Is drug dealing the most high test hobby? I've never been laid this much or felt this good since I started

Is drug dealing the most high test hobby? I've never been laid this much or felt this good since I started.

Before you faggots say anything about jail keep in mind that risk taking is a high test behavior and only idiots and black "people" go to jail for doing this. You get to meet bitches 24/7, make money sitting around doing nothing, and get free respect and social connections. I was stuck in the NEET hole and this is the only thing that got me out and into the swing of life again.

Why aren't you selling drugs Jow Forums?

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>drug dealing
>as a hobby
chad as fuck

>I was stuck in the NEET hole and this is the only thing that got me out and into the swing of life again.
Get yourself a real job user

No one respects any drug dealer. People who buy drugs off you don't respect you, they get drugs from you to have fun with their real friends. They don't like you. They only like your drugs. Have fun with the money, but there is nothing high test about being a drug dealer. No one respects a drug dealer, they are literal scum always.

imagine falling for an internet meme this hard.
read a fucking book on physiology my dude.

Weed are for degenerates and it lowers test. You are scum for selling this fucking poison. Die scum

I have a real job too, I just sell on evenings and weekends. It's easy especially in college theres no shortage of customers. Just a little extra income to spend for fun.
But people respect what? Bankers? Programmers? There's literally no job that gets you more respect than this other than being something like a CEO or doctor.

Yeah, but do you use your own drugs?

You're not respected for your jobs newbitch. You're respected for your virtues. Cultivate some and get the fuck off my board. This has nothing to do with Jow Forums

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>insulting people for not committing felonies
Literal, not figurative, nigger tier. Stop bragging about plowing people that whore themselves for drugs.
Climb a mountain if you want risk, and teach yoga if you want to get laid. Hell, there's a lot of overlap in those two.

Sage

Hello FBI

Putting two and two together, the people that respect you are college stoners? As in, literal children?

One interesting challenge to the conventional wisdom was the statistic that the majority of crack dealers in the 1990s lived with their mothers. In the late 1980s, at the height of the so-called “Crack epidemic,” a sociology Ph.D. candidate named Sudhir Venkatesh decided to research poverty in poor neighborhoods of Chicago. Sudhir visited apartment buildings on Chicago’s South Side, many of them very dangerous. On one occasion, he encountered gangs who threatened to kill him. Sudhir met a gang leader named J.T., a college graduate who’d briefly worked as a manager. J.T. agreed to let Sudhir study how he ran his gang. Sudhir got to interview gang members and even record gang meetings. One of Sudhir’s most important interviewees was a gang member named Booty. Booty gave Sudhir some priceless information: four notebooks full of the gang’s financial records: drug sales, business strategies, death benefits for dead gang members’ families, etc.

Firefighter, nurse, plumber, etc

Why would anyone take a job that offered a one in four chance of being murdered? For the same reason that people move to Hollywood or wake up early to lift weights: because they want to succeed and “make it to the top.” Furthermore, many of the people who became foot soldiers in Chicago had no clear alternatives—they couldn’t get an education or find a safe, well-paying job. So the problem with crack dealing is the problem with so many other professions: a lot of people vie for a small number of “prizes.” One consequence of this feature of the crack business is that being a foot soldier doesn’t pay very well—because the demand to be a foot soldier is so high, wages are low. Many of J.T.’s foot soldiers left the job after they realized they weren’t going to be promoted—but more foot soldiers would always replace them.

>honestly unironically believing something is wrong just because THEY say it is

I've never shot anyone or hurt anyone. Its literally no different than selling coffee. Go ahead stay on the straight and narrow and make mommy proud while I actually enjoy my life.

Hope you get caught cunt. You come here talking shit about being high test yet you're fucking low test for attention whoring here. You won't get any validation here. Unless you sell roids noone will support what you do here. You're a shame to the human race

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Oh fuck off.
Within normal boundaries there is nothing wrong with selling drugs.

Someone screencap this please.

I respect Fighter jet pilots and firefighters.

Damn, did you just quote black "people" like they aren't people? That's cold

no, everyone who agrees with you is in your imagination or potentially

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Weed isn't wrong. I'm currently posting in (not as OP). Hell, not even committing a crime is inherently wrong.
I'm saying that bragging about being a drug dealer and sleeping with dumb college thots that only want what you can give them is the thesis for twenty different rap albums. You are acting like a jungle bunny, a moon cricket, an antique piece of farm equipment, and you're doing it here of all places.

>get thots who are literally prostitutes (if they'll fuck you for weed they will literally take dick in an alley for cash, the lowest bottom teir pussy)
>get "respect" from stoner manchildren and nogs. No respect from anyone who's actually worth a damn
>respect in the same way you respect a good pizza delivery guy
Drug dealing is a gimmick for creeps who can't get pussy or "respect" by actual charisma or personality or achievement. People use you to get a product they want, they don't want you.
Stay bottom of the social ladder though, you aren't wanted in the upper rungs.

