There are people who unironically do not lift for our lord and saviour Jesus Christ

Both batman and superman have symbolic Christian roots. Supermans origin story is literally based on Christ's.
>Batman is a blueprint of how christians should act

Porn

>that nude dio/broly idk who

Dressed as animals and living in caves with orphans?

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>humans worship batman and superman as idols
very christian

you spam this propaganda daily in an attempt to get people to your cult. Stop. Surely you must know that by annoying people you won't make them join you.
Surely you must realise that you should stop when you get btfo in every thread you make.

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>gospel
>propaganda
Lmao enjoy hell faggot

atheistfag COPE

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But there's literally nothing about hell in the gospel.

I lift for my God, al-ílàh

I really like this image you posted
also religion is stupid but if it helps you live then go ahead

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I'm gonna do this one too

>“Come to me, all you who are weary and burdened, and I will give you rest. Take my yoke upon you and learn from me, for I am gentle and humble in heart, and you will find rest for your souls. For my yoke is easy and my burden is light.”

>Matthew 11:28-30

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>Broly
MY FUCKING SIDES

>For my yoke is easy and my burden is light

>"LIGHTWEIGHT BABY!"
>Matthew 11:28-30

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holy shit

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referring to the gospel as propaganda is whats going to land you in hell, brainlet

What in the fuck

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user, hell is one part catholic propoganda one part baphomet worshippers parastically glomming onto christianity so it could survive as the made up enemy of christianity.

Jesus, the uncrowned bastard king of the jews and israel, worshipped yhwah(sp?) the jewish god of war and hated the other gods of the pantheon, beezlzebub, maloch, and I forget the other name.

Stop stealing Hotcha's art

>homo
>shape shifting
>other kin
>furry
That's a lot of crazy condensed into a few words

Cringe and bluepilled

t. assblasted paganfaggot that just found out his "god" literally gargles jizz

repent, sinner

P*nyfags OUT

False. I am a dyed in the wool atheist and even I have to concede that the bible, and christianity are the foundation of the west. You don't have to be religious, you don't have to believe in a god, you can deny jesus existed all you want, but the fact is that the bible has had more influence on the west than anything else, even the englightenment pales in comparision. And so we are clear, you have very christain values in the west even if you were not raised christain. Accept it, because your 3edgy5me religious hating version of atheism is tiresome and childish.

Truly. Christianity saved my life, and more anons should give it a chance. Especially with the amount of depression on this site. Jesus loves you, even if you choose to insult him to look edgy.

Vaping, I’m a faggot/Subaru owner who’s been killing his gains for a nic fix, I know. Shame/pray for me bros.

Good image, retarded post.

I worship the one true jew king. He is most powerful and most loving.

Get on my level

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no one is religious enough to care

>Your LARPy meme-god literally drinks semen
Pagans can at least take solace in the fact that they don’t actually believe in this autistic garbage.

Are you even trying with this absolute shit stain of a "source"
Christcucks are fucking finished if this is the best you've still got

Praying to wipe the slate clean, so I'll be giving up:
>Alcohol
>Coffee
>Marijuana (already shouldn't be doing this one I know)
>Porn (don't usually masturbate, but still get tempted to look at some from time to time)

Please pray for me brothers.

lul what a dumbass, youre sucking on j petersons schlong a bit too much highschooler

lmao SEETHING pagan. odin drinks jizz bro, deal with it

You got this brother

Sinner will burn. Sinners will burn in hell for longer than the lifespan of the universe. After the last stars die out, after the black holes fade to nothing. After all energy and life is lost. When the cold scraps of mass are too distant to ever find each other in the eternal darkness. Sinners will still burn, for doing their insignificant things on this insignificant rock.

ah ah ah! Looks lime someone hasn't gotten their semen supplements in a while! Open up, user!

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kek, me on the left

it's from Ynglinga saga. The same source suggests that Odin is actually from Turkey.

do you know anything about judaism?

>greenberg
Making fun of paganiggers for having gods who get fucked by horses and act like stingy niggers (refusing to pay the giant for the wall) is fair, but that last name has me spooked a little

Holy cringe.

youtube.com/watch?v=6Mf2u9VWAhM

BIG BUTTER JESUS

Is.... is no one going to mention this...

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coffee and weed are fine

Nicotine and porn

Christ is a dyel

he lifts the sins of humanity. sounds pretty fucking jacked to me

Saved for further destruction of athei- sorry pagans. Forgot they switched up back a few years ago

Then why is he a dyle?

Spooks don't weigh anything

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Goku has died for and saved humanity more times than Jesus has.

>he thinks Christ's earthly manifestation is representative of his actual power
lmfao bro He could deadlift the fucking universe for reps if He wanted to

Im a devout catholic but the christfags on Jow Forums are the cringest fucking faggots ive ever read holy shit. whats wrong with yall?

With that kind of attitude I wouldn't be surprised if you fap to high test threads

>him

This.

en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Muscular_Christianity

Peace be with you brothers, may you always make gains in the light of the Lord.

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Christ was a Chad tradesman who was easily able to build a large following and didn't give a diddly about upsetting the local religious establishment.

porn
and simple carbs

Based

>Greenberg
That entire book is just a Jewish man obsessed with semen, my dude.
He interprets Odin's sacrifice on the tree as not sacrificing himself, but his semen.
The guy is a nutcase.
No pun intended.

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>Lmao christcu-

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we also chopped down your gay tree you sacrificed little boys to after sodomizing them.

>rape unteeeeeiihhhmd

You're confusing Germanics with the Greeks.

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ironic religions are the cringiest shit on the planet, you fags are almost as bad as "pastafarians"

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All shits and giggles aside here's a thread from the /his/tory board that explains it.
yuki.la/his/4638740
>Tl;dr as always some jew makes extremely out of left field assumptions and passes it all off as fact, while refusing to state its sources.
>Why are you saving the paganfags from embarrassment?
Don't do unto others what you wouldn't want done unto you.
And
Do unto others what you would want done unto you(having slander lifted of my person&/believes)

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Nice dubs.
Napoleon was really based and redpilled.

by not asking how to get better at it

that doesnt make any sense

>flat back
>hips below parallel

Mention what, friend?

gf and I are giving up sex at my suggestion

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>Ramiel antifap
I'm stealing this.

what the fuck is that naked broly doing there?

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trying to lift a cross

I’ve been dieting since January and will be until mid April. Does that count?

It worked for the trap meme, BBC meme, manlet meme, hell it even worked for Trump getting elected so it's sure as hell effective for retards.

to save your soul

Alcohol, weed/smoking/drugs.
Porn might be a good thing to quit. It might be difficult to give up porn while still browsing 4chin, though.
I'm also supposed to go vegan during lent but I can't while bulking.

Cringe