How important is flexibility?
How important is flexibility?
Josiah Wood
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Blake Hernandez
Ayyy Lmao.
Kayden Hall
Anyone else feel subhuman as fuck knowing you'll never be wanted at a gathering of attractive people who are all dressed really well?
Jonathan Green
Kek
I've given up already and dont really think about it
Oliver Gray
short term: not very
long term: very
if you lift for several years and do 0 mobility work you're likely to wind up in snap city
Easton Ross
Asher Ramirez
I dated a rich girl and went to events like this, silent auctions at country clubs and sea turtle watching and various other white people activities and it's comfy
When I'm around successful people I get really motivated, but then I go to Wal-Mart and see a fat woman pulling two carts full of junk food and want to die again
Caleb Nelson
Nope, franky those scenes kind of suck anyways. I'd rather share a drink at a dive bar with some bros or have quiet outings with my gf to museums and such places than some posh cocktail party. They're pretty stale desu.
As for OP's question, yes but it matters more depending on what you're training for. The kind of flexibility a rock climber or gymnast would need is different from what a rugby player would need.
Caleb Nguyen
>going to rich person cocktail parties for fun
these events are 75% networking, 20% host showing off 5% fun
rich people focus on getting more rich bud that's how they got there
Hunter Cook
Extremely important
Sebastian Wood
I am a morbidely obese neckbeard with diabetes.
A few months ago I managed to sneak briefly into a garden party that was being held at a local golf club and walked around for a bit. I even managed to see some nice ass on the girls. I was in jeans and a plain blue shirt but hoped nobody would notice me. It was the most eye opening experience of my life and the reason I am now trying to get into shape.
I still think about it everyday. My gym music is just the sound of rich people talking (i usually record a vocaroo or something before i leave and put on rich person voices and speak like that) and my diet is finger food (shrimp, cucumber and such). i've also locked all my condoms that i use to fuck prositutes in a container that is locked and marked 'VIP only'. when I feel like a VIP I will let myself fuck them again.
Elijah Myers
I knew people from school who went to events like this. At the end of the day I kind of like being a rough and tumble dirtbag
Ayden King
lmao
Brody Turner
I won one of these once. The trick is to learn how to walk while doing the matrix pose. I managed to limpo at knee hight
Samuel Torres
I literary get paid to go to them
Justin Clark
What's it like being a waiter?
Samuel Young
Hudson Wilson
>For fun
Nope, I got dragged along because my parents have large connections and deep pockets and want good family appearances. I'm well aware of the politics that goes on in these things, even my parents hate them.
Caleb Lopez
This is very interesting user, I hope you make it. Try to keep track of your diabetes though, hat shit can kill you.
Ayden Brown
Yes, I'm sure those girls were there to network, and I'm sure the college aged guys there were there to network, and not to meet those girls.
Evan Anderson
not me. I'm going to a sorority formal on friday
Tyler Davis
That's actually part of the networking.
Michael Lee
How do you guys even know these are rich girls and not just a bunch of dumb sluts
inb4 the way they are dressed
dumb sluts dress like that too
Jaxson Ross
>that hideously awkward and lanky uncoordinated movement
I wish I’d never seen that
Leo Sanchez
Honestly, I just want to be left alone. I knew was different since 3rd grade and have been ousted from society ever since. Maybe if I was born Chad, or even Brad, I might find something like that more appealing. But I like busting nuts to trannies on /gif/ while watching JewTube vids on the side.
Christopher Jenkins
imagine her ducking under that string legs first and hitting your mouth with her pussy
that would be weird haha
Gavin James
Daniel Wilson
What the fuck
Andrew Hernandez
>wanting to join the vapidity of the semi elites
Not worth it in any aspect
Caleb Hall
I don't really feel subhuman, since I'm handsome, but I get really insecure and defensive if I'm around other handsome people. I'll constantly be trying to analyze their faces and project my own features, it spikes my cortisol massively. I prefer to associate with 6/10s who I mog comfortably and can be secure around. It's even worse when the hot people are rich, because it's like my looks are completely powerless.
Mason Miller
>unbased narcissist
Camden Myers
9/10
Brandon Foster
Gosh.
Isaiah Carter
yeah, I'm a narcissist. I'm self-aware though and don't hurt anyone. I'm too autistic to become some sort of lothario, anyway. I mainly just use tinder like a female, swiping for validation with no intentions of pursuing anything. every once in a while a 6/10 will fall on my dick despite my poor social skills.
what a wonderful life.
Henry Wilson
Nolan Ortiz
This does not apply to everyone. But if you actually want to move big boy weights being too flexible is a good way to go to snap city.
Aaron Long
Yeah, I recently started thinking about it.
I dont care anymore. I had friends in high school but they never invited me out. I used to feel jilted but not anymore.
Not trying to be edgy but it's a stay here and die or move and win ideaology. Just like Normandy and what sun tzu professed.
It does me no good thinking about it. If someone stuck a gun to my chest and asked if I felt sad or had anything to regret, i would say no and to pull the trigger
Blake Richardson
Gave me a good chuckle man
Luis Morgan
if it works i guess
Jordan Morales
No I enjoy my own life
Evan Morris
I'm inclined to believe this is true because I don't believe anybody could be so autistic to think this up.
Luis Butler
Cope
Chase Long
If you're white, and therefore play golf, then its super important.
Jason White
gib jordan gf
Ayden Myers
Actually very important, OP
Tiltlet reporting... tight hip flexors and quads, tight lower back, weak abs, weak glutes and hamstrings. This problem is actually very common these days, especially because so many people work desk jobs all day.
