Does anyone ever bring animals in your gym?

They do whatever the fuck they want while d*gs are obedient little cucks

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Crossfit gyms have those crazy-pet people at them.

Don't get me wrong, I'm not a nigger muslim arab, I have had dogs all my life, currently have 2, but theyre dogs, they dont come with me where I go, they stay at home.

This whole culture of cunts bringing their dogs everywhere they go is pissing me the fuck off, im pretty sure the dogs fucking hate it as well, the human world isn't built for dogs to just be accompanying you everywhere, all these faggots with their emotional support dogs

The only dogs that should be anywhere in public are LEGITIMATE working dogs, ie: guide dogs, police dogs, rescue dogs, etc, not your little untrained faggot emotional support animal certified from jason blaha PTY LIMITED

>His gym doesn’t have a gym armadillo

Forgot
>constantly whines for attention
VS
>mews for jaw gains

Impressive. Very nice.

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Mammals show fear at the minimal display of autority or strenght unlike the goldfish, the goldfish wont give a fuck about you screaming like a faggot, your deep voice or big muscular body, as soon as he smells your pathetic testosterone levels he just assumes you as a female but an ugly ass female, you dont bring the goldfish to the gym, you bring the gym to the goldfish,i have never witnessed such an impossing and alpha creature like this, if you put a small guy with the big guys they will not give fucks about each others like it should be, alpha behaviour, they dont even beg for food

what happens when you put a small dog with a big dog? thet get insecure each other and start fighting,BETA and OMEGA behaviour

there is no way to mogg an big black moor goldfish, they are peak animal performance

air is low test, water is where chads are at

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I'm glad I live in a civil country where shit like that is regulated.
Animals are an absolutely no go at places like a gym. It's dangerous, unsanitary and something a reasonable person wouldn't even consider to do.

I've only seen a service dog like once. Bunch of gym thots wouldn't leave the damn dog alone for like 5 mins straight.

look at cats and dogs, they follow you every place you go, get sad, get depressed

put a goldfish in a goddamn tank, he will bulk like no other and grow past his limits, he will never show affection towards anybody, he already knows what life is about and deals with it, a fearless creature, goldfish dont even panic by the time they are dying, they just fight it off and dont five up like truly warriors

what does an human when he knows hes about to die? cries

what do dogs, cats or anyother mammal do when it gets sick? just laid all over and dont do shit

goldfish swim till its over, and you should lift till your last day of your live

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If I thump the glass, will you die?

These are laws in America, its just that people ignore them and nobody really enforces it unless an "old fashion" person speaks up

if not about dying is abour feat

It would be extremely painful

You’re a big fish

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I was at world's gym Oceanside a while back. There was a dog running around In there. How disgusting.. much unsanitary

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I go with my black friends sometimes.

No

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The gym, like almost everywhere else, doesn't allow vultures inside.

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Why do you faggots always have to circlejerk each other with absolute reddit tier memes

Funnily enough some cunt kept bringing his “support cat” which would wander about being a massive asshole and disrupting workouts. He must have clawed me half a dozen times before I accidentally let my bar roll over that miserable piece of shit. Faggot was fuming but the gym owners hated him so they took my side

i hope one day someone lets a bar roll over YOU

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that's a damn fine specimen right there

>mews for jaw gains
kek

nothing beats working out in my homegym with my cat

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lmao

Dubs of truth

Redpilled but not based

i like how you left the new balances on the dog

Nah but now that I have a cat I wish I had space for a home gym so I could get swole with my little bro

>tfw when the ancient egyptian cat-god is pleased and gift you beautiful digits.

Because to have the respect of a cat shows determination, effort, and the ability to truly care for an animal

Having a dog shows that you're able to feed it enough to stay alive, and that your house is probably covered in hair and shit.

Dogs are also for people who need constant attention from their pets. The chad and chat have an unspoken acknowledgement and have no need for constant affirmations of affections

Yeah I bring my cousin tony to the gym with me, I've seen him ohp 4 plates, he's totally animal.

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Cats are good judges of people

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I am the ANIMAL at the gym

Got a gym aquarium here. Sucks to be landlubbers

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theres a dog at my gym that runs up to people when they are squatting or deadlifting and it scares the fuck out of me.

I wish he would do it to me so i can "lose my balance" and then sue the gym

And just like that the (you) hungry faggot ruins the thread

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Same user?

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I bring an animal to the gym every time I walk through the doors

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yeah i bring my black friend haha

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Baneposting started on Jow Forums and is one of our most respected traditions you faggot

nah, different cat. My cat is a ginger like me

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Lol

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i want to focus on lifting not focus on avoiding squashing some cunts cat

Honestly I hope you stay dyle you piece of shit

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>tip the receptionist more than the bear wranglers
>they get pissed and let the gym bear destroy the plate dispenser 2nd time this week

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This meme is missing the worst parts.

>Shits all over town for people to step in and pisses everywhere to stink up the town
>Barks literally non-fucking-stop annoying everyone

oh lawd he comin

you did good user. fuck that asshole and his stupid cat.

fag

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one time my dog snuck in and licked my head while i was chilling on my bench

home gym master race

Cats are stupid and worthless

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Gym on, Catborn

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