/fph/ - Fat people hate

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These fatties must be so annoying to deal with. They think they know everything and more than doctors.

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This has to be a joke

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source:
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What the fuck

When do we gas the fatties?

>Well, my body isn’t strong: I have an undiagnosed abdominal disease that makes me violently ill multiple times a week. I have myalgic encephalomyeltis, which renders me so exhausted after little to no exertion, that I feel like a zombie in a pretty dress. I have severe tissue damage in my ankle, forcing me to limp. I have fibromyalgia, which fucks with my memory and makes me feel like a human pin cushion. I have polycystic ovarian syndrome, an illness that causes my hair to fall out, my breasts to develop pus-filled abscesses, and my ovaries to hurt like hell (even when it’s not that time of the month).

>Sometimes I'd let myself go
>Other days, I'd starve myself
>Diets don't work

Kill it pls

Bpp

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Putting sugar in coffee is one thing, but putting it in tea?
FFS

Would rather sugar in tea than in coffee. Both taste shit to me tho

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>be me
>at train station on my way home
>there's 2 sets of stairs right next to each other, one set is regular stairs and other is escalators
>escalators are busted and two guys are working on fixing them
>fat bitch comes along
>rather than simply taking the stairs she asks one of the guys how long the escalators will take to fix
>"dunno"
>fat bitch just stands there waiting for them to be fixed
>I have a 15 minute wait for my train
>can see stairs across from my platform and fat bitch is waiting the whole time
>it literally would've taken 10 seconds to just walk up the stairs, or walk to the back of the station and take the disabled lift
I hate fatties so fucking much. Fat men aren't so bad, it's fat women that do all the worst and laziest shit

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>Literally thrown out
Not even Hafthor Bjornsson could literally throw that 700lb fuck

>that image
How did that turn out?

A 2L bottle of Coca Cola costs £1.90 in Tesco in the UK. Supermarket brand costs less.

This is after sugar tax. Is this really out of reach of the poor?

It is when you drink a box every day

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I put honey in tea and usually nothing in coffee.

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Why does she talk about her body likes it's a separate entity from herself. Bitch, that is YOU. She's acting like she's a bigger person because her body has wronged her and she's forgiven it anyway. She is so deluded she can't even see that she is experiencing the consequences of her own actions.

How the fuck did he get that big without stretch marks?

based

>springfield
this happened in the simpsons too

based korean pastor

>the march continues
>for like 30 minutes, because they were too fatigued to walk more

it does come off as blunt and mean, but it actually sounds really sweet in a way.

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I live in Philadelphia. We instituted a "soda tax" around 3 years ago. Local politicians now run on platforms about abolishing it. Stores have little plaques by the bottles stating that the prices are higher because of the tax. Poor people are livid.

The kicker is that the tap water here is pretty decent. I came from a rural area with a well, and I usually hate city water, but this shit isn't terrible. I don't understand how people drink enough soda for this to effect them in any tangible way.

>god keeps trying to kill this thing, but it just won’t die

A soda tax is retarded.
Just tax sugar if you really have to be a cunt, taxing sugarfree is counterproductive

tfw no chubby bbw asian gf

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>sugarfree
Sugarfree sodas increase hunger

>A soda tax is retarded.
It's paid by the distributors and stores, and the funds go directly to the schools. Granted, it's a stupid, feel-good solution, but it's better than nothing.

This was done as a "public health initiative," too. You can use sugar responsibly. If you drink enough soda for this to hurt you, you aren't using it responsibly.

Fat people believe that drinking water is poison

Ok Jow Forums
You have to pick 3 of these pretty gals.
>fuck
>marry
>kill

Marry the richest one... then kill them and make it looks like an accident
Fuck the one with the mustache... with a knife
Kill all the others

>kill
myself

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Assuming there'd have to be a gun to my head. What's preventing me from choosing to take the bullet?

Always based, always redpilled.

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Best answer.

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based korean pastor

>i weigh twice what I did 4 years ago

my friends gf was exactly like this. she was and still is a stupid, annoying, obese hog of a woman, no personality, no desires, no hobbies, no interests, no apparently goal in life, unable to make or hang onto friends, and incessantly complains. somehow she managed to remain "sane" by completely dissociating her consciousness from her mental illnesses and dumpster of a body by turning them into separate entities. overreacting and acting like a crazy person? no it was my brain, it wasn't me. can't walk up a flight of stairs because she's too fat and out of breath? my body won't let me, it isn't my fault

total fucking insanity. these people are without help and should be ignored if not forcefully euthanised

>fuck
None. I may be a recovering fatso, but I still have some dignity
>marry
See above
>kill
All of them

>that llama
o boi am i laffin

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>Fuck
Bottom left
>marry
Bottom right can look better with some diet and another haircut.
>Kill
Top middle

500 calories my ass, left is still chunky

Found this in South Korea the other day. Ahahahahahahahaaa I love how Asians don't give a fuck.

