So I cummed on my boss's ass today

So I cummed on my boss's ass today.

I work in an office and my boss is this sexy ass milf in her 30's with dat ass dat everything, always wearing tight business outfit skirts and pants showing off her sweet angus and tight body, i probably jack off to the thought of her atleast 5 times a week. Well lately weve been renovating the office and things are pretty tight in there to move around it kinda like a maze or some shiit. Well today im going out on break and theres these 2 desks beside eachother and theres barely any room for 2 people to walk by in and wut do i see, my boss walking towards me.

I try to act cool but my face becomes flushed and it doesnt help that her tits are bouncing up and down as she walks, we get to the point of the desks at the same time and we kinda awkwardly try to walk by each other. We kinda get stuck a bit by the desks and shes facing away from me and her ass is right on my crotch, the second i feel this im in pure ecstasy and acquire a semi instantly. Her big juicy angus and me are now stuck and were trying to squeeze by each other and slowly moving through but her ass is grinding right up on me, i know i am about to cum and i tell her to move faster for the love of god, shes like wtf but i cannot stop at this point.

I blow the biggest load this month so far and i get transported to another dimension, my fat load starts to leak through my pants and onto her skirt, shes turns her head and see this and says omg are u serious. We finally seperate and i fall to my knees and begin to speak in tongues, waves of more orgasms flood over me, i crap my pants and begin to cry. I was immediately fired but i feel like a new man now and will masturbate to this memory forever.

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based story op sounds like you had a rad day

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Holy shit kek

Post her picture

Clinton approves.

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Her big juicy angus

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>angus
Didn't finish reading yet but this is a great thread.

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BASED MAD LAD HERO

>fucked your milf boss
Fake. You wouldn't have the confidence cuz fapping 5 times a week.

>being unfamiliar with the Angus Advantage

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>waves of more orgasms flood over me, i crap my pants and begin to cry.

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Learn. How. To. Read.

Based if real

One of the most absurd and obviously fake stories I've read on Jow Forums.

Congrats, I guess.

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how many former miscers are on Jow Forums

i stopped going on there in like 2011. when did it become an incel forum

>I was immediately fired
actually laughed out loud at this part, not bad OP

>hfw

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i was pretty much the same, left after zyzz died. iirc some of them tried to split off and create an unmoderated version of the misc but it never took off. unsure what modern misc is like

low quality

She didn't do it on purpose?

>it's fake
OP literally comed and shitted his pants and you have the audacity to call him a liar

You retard fuck. Zero reading comprehension.

ebin

Don’t you know how to read retard? Kill yourself

>orgasms flood over me, i crap my pants and begin to cry

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Memory was worth it. Cherish that one.

good work user glad you've also achieved Chad status.

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best chuckle I've had all week

>later virgins

Stop talking like a coon.

Noice b8arooni fag