Mire thread

na, I was pretty drunk but didn't think she was that attractive. My friend thought she was though

I was at the gym this morning and a 6/10 with a fat ass and GLORIOUS tits asked me if I knew where they kept the medicine balls. Funnily enough, an 8/10 half Asian girl whom I see regularly walked over almost immediately and started hovering around us.

It's the first time a girl has ever approached me at the gym. They usually just stare at me.

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some thot got handsy at a house party with me. then i ignored her and boiled some eggs

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When we were out drinking with work, a cute coworker told me "wow, every time I see you your shoulders are wider", I replied "haha thanks". Later that night she told me she feels like she's missing out because she's been with the same boyfriend for the last 10 years and he's "chubby"

I sometimes literally just dress nice and walk throught the city for a few hours catching different glances from people.
Sometimes a single innocent smile from a single girl can brighten up my entire week. I never act upon any of the smiles though

>be bulking on peanut butter
>thot sits by me on the park bench
>she's kitted out in full gymshark gear
> she moves closer to me
>our shoulders are touching

>she smiles
>Can I have some peanut butter user?...

>i take the spoon out of my mouth and put it in hers
>we both have peanut butter in our mouths
>we kiss and eat each other's peanut butter
>we withdrawal from each other
>a string of saliva connects our lips together
>we look passionately into eachothers eyes
>we go at it on this park bench in clear daylight
>intense make out session proceeds
>she giggles and spreads her legs
>Can see her lips
>grab her gymshark elastic waist band
>yank it down exposing her bottom half
>pull the pants off
>breed her

How long was your piss?

>be me
>21
>lifting for 2 years
>get invited to party of 8/10 womanfriend
>haven't seen her in some time so am exited
>told her I've been getting in shape though
>gottakeepthemwarm.jpg
>ffw 2 weeks to party
>arrive early cause I'm having dinner there
>sitting at table with womanfriend and 4 female roommates
>at some point silence takes the room
>womanfriend eyes me
>"so user, are you planning to take your shirt off any time later tonight?"
>5 women start eyefucking me instantly
>autism kicks in
>mind shuts down
>awkwardly stare with silent "haha yeah..."
>feel the moist getting sucked out of the air around me
>all 5 went full Sahara
>got drunk later that night out of shame

Gym finally paid off boys

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>wake up

>start lifting about a year ago as a 6”4 lanklet
>only start making noticeable gains in the last 4 months
>girls in my social circles start mirin, “omg user your looking Really good!” “Your arms are getting real big”
>feelsgoodman but don’t really care not doing it for the chicks
>guy friends start to get annoyed, always saying “you work out too much you’re gonna burn out or hurt yourself”
>constantly inviting me to go clubbing or out to dinner. I go once or twice a week but when I do they just talk shit about “how I’ve changed”
>”you used to smoke and drink with us all the time user. Are you too good for us now?” Sort of shit
>All comes to a head about 2 months ago when my best mate joins army and we have a big ass party for him
>one of my mates brings along some qt3.14 he met at the club the night before, he’s gotten a bit drunk and is all over her
>she s not interested and is just trying to have a good time but he’s proper suffocating her
>she comes over to where I’m at and I offer her a drink
>mate comes over and starts yelling about how I’m “stealing his girl” and shit
>qt is visibly uncomfortable from this, I’m super confused because I hadn’t done anything at all
>he knows I’m too autistic to make a move on any girl let alone one of my friend’s
>other mates back him up and they tell me to leave
>tell them to fuck off and stop being insecure faggots
>armybrah says that I should go, I’ve done enough tonight
>didn’t even do anything

You never told me that basedboys got angry at you once you make it

Basedboys* they’re not based in any way

An ex gf I saw for the fist time in a while asked if I've been working out because my biceps look huge (they don't, but she's a dyel normie). I just told her I do Zumba

took a stall, strong flow, over a minute long I'm sure. One of those long, overdue pisses you take when you've been drinking all night and holding it

met up with my childhood friends a few times in the last month. been told i've lost a lot of weight.

no mires from the ladies yet.

actually........yeah, a classmate complimented me on my haircut.

