesnt give a fuck about calling out the pseuds of fitness. God speed to that man.

None, I mean, why would I care if he's a faggot.
Please Jow Forumstards stay in your cancer containment board

Based

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Fuck off, Scooby is the father and zyzz is the son

Let us not forget Fit 3:16, which says:

> For Scooby so loved the gym, that he gave his only begotten son Zyzz, that whosoever believeth in him will not be forever small, but have everlasting gains.

just reading it made me make it

Actually i only do it when girls come to kiss me afterwards. I dont take the iniciative to kiss them because I dont like the taste of dick.

The last time it happened my dick was really sweaty when the girl sucked it. She sucked it for at least 10 minutes and I face fucked her. When she came to kiss me afterwards I just couldnt say no, I thought it would be really disrespectful and kind of fruity (didnt cum tho).

Before I kissed her, I could feel the dick breath. When I kissed her, it was one of the most strange experiences of my life. Like, I just tasted my dick.

I think it makes makes you more of a man tho, and girls like it

Yeah, I remember that one too. It was a sketch of a comedian, if I remember well... he said something like "gay guys are the real tough ones... they need a dick in the ass to get pleasures. Straight guys need soft pussy... they're the real faggots!".

Scoobs isn't gay, he's just really devoted to glute development.

We're ALL going to make it user, you just have to believe. I'd like to share some scripture with you from the Book of Rippetoe, chapter 7, verse 7

> Lift and strength will be given to you; eat well and you will be aesthetic; believe and you will make it. For everyone who lifts makes gains; the one who eats is aesthetic; and to the one who believes, he WILL make it. So it shall be in the kingdom of Zyzz, for all eternity.

If you think this much about how a guy farts, you're the real faggot.

Phenomenon/dilemma men have known about for generations called Dick Lips (Blink 182 wrote a song about it). Notice her lips feel totally different after she gets done mouth-hugging your cock.

> is it gay if I kiss her?
> is it gay if I don't kiss her?
> am I treating her like trash if I don't kiss her?

The way I get around this is to give my girl head, then kiss her. She has pussy mouth, I have dick mouth...that way we're both gay AF and it prevents one from telling on the other.

thanks user, this is blasphemous but also most based.

This was one of the reasons for me to kiss the girl... everytime I give her head, I kiss her afterwards and she doesnt even hesitate...

So yeah, we'll have to live with it

I don't actually enjoy blow jobs, so I avoid this problem entirely by just having normal sex.

>I don't actually enjoy blow jobs

Don't count them out user, maybe you just haven't had a good one. We're all gonna make it.

>I don't actually enjoy blow jobs
imagine having never received a proper bj

you're probably a cutfag too huh lmao

That's possible, but can you honestly say you prefer BJ to vaginal sex?
I haven't had any of my past gfs argue with me when I opt to skip it. Maybe if a find a girl who just really enjoys the act of worshiping a dick I'll be able to get into it, but in my experience they just do it because they think I want them to.

PSA WASH YOUR DICKS YOU DIRTY FUCKS

Nobody is saying blowjobs are better than vaginal sex, but foreplay can make the entire experience more enjoyable. Girls do seem to always feel relieved when they don't have to suck you off before you fuck them though.

> have girl in doggy position
> eat that bubblegum like you mean it
> get the bootyhole involved
> play with yourself while you eat her out
> when dick is hard, shove it in and start fucking her

Girls are always impressed by that in my experience. It's a great play to run because it breaks up the normal monotony of their sexual experiences which is usually kissing, then blow him, then he gets on top, missionary for 3-7 minutes, done.

After I saw a comment he made on youtube where he said some shit about fags being beneficial to society, all of it.

>not as bad as trans
Kys tranny discord

>im straight
Lmao faggot

None

>3-7 minutes
God I hate that I cum fast

None. Guy legit got me into working out with that Killer Chest Workout video of his. That is absolute kino

If you couldent tell scooby was gay at first impression or at least have suspicions you probably have autism.

I've obviously never fucked any dudes, but female friends and past girlfriends have told me that's about average. One of them referred to it as "the usual drag-race."

I've found that the first time I fuck a girl, I cum super quick but once we're in a relationship it stops happening and I can fuck for quite awhile, my body usually quits before my dick does (oh god I'm old and knew I should have taken the cardio pill). It's like a good mix of comfort and boredom.

if you're here you probably have autism

What's wrong with your dick dude?

