Most fit jobs

I can tell construction isn't it though. My father works in construction, and I joined him for a few months. That shit will bring you down like a motherfucker. At the end of the day you're so tired you can barely even fucking watch tv. It also fucks your back and joints.

But it does give you some solid forearm gains

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in labour trades maybe but i know a few high-level plumbers/electricians who hardly do any labour & are relatively fit + healthy
they're pretty rare, but i gotta admit that they exist out there from what i've seen
seems like if you're smart, the trades can treat you verrrrrry well

being a person who your father can be proud of

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>dad keeps casually mentioning how it'd be nice to have a doctor in the family and doesn't bother asking me how my actual degree is going
>laughed when I asked if he'd be willingly to pay for med school
thanks dad

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>be 26 year old virgin and Auschwitz mode lanket
>father probably thinks I'm a fag because I never bring home a girl
>start lifting, getting shredded with noob gains + being lean
>start dating thots

I will never forget the look in my father's eyes when he saw me bring home my first thot.

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I do, but as a hoby

The biggest guy I've ever seen in real life is some sort of construction engineer.

How do a mention to my parents that I have a GF for the first time in my life, anyway? We've been dating for months but it's just never come up when I talk to them.

just bring up casually how sore your loins are, maybe pat your crotch gently a bit whilst kicking your feet up. your dad will get it right away but your mom is probably a little more naive in this situations - you can bond with our dad about that too. just say "yeah the loins are still a little sore after last weekend with the old ball and chain, eh pop" and then pat your crotch and nod at your mom and your dad i guarantee will nod at you with a big smile knowing his son finally fucks

Why didn't I think of this. Thanks user. I'll ask ma if she has any ice packs for my busted chops as well.

Why can't you just tell them? If you think things might get serious, ask your gf if she wants to come over, and then just tell your parents that you're dating a girl you like and you want to take her home for dinner or just to meet

the fuck is this some kinda weird fetish.
>nod at your mom and dad
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>Why can't you just tell them
1. They wouldn't understand how I've been dating a girl that I've been to see like twice in 1 month, because they don't understand the concept of messaging as a form of communication
2. I couldn't face that scene where they get really excited and give me a bunch of dating tips, plus asking a bunch of questions. Hell, for all I know they'll try and give the sex talk to a grown man.

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fit jobs are a meme

You will end up with an opiate or alcohol addiction from the chronic inflammation, and rapid aging. Use your time wisely, you only need an hour of workout per day to achieve a great body.

You sound underage. Dont be a bitchass nigga and follow a passion instead of some cuck shit about trying to please your dad.

I'm not trying to impress him. I'm legitimately dead inside but also want a lot of money in life. If he offered to pay for med I'd do it, but since he hasn't I'm doing something lower stress that I still hate but can actually afford.

iktf brah, but if you think it's getting serious you will have to do this. Just casually start to mention shit to make them ask you about it, and then just have a conversation about it

things aren't as bad as you think they will be

Im a warehouse worker, and have been while studying.

I work out of a small warehouse which is surrounded by the companies offices. I'm the only dude who noticeably lifts, so i always am called away from regular duties when anything really heavy is needed to be moved or if the office staff need help.

Best thing about my job is the mires and respect i get from women who respect a man that is big and very physically capable. A lot of these women aren't essentially that attractive (minus those honeys in Marketing), but regular mires, getting a semi pump while working and being 'needed' makes it a pretty good job.

>Hey dad, smell my finger

Definitely go for low stress my dude, that's how theyre trying to get us down.

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How to look like this

Fuck you Sam, you're not even big. You gap toothed moron.

Lol, the majority of dads are overweight and low test.

How do I bring a bitch home? It feels so fucking awkward for me with my father being home at the same time

Great pay--especially if you're good, outdoors, you get to build structures, you see your day's work, you have to pay attention to detail.
Carpentry is cool as fuck

Sheetrock. You literally get paid more to move weight faster.

Exactly, the communist life is the best. literally testosterone overdose, especially when the bf of your gf arrives the test starts dropping out of your body.

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hey, just came here to say you're a big guy,
see ya!
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professional athlete

Yeah I totally want to have my body destroyed by 35.

Mid-senior and above finance or banking. Spend all day mogging people in high test type A social environments and make a bunch of money doing it.

Here's an idea: grow the fuck up and get your own home.

Or you could do highschool shit like getting sloppy in the back of a movie theatre, rail her in a community center handicap washroom stall, etc.

Improvise, adapt, overcome faggot

Jesus

I may look like a chump but I've got very fit.

I mean fit in the traditional sense, I can cycle for hours now, hard, and not be too tired afterwards, at first it just killed me.

My legs are like iron now too.

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Industrial worker, though loggers are slightly more manly.

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Hahahahahahahahaha

are u german

Lmao

>being a trade cuck

>”B-BUT I MAKE 130k A YEAR AND I DONT NEED COLLEGE DEGREE”
>”HAR HAR LOOK AT THOSE RETARDS IN COLLEGE I AM CARPENTER”

Yeah enjoy your 130k with your 90 hour work weeks in the blazing heat or freezing cold lmao I’ll gladly enjoy my comfy job making the same amount from 40-50 hours a week.

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