Bored at work, pick my free smoothie of the day

bored at work, pick my free smoothie of the day

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Meat, mayonnaise and a tarantula with milk

plug a banana in your butt and post pics

Ask for activator almonds

Passion passport
Sounds good

im bulking so i only showed you the fitness & desert ones, there's also diet down & Wellness blends
that's not how it works i have to pick from the menu so i dont fuck up inventory

there's an activator and i can sub or add almonds

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Why so much sugar?

Original High Protein - Banana

Is this Jamba Juice?

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PEANUT

POWER

P L U S

almond vanilla

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(Original)

smoothie king

berry punch

>go into smoothie king
>they're closing in 15 minutes
>reeks of weed
>no customers in sight
>employees making three smoothies
>make eye contact
>wave and say "hi"
>they offer to let me try a smoothies
>strawberry hulk

Never looked back. 40oz strawberry hulk for life.

Bro if you aren't getting the hulk then what are you doing here

They all have turbinado sugar. None has less than 50g sugar. They are all garbage. Douche or Turd Sandwich?

Activator - Coffee

You know what you must do

>literal mountains of sugar in every drink

this is why I never drink any type of juice smoothie/smoothie in general. water/milk only for protein shake/sparkling (flavored) water for carbonation cravings

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