WASH YOUR DICK DUDE

>I share a board with people who don't wash their cock
Christ

Washing lowers test

How much respect did you lose for OP when you realized he was an insecure fag who obsesses over e-celebrities on a notoriously shitty anime forum?

I don't respect anyone who posts regularly on a chinese cartoon website including myself 2bh

>saying that being trans is a worse mental disorder than homosexuality makes you a discord tranny
is Jow Forums seriously this paranoid?

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None, he was a genuinely good dude regardless of his sexual preference. I lost a ton of respect for him though when he said squats are bad mmkay.

Scooby is the patrician boomer youtube fitness king. He's never been flaming far as I can tell so don't care

Jokes aside, Scooby's aight

How did anyone not realize he was gay? His voice is fucking weird and he shaves his chest

>We're probably no longer Scooby's special friends

I miss him

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That’s an instant left hook to her face

>tough man beating up a woman
Bitch.

Scooby is a top. He fuck his husband up the ass.

He farts a lot because of his diet. Look at what he recommends and eats on his meal planner. He will straight up tell people to eat a plate of beans. It's perfectly designed for intestinal gas. I follow 50% of Scooby's diet. Basically I reduce the gas causing stuff and cut out the beans.

I gained more respect, I wish I was gay, gays are superior to straights.

>How much respect did you lose for Scooby when you realized he was a fag who takes it in the ass?
None because I didn't have none for him but now I laugh at him even louder!

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Bodybuilding was almost all homos before Arnold. There's always a big gay sub-culture of lifters.

why does scooby still make vids? No one watches them.

youtube.com/watch?v=nEsLgWdndvI

your mom didnt carry you around for 9 months, give birth to you experiencing the most excruciating pain in the world while pushing your dumbass out of her vagina, and then breastfed you, raised you with love and respect, and set you out upon the world only for you to be a pussy

fuck up faggot

I think scooby makes these threads himself because he needs to know he's still a /fit celebrity even though he claims he doesn't come here any more. I think the low views on his videos gets to him

>even though he claims he doesn't come here any more.

His posting style is very easy to spot, and he's super defensive. The guy writing passive aggressive paragraphs defending Scooby starting with LOL is him. He portays himself as chill, but he's actually kind of bitchy and defensive.

yea well nah i was making out with her after she had a quater pounder lmao
fucking disgusting

>How much respect did you lose for Scooby when you realized he was a fag who takes it in the ass?

None. I did lose respect for this thread when I learned OP takes it up the ass. Fag.

None, I just finally knew where his source of unlimited energy comes from.

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Cringe and bluepilled. Have being rape by jamal and the other ooga booga retard niggers the kikes let loose on you.

The dude said gay is worse than trans.
Read more books, user.

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I was actually implying they're as cancer as each other but trans is a little worse
Atleast you dont cut your dick off if you're a faggot

If you didnt realize he was gay the first time you saw a video of him then you might have legit autism.
That said none, if anything having a partner that you can eat chicken and broccoli every day with without them bitching about not eating "real" food seems great. I'm actually a little jealous if anything.

Some do. My girlfriend was suprised when I kissed her both before and after I came.
Doesnt matter too much to me really.

Scooby is fucking based and he can ram my ass any day (no homo)

Here's a gloat time

I've had 15+ sexual partners, and my current gf, who was a virgin, has been th only one o give a decent bj and make me cum.

She also loves me unconditionally. It depends on the girl

Decent amount. I can only pray that gets away from that self destructive behaviour.

>like he's not a top

i would have sucked his dick, full homo, hey, id even let him fuck me . dont judge homophoic assclown

i kiss my boyfriend (well more like fuckbuddie as i aint that gay where i wanna date a dude) after i shoot a load into his mouth . whats the issue here bro?

I gained respect. Most people who get doxxed just disappear but not only he kept on doing the shit he loved but he simply opened up to the whole world about his relationship.

None, but I don't like the fact that he roids and says he is just on TRT. Don't hate him tho.

so says your trap gf. faggot

He bans people for saying he's on gear.

this

Nothing gay about meeting your brotein macros

All of it, I don't like or respect gay people.