Are they based or not brah?

Getting negative mires from the parents

>Be recovering /fat/ty
>HIIT 6 days a week, eating very healthy
>Notice plenty of changes, inside and out
>"user why haven't you lost weight?"
>"I have been, maybe I'm plateauing or replacing the fat with muscle"
>"Your stomach is supposed to be way smaller"
>"You lose fat in the extremities first"
>"I don't want people to think you have a disease"
I realize whats going on here
>"Are you trying to help me? I'm open to suggestions, or are you just feeding me BS?"
>Parents say some incoherent sentence
>I cut them off "Look I was over 400 pounds, this takes time. I'll remember what you said and then remind you in a few months"
>Parents go quiet

Not letting it get me down fellas, I'm paying for what I did to myself.

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Based

my prehistoric aunt said i look good last family reunion

what the fuck brehs

Thatta boy

Don't listen to them user, you're gonna make it and they're gonna mire you soon

Based, good shit user.

Nah, my nose is revolting.

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you're really sociable user

Basedboy autocorrects to basedboy for some reason so they’re not, I just gave up after a couple goes

>go for a run in the park
>shirtless because nice weather
>all the females are staring at me
>rest for a few minutes
>sitting on the grass
>break out the jar of peanut butter I always have with me
>start eating it
>qt blonde bitch is giving me the eyes
>she walks over shaking her ass with every step
>I offer her some peanut butter
>she licks it off my finger without saying a word
>I wink at her and spread some on my abs
>she licks it off like as I tell her she's a good girl
>I check to see if anyone is around
>all clear
>pull out my dick and put a dab of pb on the tip of my dick
>she can't get enough of it
>out of nowhere some dude pops up and is yelling at me
>he grabs her leash and pulls her away
>I run away before the cops get there

Bang her you faggot.
>inb4 muh morals

Oy Vey?

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>have few friends and barely go out
>cousin invited me to a pool party in which i wouldn't know anyone which was fine
>thought it would be a good opportunity to gauge the reaction to my 1 year old gains >asian qt with big titties complimented my arms while we were in the pool
>we made out and later that night I fucked her bareback no fucks given

Felt good man, too bad my autism still makes me a shut in. People are just too much to deal with.

Same weird feel

I know I can but I am not a piece of shit user

there'll be days where the wall that lets you cope goes down, and everything on your conscience will haunt you

sure thing buddy

Sorry, I'm not jewish - but polish though.

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Wow, that was unexpected.

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Imagine outting yourself as a newfag twice

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absolute kek lad

Sometimes a girl maybe looks in my way haha

Based and eggpilled.

i dont even lift but im decently attractive and when i look a girl in the eyes i can tell when they get that "oh shit" feeling that we all do when we talk to someone attractive

girls can sense that big dick energy

feels good every time breh

you're making it don't stop

>6/10 backpacker chatting up me and chubby mate at pub
>palm her off to him, stop talking to her
>she keeps trying to bring me back into the conversation and feeling my bicep
>"I'm in town tonight only"
>pub shuts early, group decides to go skinny dipping
>I ditch to talk to some other tourists while they are swimming
>come back later
>"why didn't you swim? I wanted to see you naked"
>just say "ok"
>moves towel so I can see her tits
>have a look, nod, say "nice" (they weren't) and go back talking to mates
>she ends up rooting my mate
Fast forward to next morning
>mate says he felt like he just barely won her over from me due to dumb mistakes I made
>mfw that was the plan all along but won't tell him so he gets a confidence boost

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nice blogpost you fucking dyel twink

embrace the hate and let it make you stronger user

just remain humble

>be at work in a grocery store
>evening shift is a bunch of teens
>work until 5
>cuties come in when my shift ends
>start changing clothes, down to tank top
>notice this girl staring from the corner of my eye
>look at her
>she realizes she's been staring, looks embarrassed
>smile at her as I leave
>blushing.mpeg

feels good bros

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you have to eat all the eggs

>pub shuts early, group decides to go skinny dipping

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you'll see one day

Don't give a shit about the story but do any anons know what bf% would get you as vascular as this picture

lel, yeah I can't help it. Even a few beers deep I have trouble talking to women. I've grown up around dudes my whole life, all my friends are dudes, I have a bunch of brothers. Never learned to talk to a woman or make her laugh. Need a lot of practice in that area and I'm approaching the wrong side of 30.