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>the kid who thinks he’s better than everyone else for not consuming a substance
>the kid who realizes how much of life he missed out on after he turns 30
>the kid who supports his arguments with pictures of real men because isn’t man enough himself

ahhh there you are

Get fucked OP, you're a shithead

Drug dealers really do get a lot of respect from kids who are 21 and under and still find drugs to be really mysterious and amazing. Also cool to drug addicted hoes. Nobody else wants to deal with you though so enjoy your immature friends and slits.

I know you think you're really cool and too smart to get caught but that is simply false bravado and even you don't believe this deep down. There's still a statistically likely chance you get busted, end up with felonies on your record, and in the end you'll be broke with no real friends when get out and you'll be working cuck jobs the rest of your life because nobody hires trash like you

I sell weed, mainly to late 20s to mid 30s men that are single or dating teenagers, estranged from their kids. also students and housemates friends, I do it to get through uni without a loan. I don't think you deal mate. It's stressful as fuck, dealing with pricks 24/7 never getting 5 mins to yourself, stressing at new numbers firing your line and trying to keep a low profile and these scum you sell to think you're mates and will tack on to you in public whilst you're in proper company. Fucks your sleep, that lowers test enough. Stop larping.
>bitches
Gtfo outta here, most girls are too scared to buy their own and send a lad out to pick up for them

Dude. Go watch High Maintenance. you're running your business all wrong.

What does this board even consider high test nowadays? This is my first day back in months due to shit quality and this board has only gotten worse

Maybe its where you live because its not looked at scary or out of the ordinary where I am. I'm a likeable guy so girls would rather shop with me instead of the wiggers who are putting on a fake tough front to seem cool. Generally deal with the same rotation of customers on repeat. Like I said I have a real job so its not my main income.

I don't really have time to watch a movie give me a rundown

fat chicks are high test

Everyone's on gear here, most people smoke spice it's a shithole. Nothing unusual about it, just not an area lasses go out on their own in

Move or work in a wealthier area. People still need weed, there's just less cops and assholes.
Unironically rich people are way better.

Never said anything about anyone fucking for weed. All I'm saying is it provides a social springboard to travel around and meet new people. I have plenty of relationships that have nothing to do with this at all. I'm not sure why people seem to think that bodybuilding is so different from this. The goal of both is to have more to offer to the world around you. Would you be mad someone likes you for your muscles? Everything you do builds skills and character that stay with you for life.

LARP

This has nothing to do at all with fitness.

how much did you start with and what

You only bring your body with you to the grave. My body at this point would at least flourish a fucking garden. Plants would die if they take root at a junkie's grave.

Don't fucking compare the discipline it takes in bodybuilding to weed dealing. It take a hell lot more to build muscle than to deal weed. You're fucking scum.

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When I was selling MD caps in NZ I was making thousands of dollars a week and fucking a new girl every week all while working a full time night job

Best Summer of my life. I promised my current girlfriend I'd never trap again

>selling drugs
>builds character
Wew

Everything builds some type of character. Go read Hesse's Siddhartha.

>not taking drugs is missing out on life

How much of a bogan bushpig are you?

do girls really fuck guys for some fucking weed or ecstasy? jfc

Yeah

Jow Forums is so fucking sheltered jesus christ
you guys complain about being virgins while the answer is right here

Looks like everyone on here got their information from a Netflix original. If you can see why people risk brain damage boxing and playing football, risk their lives rock climbing, and join the military for fun, you should be able to see why someone would deal for the thrill of it.

Spreading your vagina is free. It’s very, very easy to do.

>im a nigger drug dealer and crack whores fuck me for dope.

Congrats OP, you've finally made it

Oh gee any other gems of wisdom pal

Why’d you stop in the first place? I know you probably still get the urge to. It’s a crazy story to tell the grandkids one day though

Have fun OP, and be safe. Use it to your advantage as much as you can. Nobody after college will respect you or care, but that doesn't matter to you for a couple years, I'm guessing. Be careful of people who are putting on a friendly front just so they can get cheaper/free weed from you. Don't turn into a stoner, I know it seems cool now, but it will really fuck with you post-college, and being a stoner will make life a little bit harder than it needs to be. Hope you meet new people and get to go to some fun parties. Just remember that the more you do it after college, the harder it will be to move up in the world.

t. 29 year old boomer

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PS: It isn't a high test hobby, sorry. But stop worrying so much about what is or isn't high test and just find hobbies that better yourself (dealing weed doesn't count). Find something that you can do with your hands, metal or woodworking - that will be good for you

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seething cuckfags

Thanks dude I'm glad someone in this thread can see it for what it is. I don't plan on building my life around this its just for the moment. I'm not the type of guy to owe anybody money either and I don't take unnecessary risks so I'll likely be safe. Definitely will look into something like woodworking or maybe architecture because I do like the idea of building and creating something that has lasting worth.

