How many of you are successful with women?

The government gets involved after 2 years regardless here. I'm more concerned about God than than the government. They cant even keep a Prime Minister to term, how the fuck do they have the authority to oversee a lifelong vow?

I've been with 9 girls the past 2 years. not sure how that really stacks up with the rest. I would probably pull more but I'm a hermit and only use tinder and never go to bars/clubs/parties

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>tfw only child
>tfw never saw a father have a friend my entire life, arrogant narcissistic asshole
>parents both pretty asocial
>never taught me any life skills

lol

Give advice now, dirtbag

wow I feel so bad for you guys. I wouldnt trade my brothers and dad for anything

I've slept with 32+ women (i havent kept count in a while) had sex with 5 different girls last year. I'm not very succesful but i do alright

i've been with 20 something girls as someone in my mid 20s

so i guess

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same

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>not very successful
kill yourself humblebragging faggot

Tinder girls are really choosy. so you got to make sure you schedule your dates like next date or 2 days away at most. If the date goes good ask if they want to binge a show and eat pizza/cuddle. they should know what you mean but the phrasing helps them to think they arne't a slut. If they say they don't know or no then just ghost them and move on to the next girl.

tips for tinder pics can be found around here but I have like 1 fuckboy selfie gif, one pic with me and my dog. and one muscle shirt mirror selfie

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>submitting to the rules of your imaginary friend
Even more cucked

Do you guys consider being able to get a gf as being successful with women, or are you talking about being a shallow I can get one night stands every once in a while guy

I was quite successful. Then i joined Jow Forums.

liked and subscribed

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>if you don't have sex literally the same day as a first date just ghost them

wow

21 year old virgin, currently lifting for my waifu

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I used to be. Tinder ruined everything.

Im not bad with women, I just don't care. My mom says I have a big ego but I don't, or at least I don't think I do.

Can I use a cat instead of a dog?

I wouldn't call 5 women in a year very succesful. If you knew how many attempts there were you would almost think its sad.

didn't say that. the movie shit is the 2nd time you would hang. also that doesn't apply to girls outside of tinder. tinder girls aren't of the same caliber

Had sex with 14 women. 12 of which came from the post 5 months. Might've been more or less but had to focus on career shit for a month and put it on the side. Been with my current gf for about a month and a half. She spent the night yesterday and we had the sex.

If I can do it than anyone can. Also, women are overrated. Would gladly trade in my success with them for some of the careers you faggots have (male nurse and 100k programmer LARPs can fuck off)

27 and have literally never even asked a girl out so yeah. im actually pretty good at being funny and making girls laugh but yeah being ugly as fuck, weird, autistic and a loser means i dont even bother

27 year old virgin
had a gf in high school so im not kissless

I do good with women, but i'm gay so I keep rejecting/ignoring their advances , that makes them feel more interested.
I even had a girl who invited me to her flat and cooked delicious meals for me. I never gave her the dick.

should work if its a cute cat or a cool pic. maybe try to get your cat to perch on your shoulder for a cool pic

I'm pretty solid surface level but also have higher standards for chicks who I would spend alot of time with/be in a relationship with. Being fit helps but it's about the overall self esteem and knowing that you have good stuff to offer.

The real secret for guys who have alot of trouble talking to women is understanding that chicks are just dudes with vaginas. Sure the dynamic gets a little different in a relationship but at base level try talking to a chick the same way you would talk to a dude.

boomer here, i offer you the best advice I can...

>Take care of yourself, dress half way decent, groom yourself, find suitable (expensive) cologne to make your own. Pay for a proper haircut ($40-$60).
>develop self confidence in whatever way you can, take on new responsibilities to prove it to yourself. Women sense confidence more than you can fathom, and even a 6/10 guy can do well high on legitimate confidence.
>treat women with respect when they are worth something, go out of your way to take care of them. This goes with being assertive, literally all women like a man to take some control, and all good women like to be treated like a lady.
>Get your finances in order, earn much more than the average loser male. You should be paying for everything that a truly quality woman needs, even if she doesn't ask for it...a real dude knows his role. There is little better in life than being able to provide luxuries for a beautiful woman who loves you back.

