Vegetable thread

>Asparagus tier
Asparagus

>aspergers tier
ftfy

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Wrong

>Shit tier
Potatoes, (tons of fast carbs, shitty as a vegetable)

>Pleb tier
Sweet potatoes (meme fad vegetable, fuckton of fast carbs), iceberg lettuce

>Peasant tier
Romaine lettuce, Peas, Celery, Cucumbers, Bell peppers, onions, tomatoes

>Patrician tier
Spinach, Kale, Arugula, Carrots, Beets, Radishes, Eggplant

>King Tier
Broccoli, Cauliflower, Brussels Sprouts

>God Emperor Tier
Broccoli Sprouts

>Transcendent Goddess of The Nine Dimensions Tier
Ashitaba

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based and red sunned tier:
kabocha, Japanese sweet potatoes, napa cabbage, mung bean sprouts, daikon, carrots, burdock, bitter melon, shisho, miyoga ginger, mountain yams, okra, eggplant, lotus root, spinach and assorted mustard greens

>Absolute top tier
Sweet potato, cauliflower, spinach, broccoli, green beans, cherry tomatoes (not a veg but still), eggplant

>good tier
Tomato, carrot, peas, celery, garlic, onions, seaweed (counts)

>eh tier
Cucumber, bell pepper, lettuce

>no
Beets, radishes, potatoes

>nobody's heard of resistant starch potatos.

Yikes

Wow you know like 4 vegetablss

Swiss chard is based along with watercress.

Look at all the retards here that don't eat potatoes lmaoooo

as opposed to low quality omega 3? Fucking brainlet

bet these fags are stuffing themselves with loaves of bread instead

>CARBS BAD
>POTATOES BAD

>resistant starch potatos
>fancy fibre
k

god tier:
broccoli, asparagus, arugula, red onions, garlic

absolute shit tier:
brussels, kale, celery

MODERATION + VARIETY
there, i solved nutrition and diets forever.

>White nigger vegetables
u fags dont even lotus root or bitter melon

It's the price to pay to avoid 3 minutes of cooking

>kale is dogshit
>no brussel sprouts

Kys

>all omega 3 is the same
>there is only 1 kind of omega 3

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wtf why nobody has mentioned yet zucchinis
they're >good tier

Based Ashitaba-san

Bake my vegetables in olive oil @ 425.
>potato's
>broccoli
>carrots
>onions
Toss in chicken and Italian seasoning.

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>hating on kale
Total pleb, IT GIVES YOU ENERGY

>He can't name three different omega-3 fatty acids off the top of his head

Heh, nice try kid, you're not even at 1% of my power level

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>God Tier
Purchasing a share in a CSA (Community Shared Agriculture) farm where they deliver you a box of fresh veggies every single week that can feed 2 people.
Direct from farm, in season, fresh, always a variety and dirt cheap.
>Good Tier
Doing group purchases w/a friend, coworker or neighbor to bulk buy veggies from smaller groceries usually run by Chinamen or Koreans or Italians
>Meh Tier
Frozen vegetables
>Dogshit Tier
Going to the grocery store and buying globalist produce that is shipped in from Mexico/Chile or fuck knows where at 3x the price of above

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Ever since I started eating half a head of cabbage a day my shits have been massive.

bump

>god tier
Onions, carrots, celery, potatoes, garlic
>ok tier
Everything else

Fight me

WRONG. Carrots don't belong in any high tiers

WRONG. Potatoes are okay tier. Barely nutritionally better than sweet potatoes if you look it up

Based and asparagus-pilled

Also wrong about potatoes, but you're on point with everything else so I'll let it slide

>god tier
Spinach, onion, brussel sprouts, broccoli

>everything else tier
everything else

>fruits, roots/tubers included in vegetable category
wew lad
vegetables are leaves/stems. they're just crunchy water and/or poison.

>itt we don't know the difference between fruits and vegetables

>god tier

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