Who else /large bladder/ here?

This

Go get checked

Homo

This whole thread is more autistic than that user that writes down what people say in coffee shops so that he knows how to have a "normal" conversation.

You sound fat.

I was once bladder mogged to the most extreme level
>be at friend's house to play vidya
>bathroom is on same floor as his room
>he tells me he is gonna take a piss break
>he runs off to the bathroom and I chill in room
>its taking a weird amount of time so I check in on him
>I hear the sound of peeing and am a little surprised someone could pee for that long
>but it doesn't stop
>I swear to god he was in there for over a minute
>I've tried so many time to come close to this length but I can even break 45 seconds
>it doesn't even sound like a wimpy piss you can hear how hard this guy was peeing
>finally he comes out and he sees me standing there super confused but he doesn't even say a word and we walk back to his room
>never talk about it again

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>be me a few weeks ago
>need to piss after a hour drive
>walking through city nearly pissing myself
>go into store
>they have a toilet
>as i enter the toilet lady tells me its 40 cents to piss
>only have a 10 euro bill on me
>she tells me she cant give me change for it
>has a fucking pile of change on a plate
>ask her why not
>store_policy.jpeg
>tells me to go change it on 2nd floor at cash register
>go to 2nd floor
>at least 5 people waiting in line
>nearly piss myself
>go back to foilet lady begging her to change the money, explain i can barely hold it
>laughs with a smug telling me i have to get change upstairs
>this fucking whore
>go back to 2nd floor
>theres about 15 people in line now
>fuck
>finally my turn and get the change
>go downstairs
>throw the change on the table next to the plate without saying a word
>hear her say something about not having manners
>enter toilet
>piss on the floor
>piss in the toilet brush holder
>piss all over the toilet paper
>spit on the mirror
>exit toilet
>tell the lady theres no more tp in the stall
>she goes in to check
>grab a handfull of change from her plate
>leave store

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based and pisspilled

Underrated

You retard that's how you get a distended bladder and lose muscle contractility. Not to mention a UTI.

I have this weird hobby where if I’m having a shitty day or I’m just pissed off, or if someone at an establishment treats me poorly I’ll go to the bathroom and piss all over the place. Everywhere but into the bowl. I’m a piss mogger too. I’ll make sure to piss on the toilet paper, all over the sink, the back of the toilet and wall behind so it runs down and slides over the floor as I’m leaving. Basically just spins around and soak anything I see. Sometimes I’ll video tape it and send it to people because who’s gonna stop me? The police? The government? Kek

Alright, but how about after two beers?

why the fuck does pissing feel so good? I sometimes hold in my piss ON PURPOSE so it feels more satisfying when I unleash a behemoth stream.

>tfw as a kid always thought dudes that could piss forever must have huge dicks

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Interstitial cystitis fag here. I’m never gonna make it.

that's somehow slightly innocent and wholesome
you should be removed from society

I just want you to know, that if I knew who you were I would 100% piss all over your house.

you're not wrong

>t. bladderlet w/ micropenis

my sides

Son, I know how to insert a catheter and I'm not afraid to use that knowledge

Check out the dude who is going to lose all his gains in a few months.
>because you'll be dead from cancer

>that user that writes down what people say in coffee shops so that he knows how to have a "normal" conversation
Post it.

ITT

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i wanna believe this is real

holy shit thats good

>pissing next to someone and mogging them

>tfw piss every hour because I drink a lot of water (caffeine in the morning doesn't help)
>feel like a bitch going so often, but every piss is a massive fucking stream that mogs everybody at the urinals

I broke a minute in the second grade. I vividly recall that piss. Step it up.

based and pissymess pilled

Found one of the videos I made a few years ago.

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I've been on this stupid fucking website for way too long. I remember this webm.

I've never identifyed with posts as much as I do right now. Jow Forums is absolutely pisspilled

>missing the paper tower/handryer dispenser

PEE PEE MOMMY

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Why you piss like you're busting a nut

> studying in the city library
> need to pee
> small toilet on this floor
> walk in, there's a single trough that a guys using, plus the stall is occupied
> awkwardly stand there waiting for him to finish
> pissing forever, can see him writing his name or something, pointing his dick everywhere
> door opens behind me, guy stands way too close
> Ok, pisser is free, batter up
> Unzips
> nothing
> Shy bladder
> Feel eyes of the guy behind me burning into my back
> Come on bladder, we've got an audience, open up
> Not even a drop
> Give it a few more seconds
> Fuck it, just bail
> Zip up, put my head down and wash my hands
> Look in mirror, this dude is giving me a total wtf look
> Walk out just as he starts pissing like a horse
> Get back to my desk, let out a little bit of piss.
> Fucking wet patch on my brown shorts

holding piss in is super bad, youll get a uti. and your spincter muscles will get lose. youll be shitting and pissing yourself by the age of 40.

It's called pissmogging you basedboy

Delightful.

Don't listen to this fake stuff. Everyone knows pee is stored in the balls.

Think I already know the answer but should I see a doctor?

