3 wishes

1. Physical body becomes immune to disease and other ailments and stays in perfect condition i.e. never get the flu, never get food poisoning, perfect skin, teeth, etc., joints stay healthy, but can still die from old age and accidents
2. Power to stop time for as long as I want. Can still interact with people and objects normally without any friction burns or anything, things moved will just appear to have teleported
3. Phone app or special device that lets me see what something looks like in real-time or what it looked like in the past. Can change the angle, zoom, etc. like I’m really there. Examples: the center of the Milky Way galaxy 2 billion years ago, myself 5 years ago, any braphog’s shower, Times Square in 1950

I feel like these would help me live a fulfilling life without relying entirely on cheat codes but still wielding relatively unlimited power

I just want her back in my bed for a cuddle one last time

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You get 3 gfs, they find out about each other and dump you for cheating

cure my male pattern baldness
make me less of a chin/jawlet
couple of inches on my penis wouldnt hurt or maybe look more youthful cause my cock is already pretty decent sized but idk

Whites are minorities. Most humans are Asian.

I wish that my son didn't have Autism.
I wish that my wife didn't end up in a coma.
I wish we didn't lose our second child in the second trimester.

That's all.

fard
shid
cum

I wish for your freedom.

haha debby downer over here

Not really a downer, but it's all I could think of. I don't really want anything else.

haha

sorry, but you can't wish to kill anyone, that's one of the Aladdin genie rules

LONDON
SS
GOMAD

Checked. The only correct answer.

Wish I could time travel to any time I want
Wish I could teleport
Wish I could shapeshift

A loving and qt conservative wife
Health/longevity to me and my loved ones
Peace in the world idk

>Amazing body
>Billions of cash money
>Girl of my dreams to love me for who I am, forever
I’d pay my parents and family out of debt then put a ton of money for them in bonds and investments.
Start my own charity organization under my sisters’ name because I don’t want the fame.
Open up several businesses.
Pay my way into politics for politicians to make it legal for civilians to eradicate the homeless off the streets.
And then when all the smoke and mirrors is gone I’d move to the country side with my babe and we start a huge family on a nice farm.

This

Make my waifu real
My waifu (who is now real) loves me
Kill all jannies

1. Shapeshifting myself or any object into anything I desire.
2. Teleportation to any location on Earth I desire.
3. Immortality until I desire to die.

I want to experience all that the world can offer and watch humanity until the end of time.

Is that a burn or what ?
Looks painful

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>not wanting to be a catgirl
fag alert

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1. Allow me to be happy with my body, or change my body in to one I'd be happy with
2. Help my gf be happy
3. Assure us a comfortable, safe home, two good kids, and long fulfilling lives together

for her

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I'm sorry.

Those are hypertrophic/keloid scars, you get them when your body decide it wanna fuck your shit up forever.

1. to make it
2. to have everyone else make it
3. release the genie

All right, then I'm assuming I also can't wish for a literal Death Note.

I guess #2 is "I wish technology progresses such that ability to upload my brain to a fully functional cyborg body with off site back ups becomes easily affordable by the time I'm 50."

Don't feel bad. At the rate you were going that second child was going to be a dud anyway.

>Surgical excision is currently still the most common treatment for a significant amount of keloid lesions. However, when used as the solitary form of treatment there is a large recurrence rate of between 70 and 100%.
>It has also been known to cause a larger lesion formation on recurrence.
holy fug

The power to change reality
The power to cross dimensions
Free the genie

Based Thanos

4pl8 front squat
4pl8 clean and jerk
4pl8 snatch

Why not just put your meat brain in a machine body. A digital copy kills you and creates a data clone.

Sometimes the real enemy is your own body. It’s a shame but I guaranteed that user will probably kill himself, unless he is making 6 figure and living a successful life.

Give me the power to fulfill own wishes indefinitely
Power to be invisible and fly
Suicide the genie

Based

Nuke america

Yeah, I honestly thinking of killing myself soon not sure how long I can take. I have started treatment for my keloids but it looks to be ineffective, I hate the way I’m born and I’m tired of suffering I have no friends all I do is workout, and go to school. These thing have torn me up mentally and there is no ridding them, everyday I look at my body in disgust no amount of lifting can cure it no girls would want a guy with raised tumors all over. Just wish I was born normal.

I have psoriasis, I have to take vitamin d3 every day so my skin clears up.

so turn whites into catgirls? im down

ASCENDED

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Compassion, devotion, awareness.

Based

>Don't feel bad. At the rate you were going that second child was going to be a dud anyway.
Ask me how I know that you're underage.