I beg you to heed my advice, it will save you a great deal of pain and self doubt.

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I'm very succesful with 5/10s with low self esteem and very high alcohol content in the blood.

Autistic reporting in

got rejected by a girl friend who i developed a crush for
still meet almost every week
im too old for this highschool shit

same bro im about to try and bench the feelings away

I'm 27 and a kissless virgin, never even been on a date or even asked a girl out in my entire life, never been on a dating app, nothing. And to my knowledge, I've never even had a girl ever interested in me.

Just really a combination of things. One is being ugly which I've been told online and in real life. Main thing though is never really having had friends since middle school, so HS, college, etc I just never was around people socially. Honestly I've never had trouble making girls laugh and being funny which people always say is important, but when you are a loser socially there's no motivation to even try with a girl

I am bad with people in general. I was a smartass as a kid and people hated me because of it, that made me extremely self-conscious as a teen. Never really grown up on that regard.

is there anything better than that moment where she takes your dick out for the first time and has that look of shock and excitement on her face?

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Lol Did that already

Define successful.

I'm 27 now. I banged 17 women between the ages of 17 and 24, then no more. Decided to focus on my career and stuff and I think I took it too far and became more socially retarded. I can probably still get laid at a bar, but it would for sure be harder and I'd definitely needa hit on more women than I used to to be successful.
But also I don't really care enough to because I'm not where I want to be yet.

i wish i could experience that. im a manlet and also emaciated, but i have a pretty good sized dick (7x5) and it looks even bigger because of my frame. i would imagine a girl would be blown away if she saw it and probably think its 9 inches. too bad it will never happen haha

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I bet. I'm 6.3 but really girthy. I had one girl call it a monster and I laughed at her horrible measurement skills. Girls would probably think you have a pornstar dick

Agree with all except the haircut and paying for a woman.

If you're paying $40+ for a haircut you are getting jewed and more than likely go to 1 of those pretentious hipster places. Go to a barber that is priced around $20 and has a good reputation

As for paying, on the first few dates that's fine. Ideally she will split everything. Only pay for things if you truly like her and even then it should be for basic things like a nice meal or a movie on a special occasion. Paying for every meal and so on is the guaranteed way to attract gold digging sloots that WILL use it as a chance to cuck you if you don't set some standards

My hair looks pretty good and I get it done for like 20 bucks from a retired lady thats a family friend. Its a really good deal

im in my late 30s, I like women a lot, I find it easy to talk to very beautiful women and date them, tinder made it 1000 times easier, i've gotten better at it over the years, i don't have kids and don't want to get married, for most of my life I wasn't very rich or fit, nor am i very tall, mostly it's just about confidence, educating yourself, and cultivating yourself, etc. Holding a bunch of resentment toward women and hating on them (the sort of nonsense ive seen spring up on Jow Forums in the last decade) won't help you date them or get along with them or have nice relationships with them, though i can understand why it must seem appealing to frustrated young men

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Well the last two girls i was attracted to i got to fuck so i havent had a failure yet i spose.

Old people are best barbers. Always trust boomers with decades of experience than some faggot in a plaid shirt

she's an old 70's/80's rock hippie too so we get to talk about shit like dio and black sabbath. its pretty nice

Yeah, it's nice. My sister was a stylist for 5 years. I could get really good haircuts for free, but I throw her 30 bucks so she has more cash for my godchild.

>i think its because i had no brothers, only stupid crazy useless sisters.
i know that feel bro. and on top of that my dad left when i was 12

Sounds good. Saw KISS live last Thursday so I'm sure I would have a good time. Good for you, user.

let me clarify; the $40-$60 figure is tip included. A good reliable stylist will charge between $25 and $40, and you should tip accordingly. Good hair makes the look, and makes you feel great.

If you can't at least make an attempt to pay for the woman in your life, you must subconsciously know that she is not worth it. A quality woman will leave you with no doubts, you will want to do everything in your power to treat her right.

Same chief. We'll get there one day

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>The government gets involved after 2 years regardless here
Probably will never involve the government or them even being aware of it unless there is a legal dispute vs signing a form that officially involves the government
Hmmm yes they both involve the government so its equal

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