>28
>Have to wait most times for pee to happen
>Sometimes stand over toilet for a couple minutes
>Sometimes the stream is weak, start/stops
>Can cum no problem, and even shoot it quite far
>No other pain or discomfort, and this has gone on for years
>Used to think it was shyness but it even happens when I'm home alone

Does that sound like something serious?

You've got a narrow urethra, bucko.

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That's some excellent pelvic floor control, keep it up.

>couple minutes
Yes, this is serious. You're in your twenties. It should take a second or two to start your piss stream in private. In public restrooms, a few seconds, or even waiting for somebody to leave if it's a high stress situation, isn't odd. But a couple minutes, even alone? You have a urinary issue, or a severe mental issue, either of which need addressing.

Nah man you gotta have that fire hose effect

Do you have a lot of anxiety in general?

Quick googling seems to fit what I'm dealing with :(

Max 2 minutes, or I just sit down and it happens.

I wouldn't say so

Maybe 3-4 times in my life the thought of how it would be embarrassing being unable to pee in front of someone, and suddenly I couldn't pee. I quickly realized the thought and fear of being unable to pee can easily make you temporarily unable to pee. It could easily be something like this. If it's physical, no clue. Should definitely talk to a doctor either way though.

satisfying post, also based

Wtf is this thread?

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I am 5"9, got 36 ounces in one go before

Flexing with the amount of urine you can excrete
>Amazing

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my sides, they hurt

i actually had a few baths last week for the first time in like 5 years because i was feeling like shit. i pissed on myself (not face) for some reason and it kinda turned me on.

based and peepilled

I know a guy just like this
Posts his piss videos on snap chat every time

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Y'all bitches ain't worth nothing next to my piss prowess.

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Thank you user, made my day

No way that's natty

just so you know, toilet cleaners have seen it all, your piss means nothing to them. all you are doing is making sure the employees know you are an autistic freak

God, I wish this was real

fake and gay

Nothing quite like standing 2 meters away from a urinal and arcing that stream perfectly, mogging everyone with your piss parabola

Jow Forums is an autism containment board.

I've seen this webM before here

I was in the hospital a while ago, and had to record how much I pissed out. I think my max one day was 1300ml in a single piss.

fake and gay

he's hiding a water bottle in his pants

I'm 6'5, 210 lb.

Nice cope, bladderlet.

you do realize that the people who pissed you off aren't in charge of cleaning that up

yer a right cunt

I was actually feeling bad for the ones who have to clean it, it was more an attack of blatant disrespect and dominance marking towards the management if anything. Thanks for easing my guilt though.
That’s what I do, wonder if I’m the same person?
I connected with this on another level man

You might have enlarged prostate, get it checked, its a finger in the butt inspection don't enjoy it faggot

We need to add a piss length goal to 1/2/3/4

You're literally subhuman barbarians who should not be allowed among civilised men. You don't deserve civilisation, go into a forrest, live and die with your kind.

You have a useless dick and it can't be solved. Just die.

my record is pissing out around 5-7liters, maybe a little bit more if i had estimated the exact amount.

who here /weirdplumbing/?

i have a low-flow dick that produces a good amount of urine but comes out slow like a garden hose fixed to a wide pipe. im a grower with a big ol dick but when its soft its like a fucking inch long and i think the eurethra slinkies up and makes it hard to pass water sometimes.

what do

Where do you live so I can piss on your prpperty

woah, so brave

>tfw my heart hurts if I hold it in for a few ninutes

Everyone in this thread needs to see a urologist holy shit

Based and basedpilled

Once drained 3.1 L from a man at work.Had to empty the catheter 3 times during the process. It was amazing.

Did you dress up as a terrorist for Halloween?

>tfw shy bladder
>"Just piss bro! Get a little drunk brah!"
I CAN'T. I can't fucking piss if there is someone nearby. What if I really have to go and only possible place is public? Well fuck you still can't. Immense and unbearable pain as the bladder is way too full but the muscles your unconscious controls simply will not let the piss flow. People have legit died from their bladder's bursting. The most embarrassing way to go.

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I’ll piss on you while you sleep

This thread is giving me vivid memories of this club i used to go to that had 1 toilet (no urinals) and two basins. The toilet was always kept in terrible condition and someone would throw up on the floor by 11pm every time.

Anyway, long story short i remember waking in and just seeing 3 guys pissing on the floor, one guy pissing out a window and two guys each filling the sink up. One of the bros just said "c'mon in" and i just starting parabolaing into the sink with him. Good times.

>Heavy sleeper, sleep all night long wih no interrupions every night
>Wake up in he morning
>Immedialy go piss
>piss for a solid 3 minutes at a minimum
>annoy the shit out of my family
>Only piss once or twice for the rest of the da
>still manage to have crystal clear pee because I still drink a lot of water
Honestly my bladder is probably the part of my body I'm the proudest of

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Shoulda pulled an alpha move and told him to shove off so you could piss

How do I get bladder capacity gains?

no, that's Jow Forums