No fap
Jesus
Gains

Infinite God powers
Afterlife actually exists
No monkey paw shit or twisting my words for my previous wishes you fucking retarded genie

You think being 5 foot 8 is really going tl change things?

how much you take?
I have p as well and heard that d3 helps so I'm ordering it right now

>No monkey's paw twisting of words bullshit on the next two wishes
> Wake up back in my first day of class in 2012 with my curren counsciouness and memories
> Smoke superpowers (Infamous + One Piece)

Based Clan Clan poster

Shut the fuck up you miserable faggot

I have huge birthmarks and keloid scars covering literally 60% percent of my head and half. It's cancerous and it will kill me one day. Same condition has also robbed my of my eyesight in my left eye.
Not only does it cover more than half of my head, but it also runs down my neck and the rest of my body, I have no way of covering it up.

But guess what? I have tons of friends, a lovely gf that wants my children and I'm jacked as fuck now. I love life because of what I was given and what I have been able to make of it so far. If you decide to kill yourself over anything like this you're a bitchmade pussy, and will continue to be so long into the afterlife

1. I wish that all my wishes, including this one, are granted according to my intent and not an external interpretation
2. I wish I had the "ability to grant my own, unlimited, rule-free wishes"
3. Have your freedom
Assuming 2 falls under "wishing for more wishes" rules:
2a. Heaven Ascension Dio powerset
3a. Humanity is elevated to the psychic and technological prowess of pre-Fall Eldar, with the wisdom to not bungle it

60% of my head and half of my face*

1. fix my face
2. fix my face more
3. help me with the bench plateau

let me fuck your genie ass three times

1. gain the ability to understand anything I read
2. gain the ability to skilfully apply my knowledge to any relevant fact scenario
3. never lose focus while reading

unlimited gains without roids
10cm extra height
chad mentality

>power to stop time
>a way to see into the future
Based and everlastingorgasmpilled

1.Total removal of the ability to introspection from humankind.
2. A preview of the consequences of my first wish
3. A good scotch to enjoy in my last moments as a being aware of itself, while slowly fading into instinctive nature and falling into my fair place in the unforgiving natural foodchain.

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you fucking faggot

grow a pair and forget her, there's a thousand better than her who'll gladly suck your dick

holy shit, this dude is fucking BASED

this is the real redpill

> Infinite Will Smiths
> A GF
> Injury free lifting

let me die a quick painless death without causing emotional suffering for my loved ones
or uhh perfect health + bf% w/o dieting

Granted. No loved ones and you will be unexpectedly hit with a stray bullet to the head.

>falling into my fair place in the unforgiving natural foodchain.
The bottom, you pussy.

We`ll never know in a world which mistakenly views civilization as progress.

The only smart person in this thread

Bigger pp

Roids gains without roids

A billion dollars

An inner flame, something to fill the void inside. Keep the other two, one's enough.

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1. The ability to pass through physical matter
2. Big Tiddy Anime GF who is immune to being damaged or raped and loves me unconditionally
3. Free the Genie from his lamp

Remove all Jews
Remove all non-Christians
Remove all non-whites

Put them all on another planet.

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1: A magical window to be summoned at will capable of showing me any and all events from the past but not the future and translate whatever language is being spoken or explain whatever event is currently happening

2:The really next big lotto ticket I buy will be a 100% guaranteed win

Don't really have a third, go free

>being able to read anyone's mind, anywhere, without language barriers, even if I don't know the person
>invincibility with turn off option
>immortality with turn off option
I'm pretty sure you can't get better than this

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1. Delete Jow Forums
that's it

1. My dad wins the max prize next time he plays the lottery
2. My family can’t get sick anymore
3. That we all make it

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I want Mommy!
I want Mommy!
I want Mommy!

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>an indestructible piece of wood
>put an irremovable nail in the idestructible piece of wood
>order the genie to remove the nail
what happens?

You become the genie

There are more nonwhite christians than white christians
Also jews arent white anyway
You wasted a wish

Daily reminder that we are one day closer to genetically engineered cat girls.

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6'3
10inch dong
More wishes

Ayy Lmao

Make me 6'3
Make everybody shorter than 6'
Make the manlet cut-off 6'2

abolity to seduce any woman
button that erases israel and all jews from the planet
ability to conjure any steroids i want out of thin air

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infinite money x3 thanks sir genie

-Let me go back eight years and experience it and make the changes for a better life.

-Give me 2 more attraction points

-Let me experience a fulfilling life that I die content.

You have really stupid concerns.

1. I wish I had 30 different baby vagina fleshlights, of my choice, made out of actual living baby vagina (but enlarged enough for me to fit).
2. I'll let you know once I'm finished with the baby vaginas.