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What is a mire exactly? Is it when a woman makes eye contact with you? I notice quite a few women looking at me when I go out, but I can't tell if it was because I was looking at them first. I always just end up looking away to not seem weird.

>Ex-gf pulls some crazy shit and the relationship ends very badly
>Have always been crap at talking to girls, but am 6'1" and rather ripped now
>Graduate from med school a few months later
>Start working as a doctor single
>Work at a hospital with a cohort of about 50 recent graduates
>First night out with fellow junior doctors
>End up being alone with easily the prettiest female doctor among the group - about 5'8", blonde, blue eyes (I always end up going for people that look like me)
>We kiss
>She asks me out on a date
>Agree to one date where she lives, and another where I live
>She stays at mine, we cuddle (nothing more)

>Next morning her friend criticises her for "shitting where she eats"
>Her friend also gets annoyed at her for "taking the only hot doctor"
>She jelly

Anyway, me and that female doctor recently celebrated 6 months together. Turned out she was also very well off, which is nice

Also:
>Find out through my GF than the nurses on my ward made a list of the attractive doctors
>I'm on it, she won't tell me where
>She's a bit insecure since I'm apparently around nurses that very much fancy me (fair enough)
>Later she admits that I'm actually at the top of that list

That said, she gets plenty of attention too, but obviously most nurses are female, and there's a power/authority aspect to it I reckon

My mom didn't mire me but she said "let me see your muscles look how skinny your legs are getting!"
>t-thanks mom

Here's my nose. See?

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Nice, solid piss dude.

roastie denial/ignore is my fetish

>be at work
>cubes and phones, males and females all ages
>fat 4/10 19yo in break room is good at bantz
>i'm making coffee, fuck it i'm addicted
>she has a big hooked nose and a light moustache
>she pretends to throw a punch at me to get me out of her way
>i stand there, 'go on then'
>she punches my belly
>eyes wide, 'what have you got in there?'
>we both see the possible joke
>i let her push her hand on my abs
>always been proud of washboard gut but never been vain enough to show off or take pics or any of that shit
>she's amazed, probably never been around anyone with a solid body
>her reaction makes my dick as hard as chinese algebra
>actually jerk it to the memory that night
i think i'm going to fuck an ugly fat workmate guys, at least she smells sweetly clean

I laughed a lot at this idk why

thanks man

dont do hiit 6 times a week my man, the last thing you want is to lose muscle mass and make your metabolism even slower.
Just keep eating clean, do your hiit like every three or four days and lift weights three or four times a every week and wait for the results, they will surely come.
Dont try to rush it doing Hiit so much or you will fuck yourself up.

anything under 8% is gonna do that, depending on what you start working with tho

hey man, happy for you, you good

I knew a guy who would pull low just to dump his nuts. Sometimes he would see what awful crap he could get them to do and very rarely he would jerk it with the tip on their pussy, acting like he couldn't get it in. When they were all wet and hot he'd jizz all over the place then get a clean up blowjob. You think Jow Forums has some embryo narcissists but this guy saw people as either tools or obstacles.

Thanks brah

I had a qt smile at me when I was getting out of the gym today. She was going in to the gym so I figured I shouldn’t bother her. Should I have talked to her?

I don't know, what do you consider a mire?

I'm king of manlets at 5'11, 180lb and ripped, but I never get any attention for it. Only my mom and grandma have said something to me, other people close to me don't give a shit unless I actively move the conversation to fitness related things (which I hardly ever do because it makes me feel like a douchebag). I'm a sperg, but I guess that doesn't make a difference with people you don't know.