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Did she mean 5'000 cal?

The only correct answer

>Instructions for fatasses are in english

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FPS from last weekend to go along with this goblin’s 3 digit BMI
>be me, college fag, work at a camp ground Friday - Sunday, 2-3 weekends a month
>general duties are just patrolling around, making sure no ones dying, the people up here aren’t trashing the place, moving shit around for the different departments (rangers, carpenters, forestry, etc.) in these bins around the camp grounds.
>have a few co workers that are all similar age
>get paired with this fatty for the weekend, we are both 22, male.
>Co worker drinks soda with every fucking meal, brings nothing but candy for snacks through out the day, sits in the office all day and never fucking walks around, admitted he has never gone to the gym, has no plan on losing weight, all the food he brought for the weekend is Fat Burger, McDonald’s and frozen hungry man meals, he’s over 350lb easily
>get tasked with him to move everything out of this carprenty bin and into the new bin that’s ~50 feet away.
>carprenty bin has 16 sheets of plywood that are 4’x8’, a few table saws, some sanders, some 2x4’s, a splitting axe, some shovels, three bags of something heavy which weigh probably 50lb a bag.
>we begin emptying everything out and just laying it on the ground, this goes alright
>get to move the plywood now, they’re long but only weigh 20-30 pounds each
>we move them by having both of us hold each end
>by sheet #3 coworkers face is bright red, he’s breathing so heavily I legit fear that he’s about to have a heart attack and I’ll have to radio the rangers and preform CPR
>he takes a 15 minute break to drink 2 cans of Coca Cola from his cooler box
>I have yet to break a sweat, it’s a beautiful day, perfect weather.
>we resume
>move 4 more sheets
>fatty takes another break for more coke.
>this goes on for the next 3 hours for a task that probably would take 2 fit people 1 hour
Fatasses are just a drag on efficiency, I can’t imagine what it’s like working with an obese woman

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10/10 edit

Ever been to the southern U.S? Sweet iced tea is a very common drink, and when they mean “Sweet” tea they mean fucking sweet tea, not some table spoon of sugar in a pitcher, we’re talking about taking a 5 pound bag of sugar and liquifying it and throwing a few leaves of green or red tea on top.

She has a pretty good throw.

It's the same but with more complaining

The one that wrote that definitely is. If I'm not mistaken, that was made by Ragen "You can be obese and healthy, but I have to cheat to finish a 5k in less than 1h" Chastain.

Imagine having to cheat a walking pace 5k, lmao

As someone who works with families and kids and noticed 90% of the white families are fit and actually care about what their children eat and participate in their children’s fitness, while all the groids and beaners eat whatever the fuck they want, when they want. I support the idea of the brown masses viewing fitness as an evil white thing to do.

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NICE TITS, WHORE

poor lil incel

>devote your life to saving other humans and learning everything there is to be learned about the human body
>rigorously study for often more than a decade, lose hundreds of hours of sleep and possibly years from your lifespan due to stress
>experience the trauma of your patients dying, feel extreme guilt and contemplate your worth as a human being
>all for some fat subhuman to give you attitude

POOR LITTLE REDDITOR

My parents are visiting at the moment and they bought a tonne of soda. They're leaving tomorrow so I guess I'm just going to pour all that shit down the sink.

>spend thousands of man hours learning as much as possible about the human body and everything that can go wrong with it
>obese, problem glasses wearing bitch gives you attitude about something that should be common sense

Lol, isn't this completely wrong tho.
Neanderthal dna which is almost primarily found in white people has genes that support fat storage.

Is meant for

Top kek

Found the Britbong

This is what (((they))) want for us. When this landwhale inevitably dies, her body will be owned by medical companies because of her infinite debt. They'll sell off the organs, the skin, blood, marrow, every usable part of this human cattle. You have no Idea how good it is to be Jow Forums and free.

All of her organs are almost useless though

Born and raised in the south and I still can't drink that shit. Some restaurants make it so sweet you can't even taste the tea anymore

This bitch is reacting like she’s the hambeast from that greentext about the guy feeding dollars into the Bad Body Talk jar
> Good. Tell them we’re having donuts
When really the doctor was most likely trying to be as nice as possible or at least clinical about it

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Vegan vs Fatass - Who wins in a fight, No muscle or no energy?
Also, we all know Fat vegans exist

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>Who wins in a fight
fatasses could just sit on them

It’s common to put sugar in tea in Britain.

>what is the black market?

based azn

Sweet tea can be great after doing a lot of farm work. Used to help out my granddaddy on his farm growing up, and grandmomma would make sweet tea for me and my cousins when we were done.

And? Storing fat =/= being an obese sack of shit, Blacks and Hispanics are still overwhelmingly more obese than whites, good try with muh Neanderthals argument though.

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yikes!

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>90% of white families are fit
I see you're not from the bible belt

based koreans

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