This man slaps your girls ass. What do you do Jow Forums?

Actually you did look like a pussy ass bitch when you got your face smashed in, and your girl will be less attracted to you for ever, maybe even cheat on you as she now sees you as a weak male unable to protect her

I would summon one Stipe Miocic or one Derrick Lewis to do my bidding.

Well no matter how much I trained I would never be able to beat this man, so what is your point?
I mean the other option would be to call the police for assault, or just do nothing.
Which one looks best to you?

Slap his girlfriends ass, then we proceed to slap each others asses and have just a great time all around. Laugh about it a couple weeks later over a couple beers.

Say thanks for the high five

I'm just making sure you understand reality, because you seemed confused in your initial post

shoot him in the knee with a shotgun make him suck my dick with a gun to his head and after i cum down his throat blow his brains out

I still think the initial post is the best option. You can still laugh after you got your ass beat and say 'hey babe at least I tried lol'. If you own it and don't act like a bitch I think it's pretty attractive and alpha tbqh senpai

Literally required to get my ass kicked by him. Thankfully this situation allows me to just hit him without even communicating, but the chance of me knocking him out when he didn't expect the punch is still extremely low.

yeah but you might as well stand your ground. I mean if you just submit to him immediately your girlfriend will also never look at you the same and will probably leave you.

So you have to decide if you want to immediately look like a fucking pussy, or possibly get your ass beat. The latter is honestly more ballsy.

Ngannou would never do something so heinous. He's a total bro.

>TFW this will never happen to me
Always a gunpoint rape bridesmaid, never a gunpoint rape bride ;—;

I'd say "what the fuck are you doing bro" and publicly ostracize him for being such a perverted coon as to sexually harass a stranger, especially my girlfriend, in broad daylight, appealing to his sense of chivalry by mentioning his UFC career or his martial arts accomplishments as well as his family and children if he has any. I'm attempting to make him feel like he is being a disrespectful boy and not a man. This is the only chance I've got to maintain control of the situation. If I fail to establish some kind of control and he's literally niggering on me, I pray that I can reflexively hit him as hard as I can in the face or dick, or I would continue to shame him, implying further that he is not behaving like the higher man, or otherwise insulting his intelligence. Black people usually don't like buying into tropes or stereotypes so if I can convince him of his immaturity I might get an apology. I might have to escalate physically and he has a lot of edges on me but I am doing everything I can to emerge from the encounter victorious. Afterwards, I would joke with the girl cynically, and passively slut shame her, attempting to make her feel bad about responding to basic instincts involving social dominance and to think about family and duty, and make her afraid of change enough that she doesn't think about it again. My previous remarks in my altercation with the man will bolster this point, regulating his status in her head to be a "thirsty fuckboy" even though he probably has a 9 inch cock and could crush my head like a beer can.