Chase Reed
I like this
never stop posting
Eli Bennett
Who is this? I need to know
Jackson Roberts
Imagine waking up next to her, pulling off your underwear and spreading your buttocks as wide as you can over her mouth, pinching her nose, slapping her awake, and releasing the longest stinkiest fart you can, grabbing her cheeks with your other hand to force her to swallow your butt musk in all of it's purity, then just when she thinks it's over, letting the flood gates open and pooping the biggest poop right down her throat. Wow. Imagine that.
Asher Price
>stick
Michael Jackson
>literary
Samuel Reed
Jordan McEwen.
Claire Redfield un the recent Residential Evil 2 remake was modelled on her.
Jason Collins
>my diet is finger food (shrimp, cucumber and such).
Fuck you made me spit up my water.
Brayden Stewart
Maybe they let him take a few incunables here and there as payment for his services.
Parker Ramirez
Landon Gomez
>i've also locked all my condoms that i use to fuck prositutes in a container that is locked and marked 'VIP only'. when I feel like a VIP I will let myself fuck them again.
Holy shit this is the funniest thing this board has come up with in a while
Brandon Allen
>Some folks are born silver spoon in hand
Some are just born with better way which can build them a better career. Some born with attractive body, some with a talent, some with a decent amount of money. Those are the things you can not have it. Even if you collect decent amount of money, a beatiful wive and even acquire a skill, it will never be like the ones who had it from their childhood. You will never be treated like them. You may reach they places they already have been. There are people who came to this world by smiling not crying and there are people who passed without knowing it. There are people who born to sunshine and there are people who work without sun light.
We are still good brother. If we can write those letters, thats because we dont need to work till death to cover money for the family. At least let us be thankful for the one what we have and let us not envy for the rich who might sinned for his wealthy. Godspeed
Isaac Smith
Nice
Eli Foster
my goal is to get a jordan gf even though its impossible
Isaiah Bailey
It’s natural to think that way based on how self centered and vain the society we grew up in is, but it’s honestly much better to just boost yourself. That’s how people like Ronaldo got so good at what they did
Hell, you don’t even have to worry about reproduction when surrogates exist (just make sure to lawyer up tho)
Alexander Bennett
This would be a hilarious book/tv show
A concept so original that it literally can’t be made up
Try pitching it to some producers
Ryan Wright
top kek
Colton Rodriguez
This pasta is fantastic
Asher Foster
When you can’t tell satire from real autism you know it’s a good story.
Good luck, user.
Include me in the cap.
Angel Wilson
>literary
Japanese prostitute detected
Carson Baker
Disgregard these people, I understand you user
Jackson Allen
Dude...
Cameron Barnes
Luke Nguyen
Put me in the screencap.
SKINNY FATS SHOULD ALWAYS CUT FIRST
Parker Anderson
you really don't want to be there if you're a sub 8 male with no money. it's very humiliating.
Juan Torres
>VIP condoms
Henry Hill
sounds like you have a story to tell
Mason White
Put me in the screencap, hitler did nothing wrong
Tyler Jackson
Post vocaroos
Juan Phillips
Jace Ramirez
Well I do now, thanks a lot.
Nathaniel Long
i'm not too good at telling stories. all i can say is that i had a normie friend who had a connection with a club promoter in my city. he got us all of these clubs for free, gave us the vip treatment and allowed to skip the line and everything. places were crawling with actual legit models and stuff and giga rich chads. like it was on that level.
i'm a poor unattractive manlet. suffice to say i didn't have a good time at all.
Jayden Jackson
>when I feel like a VIP I will let myself fuck them again.
Godspeed, user.
Adam Rivera
>replying seriously to OP in a thread that has been double derailed this hard
Bentley Hall
>’VIP only’
the next grow grow grow?
Logan Wood
ooof
Connor Nelson
Remember what Jesus has said: “How hard it is for the rich to enter the kingdom of heaven! Indeed, it is easier for a camel to go through the eye of a needle than for someone who is rich to enter the kingdom of heaven”.
Just because you are poor or ugly doesn’t mean you are less than them, at the end of the day these attractive and rich people are still made of the same meat and grey matter and shit like you.
Easton Walker
but their meat and grey matter is clearly superior to my own
not all meat and grey matter is created equal
Ethan Bennett
Being flexible will lift you to new Chad levels.
Jeremiah Allen
They're all brainlets though
Asher Barnes
it's pretty important for overall health desu, it's a pretty good indicator of vascular health
Brody Gray
"muh eye of the needle"
That was the nickname of a gate to the temple in Jerusalem. It was called that because it was too narrow for a full sized wagon to pass through.
Eli Howard
cope
Jaxson Ramirez
>My gym music is just the sound of rich people talking
Charles Lee
Jason Rivera
Doesn’t matter. Point of the story is still clearly that it’s harder for the rich to get into heaven, no?
Bentley Nguyen
kek I like this
Isaiah Thompson
If you’re telling the truth I’m rooting for you
Hudson Richardson
Godspeed show protag user
Ryan Stewart
old pasta is old
Thomas Torres
The point of the story is that when people are too rich they would be more likely to become over-attached to their material possessions and too full of their own ego
Aaron Phillips
I look like this guy, but i'm semi fit. fml.
Carter Bell
John Jackson
You must come from a really shitty country because this is a generic party of any 30 to 40-somethings.
Please move to a place that isnt absolute dogshit. (I presume you're from the US, case and point).
Owen Walker
>not ending with haha
image being this new haha
Oliver Hall
This is false. Look it up. You must be a Baptist to fall for made up sermon illustrations like this.
Do you even exegesis?