Why lift to look tough

*shoots you in the kneecap*
>nothin personnel, kid

>can
no he can't as long as I'm carrying a blade
martial arts are a fucking waste of time since 99% of muggers carry knives or guns, I can destroy any human in 5 seconds max no stupid ass faggot ass training needed

>treated for free by world class healthcare

>world class

>?

>shoots other knee cap as soon as you recover
>continually does this for the rest of your life

>commit suicide
Free way out

Why is it always rape with you guys? Jeez yall seem to have it on your mind all the time.

Sounds very gay and feminine. What happens when you are with your woman and saw intimidating start shit with you? You going to prance around and show them how pretty you are?

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Big talk from someone who needs a gun for big talk. Americans are overcompensating manlet betas with mutilated tiny penises.

>would rather get shot and go to the hospital, than defend themselves in the first place
Also
>free

>would rather pay millions for treatment than pay tax

>muggs you, with a butterknife

>I could just shoot him
>implying a little incel faggot like you has the courage to shoot someone

>godly quads wasted on that
Oh user, I’ve been to a very shitty high school, I’ve wanted to kill (in self defense) every since

>millions
Jokes on you, I've already met my deductible

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>i got bullied in school, never fought back physically because i'm a pussy
>now i want to shoot people to make up for being a little bitch

Not bullied, just experienced literal human garbage niggers that attacked children, seniors and anyone
I’ve been lifting ever since
Nice projection though, post body

HMmmmm, something smells fishy
Mirin those numbers, shame you’re a faggot redditor dyel

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>projecting this hard
You okay, user?

>ties you up and locks you in basement with Feeding tubes/IVs in to keep you alive
>gives you therapy so you do t kill yourself
>remove mask, showing I’m zyzz
>”I want you to make it brah”
>you say “I-I love you please don’t leave again!”
>I pop your knee cap and run off laughing hysterically while tossing zyzz’s excised face mask off

Audibly kekked

>another "you have to choose between fighting and being buff" thread
No you dont.
I just started training BJJ 5 times a week on top of my PPL routine.

>inb4 you have to choose between knowing how to fight and carrying a gun
No you dont.
I also CC a G19.

>CC
>G19

>get in my guard bro
>punch in the nose
>run away

heck i dont even need a gun

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BJJ fags got nothing on the funk.

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>compact model
>unable to CC
We have a genius among us.

>All the BJJ threads are about self defense

Why can't we just talk about the martial art? It's a lot of fun to practice

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>those quads
>posted by a literal Redditor
Why are we still here, Just to suffer?

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You train gi or nogi?

50/50 with maybe an extra class of nogi during a normal week

I go to a really cool school where they'll teach us leg locks, so I try and take advantage of it. HBU?

Good thing I don't lift to look tough then.

That's not very concealable...

A Shield or PPS is more like it.

Nice projection you cock sucking faggot

I literally have a shield as well.
I'll post a pic of both in about 50 minutes if you want.

The G19 holds way more ammo and is easier to shoot, being closer to full size theres more to grip.
Yes the shield is smaller and easier to conceal, but the 19 is still unnoticeable with a decent holster.

What's up jits Bros? I train gi and no gi too. Gonna be competing in May. Any martial artist worth his salt should also lift weights.

I agree. I haven't in a long time, but it is certainly a competitive advantage. What's your game plan going to be?

Yeah Jiu Jitsu + push/pull for me
I just started training at 10thp so I haven't done any work in a gi yet but mayne I'll check that stuff out later on

Get the take down, pass the guard, and submit. I'm usually pretty aggressive. Love side control and Mount.

Yeah man gi is super fun, at my last tournament I went 6-0 in my gi division, lost in the finals in no gi though. How do you like 10th planet? I saw a coach from a 10th planet gym fight a ref before ahaha

Do you guys compete?

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That's the good shit, man. Fuck stalling. I hope you get a match or two that are worth showing up for - one of those big, testing challenges. I've lost one of my favorite matches I've ever been a part of.

What will you do if you find yourself on bottom position?

I bet you'll find gi frustrating if you've done no gi at 10p. It's harder to get a darce/annaconda choke (harder, not impossible) because the sleeve/lapel can get in the way and give their neck some room. Also, you'll find the ways that you can slip in and out of positions halted when people grab onto your pants and lapel.

It's a different game. I usually did okay and medaled when I did gi, but I've lost every single no gi match I've done.

I'm brand new to my gym but yeah I like it.
The 10p stuff is pretty wild. We do lots of drilling and repetition like a wrestling gym would. Amir Allam is my instructor and yeah he competes as does our assistant instructor.
Amir had a decade of wrestling experience before getting into jiu jitsu so I feel he's a legit guy to train with

Hell yeah man, you should try and find a sub only tournament, those are my bread and butter. If I'm on the bottom i prefer half guard, feels like I have less predictable attacks from there. if it's a points tournament I try to spend the least amount of time there possible.

Good luck to you in future endeavors!

BJJ bros talking in this thread, does this place look legit?
rgachester.co.uk
It's the only bjj place close to me. The coach was awarded a black belt by Roger Gracie if that means anything. Want to verify if it looks good because the price is steep

Those people look like they're qualified to teach you the fundamentals and get you up into a blue belt. It really bothers me that their schedule doesn't include any advanced classes. It makes me feel like they're not going to make you into a good purple belt or beyond. If you go visit that place and enjoy it, you should by all means keep going until you feel like you can no longer advance with them. The price is good, if not a little cheap. Just don't pay that full 1000 pound price unless you fall madly in love at month 7 or 8.

Also, if it helps, Roger Gracie is an absolute monster competitor from the family who is famous for creating the martial art (continuing its lineage).

Thanks, sounds a little dodgy but I'll think about it

I wouldn't say it's dodgy based on the website. See if they'll give you a free lesson/free week as almost all gyms do. If the facility itself is dodgy, then, of course, fuck off.

They have real qualifications from a great BJJ practitioner at a market price. That's all you need in order to learn from being a beginner.

Dude he literally said he’s wanted to shoot people cause he had a bad high school experience. If that doesn’t scream beta bitch, I don’t know what does

Yeah there's a free 2 weeks. Will probably give it a go. What if I get to blue belt and you're right about it not being so great after that? Is the only option to go long distance somewhere more legit, full autismo style?

Because the man who beat the gracies lifted.

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