bored at work, pick my free smoothie of the day
Bored at work, pick my free smoothie of the day
Meat, mayonnaise and a tarantula with milk
plug a banana in your butt and post pics
Ask for activator almonds
Passion passport
Sounds good
im bulking so i only showed you the fitness & desert ones, there's also diet down & Wellness blends
that's not how it works i have to pick from the menu so i dont fuck up inventory
there's an activator and i can sub or add almonds
Why so much sugar?
Original High Protein - Banana
Is this Jamba Juice?
PEANUT
POWER
P L U S
almond vanilla
(Original)
smoothie king
berry punch
>go into smoothie king
>they're closing in 15 minutes
>reeks of weed
>no customers in sight
>employees making three smoothies
>make eye contact
>wave and say "hi"
>they offer to let me try a smoothies
>strawberry hulk
Never looked back. 40oz strawberry hulk for life.
Bro if you aren't getting the hulk then what are you doing here
They all have turbinado sugar. None has less than 50g sugar. They are all garbage. Douche or Turd Sandwich?
Activator - Coffee
You know what you must do
>literal mountains of sugar in every drink
this is why I never drink any type of juice smoothie/smoothie in general. water/milk only for protein shake/sparkling (flavored) water for carbonation cravings