I guess I'm lucky that I don't lift for girls, otherwise I would stopped a long time ago.

>I guess I'm lucky that I don't lift for girls, otherwise I would stopped a long time ago.
This is like saying if you lift for strength you would've stopped because you weren't instantly strong
Never gonna make it

Chick I’ve been known for literally a week

>meet her on hinge
>mention we should get a drink sometime
>get her number
>randomly asks me to come over one night
>walk into, see her and her friend smoking weed talking about whatever
>friend leaves, she jumps me after ten minutes
>try to fuck her, need lube because it’s that tight literally a vice grip
>go back over on Wednesday, never stops talking about how hot I am and good my body is when I get there
>have lube, bang her silly
>says I’m like a statue when she I walk away to pee after sex
>lol
>go back over on Friday
>FaceTime her brap friend, literally says who is that and says I’m really hot when she is talking to her
>just another day of making it

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>this is like saying if you lift for strength you would've stopped because you weren't instantly strong
No it isn't. Do you even read what that user said?

ive had one or two from people that come in to the shop i work at but they are nothing compared to the dad and granddad mires i had last weekend. i doubt nothing will come close to them saying they are proud of the man ive become.

Well I got one from an art hoe and a gay guy. Art hoe was cool, asked me to come over to her place but then proceeded to get way too fucked up. Gay guy said I looked like I had “crazy vampire sex” and that I could probably pin him against the wall with his feet off the ground. He was chill for a second, and I didn’t mind it because it was hilarious to my friends, but I bounced when he attempted to establish contact. It was a good weekend for mires all around I guess.

Shoulda said, "depends which of you will join me" or something retarded like that

>fucks somebody she just met over a phone dating app
>smokes weed regularly with friends
>only talks about your body
>friend is a brazen thot, birds of a feather

i'm being genuine when i say i hope you wore a condom, and if not be careful, this chick sounds dirty bro, and not just physically, she sounds damaged too, or bpd

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Newfags gonna fag

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lmfao

>5'11, 180lb and ripped, but I never get any attention for it
>I guess I'm lucky that I don't lift for girls, otherwise I would stopped a long time ago.
If you are lifting for girls but quit because you aren't getting any attention from girls, this is just quitting because you haven't gotten the desired result so you just give up.
If the equivalent isn't just quitting because you aren't strong, tell me what quitting because you aren't getting the desired results looks like in terms of lifting for strength.

>work in office
>supervisor is super nice boomer lady
>always complements my bod says she has a daughter my age
>wants to hook us up
>fast forward to last night
>part my at supervisor’s house
>all the coworker are there
>meet her daughter
>hot as fug 8/10 blonde
>turns out she’s already got a bf
>”sorry user I didn’t know lol!”

Stupid bitch getting my hopes up for nothing.

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NO.

NOBODY FUCKING ADMIRES ME

I DON'T LOOK LIKE A HOT CHAD

I LOOK LIKE AN OGRE FROM FUCKING MORDOR

FUCK YOU Jow Forums

IM GONNA GO LIVE IN THE FUCKING MOUNTAINS WHERE I BELONG

>after sex
>laying down with the girl
>shes with her head on my chest
>starts passing her hand all over my upper body
>squeezes my shoulders, chest and arms multiples times until she falls asleep
> i'm 5'7 155lbs
> shes 5'8
> was at a motel that had a mirror at the ceiling, so i was watching the whole scene
>i had the american psycho look at my face and smile through the whole thing
>felt like a champ
>hard work really pays off
>seeing a taller feminine body laying next to me and being submissive to me made me really proud and confident

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you give me hope

we're all gonna make it brah

based

Isn't it pawn her off not palm her off?

holy shit my sides

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based

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brit/ozzie slang lad

Yeah bro "only if ur lucky" winkydink.jpeg wtf were you thinking

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Well done user

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