You're gonna make it, lad

i started dealing when i was 17 just buying shit off of dreamarket and giving it to my friends to sell them at their schools. For each sale they owed me 3$ of the profit. Eventually I started making like 100$ a week for doing nothing but ordering carts and dmt. I only ever smoked twice i never was into it drugs much myself. But it started getting to the heads of my buddies... The one kid stopped paying me my money so I had to beat the shit out of him. Then another kid, but since he heard about the first one he got a knife but i brought a bat and wacked him on his head. Cracked his skull so i called 911, was training to be an emt at the time so I was decently prepared to help him. Luckily he didn't remember anything and I just said we got into a scuffle and he fell. Anyways I got out because I didn't want to deal with being so violent with my buddies all the time. But I feel like if I got a few more dealers that weren't into drugs then I would have made bank.

All in all I only made about 1200$ over 3 years. But I delegated all the criminal activity so I couldn't get caught (one of my friends did) and never sold any hard drugs

Do u work at gnc?

>implying Jews aren’t pushing the weed meme hard
Lmao

12000*

starbucks

Real dealers stays low key, as soon as they run their mouth and be cocky about it those are the ones that get busted. Successful dealers are the ones that Doesn’t look like one and keeps his mouth shut. Even on the internet

Why of course it is, dear user.

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>sold few grams of weed
>look Jow Forums Im making it
>IM EL CHAPO

So I guess you already made enought profit on the side for lawyer and bail right kid?

Lol imagine going to jail for weed, good thing it's legal here

You're right dude I should probably try to stay more lowkey its easy to let it get away from you

>nurse

>look im gonna be drug lord one day
I know your fucking type in this game,you are looking for some action for your ass because you are too bored. you come from well to do family or average family with not enought parents attention.

I know you bitches,,,I would buy from you for a couple of month few grams here and there,,, and then talk to you about buying some quanity shit. youll be hyped but you wont show me it,because you know you gonna make good profit. when the deal is seal,the first time I will tell you my friend have the cash I came to see if the shits good,the second time I come in with 3 friends with rhyno physique and we clean the place and you gonna be left with the look of shock in your eyes....

Because I’m not a nigger.

>beating people up for less than minimum wage

If you’re just selling weed I think you’ll be ok, worst case scenario you’ll just get a house arrest depending on the quantity lol

>buying some janky shit from some weeb 23year old kid
>living in WA and getting weed for half the price that science has gotten a hold of and is shinier than diamonds

Pick one

It's only a matter of time before you get caught if you're dealing directly. All it takes is one of the people you sold to getting pulled over while carrying weight, and you're done. They'll take them down to the station, sweat them for 10 minutes, and they'll fold immediately. They'll give the cops your name, number, and address for a reduced sentence. I guarantee you're dumb enough to keep federal amounts of weight at your house, so when the cops show up with a warrant and toss your place they'll have more than enough to lock you up for a long ass time.

>Is drug dealing the most high test hobby?
no, I sold weed and boost throughout most of high school, then sold pills in clubs for a while, the only way it's high test is it's confrontational a lot of the time but that's only because people try to take the piss, plus sooner or later most people only speak to you in the hopes of free drugs, you don't get respect you get a bunch of lick arses, also it isn't sustainable as a job I know a couple people who sell full time and they mostly hate it but haven't worked in the past 5 years so don't have many better options

anyone who thinks selling drugs is good hasn't done it and anyone who thinks the people he sells drugs to like him is deluded

I respect astronauts and civil engineers that make my commute safer

What virtues does an average person have that someone who sells pot can never have? Uninformed and bluepilled stoic poster.

Oh hey Tj.

Not being a degenerate.

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t. beta

Selling pot is stupid unless you’re a grower in which case it’s basically just your job because you probably live somewhere it is legal.

>x is worse and happens so y is fine!!!!!
shut the fuck up and get a better coping mechanism you doped up retard. i hate you fucking potniggers so fucking much.

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disgusting get
not poisoning fellow countrymen with brain rotting SHIT
self control
dignity

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>Furthermore, many of the people who became foot soldiers in Chicago had no clear alternatives—they couldn’t get an education or find a safe, well-paying job.

Literal nigger tier thought-process,
Anyone can get a job anytime retard

>thinking selling ((((their))))) product is high test
The absolute state of college DYELS. Post body or gtfo, keep your degeneracy on /b/

This is how I've always viewed dealers, they're usually weird criminal type people.
Worst is when the dealer wants to hang with you for a bit before he gives you the drugs or he wants to smoke with you. Like shit man I don't want to hang out with you.

Cop reporting. Get laid more than you and get to take you to jail :).

I sold everything before I moved countries. My brother would need to send me a new pack. He wanted out, and my girl wanted out

It's hard sometimes though. Actually working a hard ass labouring job when I could make what I make in a week in a day

>cop reporting
AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
I may be a degenerate fuck but at least i'll never be a cop. You may be the buffest, strongest person in the world who fucks all the pussy but you're still a cop. Holy fuck you're pathetic.

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How do I get started selling MDMA?