Sex healty gen

>b me
>holiday in the mountain with mates
>ski apres drinks
>innocent tiny qt bartender
>start taking rounds of tequila shots
>bartender joins in
>gets as drunk as us
>I end up taking her back to my hotel and rawdawging
>3 weeks later
>stings when I pee
>go to doctor
>lmao nigga you got the clap
Reminder to wear a condom with hoes. She was a sweet looking asian girl. I never would have guessed

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>Fucking the female bartender
You asked for this

>I never would have guessed
Asian women are mostly whores, not a surprise

At least it's only the clap

>tfw can't stop fucking sluts raw
I really need to get tested before I get a gf

>>innocent tiny qt bartender
>Innocent
>Female
>Bartender
>Raw
Lmao dude you're dumb as fuck. Shame she didn't give you AIDS. Now remember to wear protection so you don't infect actual innocent girls.

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food/ bar service workers fuck everything moving, its not suprising she gave u the clap

Same, I've fucked about 12 girls raw in the past year and still haven't gotten tested. Also fucked about 20 different prostitutes, what are my odds boys?

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Closer to 100 than 0

rip

You probably have gay cancer AND will get a letter from a lawyer stating that you must pay child support for the next 18 years to a woman whose name you already forgot.

Plenty of stds are latent or dont show symptoms in half of carriers. Some of the easy to fix ones (like the clap) can even make you sterile after living with them for long enough

>Reminder to wear a condom with hoes. She was a sweet looking asian girl. I never would have guessed

Always assume the worst. aka that she has oral herpes and HPV and if you let her lick your logcutter, you're going to have a bad time.

Hey frens
I'm 19 years old and a virgin, but I'm 95% sure that I'm getting laid tomorrow night. Should I go to the gym that day or nah? Haven't jacked off recently, should I do that? Any other general things I should keep in mind? I'm a little nervous desu.

Thanks anons

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Do work out, do not masturbate.

What site/app is this?

No symptoms no problem.
That's my philosophy.

god damn i hate gooks such insectoid fuckers

if you're thinking about it this far in advance you're already doomed. don't go there expecting to have sex or you're going to blow it.

See
Also dubs checked

If you are a wankster like my self i would not jerk off the day before.
Your death grip probably numed your dick a bit, so unless you want to pull your self off i would not jerk it until after.

>Reminder to wear a condom with hoes
You make the same mistake in your post again. Sweet looking asian girls can also be hoes, we don't know the ho. So use condom always.