/fph/ Retarded HAES Dietition Edition

HAES is Health/fitness creationism. It's pure denial of all science relating to health for emotional and ideological reasons. It's on par with anti-vax.

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lmao implying your insurance company gives a fuck what you think is healthy and unhealthy. IF you're a fat fuck they will raise your rates, theyre trying to help you

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This one's kind of military related but nobody likes a fat military wife.

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These threads are offensive. HAES is settled science! Try having sex for once, incels.

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But everyone in the Navy has one.

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I'm pretty sure that there could be some rationality behind this kind of thinking and at times it could be advantageous to just follow your instincts. Like example if you get a sudden graving of a certain fruit or nuts etc. could be a sign of a certain vitamin deficiency and these gravings are just your body's way of telling you what micronutrients you are lacking and what you should eat to balance things out.

But these fucktards just turn this fine idea into some perverse way of justifying the eating of garbage everyday because they are addicted to unhealthy sugary shit and fast food that contains unnatural mixes of fat, sweet and salt topped of with chemicals that no human ever during our evolution had the opportunity to taste, throwing all the reliance on our tastebuds to trash when it comes to determining what is good for us and what isn't.

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IDK if I wanna make fun of that. It's not aesthetic, but still commendable.

Every profession has its quacks who slip through the program and manage to stay incompetent despite the field's best efforts.

It's just especially obvious in nutrition since there's an eager audience of self-absorbed fat fucks that's always delighted to have their bad choices in life affirmed.

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Sure it’s better than your average obese person. But I’m not sure I want to commend her for being able to stand on one foot. When I was younger I had a higher bmi so I played defensive line. I never got a pat on the back for being able to run.

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Hahahahahahahahahaahahaha

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Imagine the smell.

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How she is qualified to be a dietician is beyond me - most of them in my uni are relatively slim, i.e not fat as fuck

I have yet to figure out if they are happy or mad that Weight Watchers is offering the program free for teens, but I’m going to guess mad

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>jumping off the box at over 200 lbs
snap city bb

>motion blur indicating using momentum rather than actual leg strength
>bad counterbalance positioning
>not en pointe, standing right on ball of foot
She's not demonstrating technique work here, it's all flexibility from a kickoff. A physically able person who has never stretched before in their life can do that in a month if they do regular ham and hip flexor stretches

A moment of silence for this hambeast's knees and ankles

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They're mad, but they're too fat to actually move out of the house and protest so they're staging a "Twitter Takeover."

Shes strong

>they're trying to help you
Lol come on my dude

>sitting on a horse as it struggles to lug you around
>exercise

>Japanese society frowns on being overweight
>government literally fines people for being overweight
>obesity rate in japan is 3%
why are the japs so based?

Ive said for years that america should attack obesity the same way it attacked smoking. But if Obama and michelle “get them niggas movin” flotus couldnt pull it off i dont see it ever happening

lmao, good luck. Attack on obesity in 'murica would cause all jurnos sperg out about racism, sexism, bodyshaming, etc...

Isnt this also a means of population control since their birthrates are in free fall? Like try and minimize deaths since population is declining?

It won't happen because of the food subsidies set up here. Corn is one of the hugest subsidies we have, and that shit goes in everything like sodas, candies, other junk food, fake meats and even fillers in processed food like frozen dinners. Taxing obesity would mean a decline in the purchasing of products using shit like corn which would get corn lobbyists to shit themselves trying to prevent it. And as the other user said, the sociopolitical climate here is retarded for that kind of thing. The leftists would screech bigotry and the neocons would pull the "muh freedoms" card

Also if a jap is fat, he's fat in a semi-healthy way, not amerilard tier fat

Like look at them, that's considered fat there, while in europe/america it's the average

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Great work for her, I'm glad she's on a good path

For some reason fat japs look uglier than fat burgers

It made me sad to look at that, think ‘wow they’re pretty big’ and then realise it’s true, most western women eclipse them even here is Australia. We used to be a fit as fuck nation :(

Tobacco had major lobbyists as well. Thats an obstacle not an excuse

Michelle obama literally attacked it and was met with the most resistance from the right which blew my mind. Pizza is a vegatable is the biggest embarrassment to this country in history

The right and MAGATARDS lost their absolute mind over it, hilarious to see betas post their fat fuck hero here like he has any qualities worth admiring.

I'd still find it cruel even with a big boi like this

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That was before maga

The right didnt lose their mond. Nobody gave a fuck except big corporations who lobbyed against it. It was pretty well bipartisan among the regular voters that ya obesity is a problem even if people didnt take what she did to heart

Actually had my japanese yearly healthcheck mark me as obese because BMI over 25 (1,83m, 85kg, ~18%BF).
Pretty triggered when the result came out.

Tobacco also gets like 1% of the subsidy amount that corn gets ($60m vs ~$5b), and the corn makes up a good chunk of the US GDP compared to tobacco. That's a lot more than just an obstacle

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Are those todays numbers or from the 50s/60s

Damn that's a big fucking horse

Figures from 2017. Officially the US government stopped outright subsidizing tobacco 15 years ago, but there's been some legal fuckery that allows the farmers to get that kickback

Like i said its a pipe dream but people probably said the same shit about tobacco in the 40s when even 12 yo boys smoked openly

Based

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Based.

Bitch took over the fridge.

>tanks sales for all time and unintentionally spawns a new indie comic scene to outsell her
Based, thank you ladies.

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Is she trying to cause a concussion?
I know fat people are stupid but not THIS stupid

My guess is that the stairs are too narrow for her and she cannot see where she is going because of her massive gut, so just like a cow in a stairwell, she's afraid of going down and falling, so she slides them down instead.

So if we got rid of all of these drains on society, that should free up enough food to end world hunger. If not, we could cook them up and send them over to the 3rd world shit holes. You could feed a whole village for a month with one of these ham planets.

I don't understand what's happening, what did she think would happen?

Is that what happened? Which comic books did she write and whats the indie stuff happening?

>population control
The issue isn’t necessarily warm bodies, but a terrible ratio between working age and older people. A higher mortality rate might actually be helpful, it’d disproportionately effect older, more unhealthy people, but all the expensive non-lethal problems that come with it make it not worth it (ignoring ethical problems)

I can see where they’re getting at, “dieting” in a traditional sense doesn’t work for normies, they need to change their eating habits as a whole. Visited the intuitive eating website, they make some gold points, remember even eating 2000-2400 calories will make these fatasses lose weight

I can’t even remember what the original looked like.

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Graving?

What did he mean by this

Why are here shoes so dirty? Trained on chocolattepaper?

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>You could feed a whole village for a month with one of these ham planets.
You would be surprised. One of those butter golems probably has enough fat to power a generator for a week, but they likely have less muscle than a healthy person. There was an image somewhere where someone described the atrophied muscle mass of a morbidly obese person, but I didn't seem to have saved it

An easy way to exploit fat people

Horses can manage 10% of their own weight on their back. A warmblood, 170 cm withers, has normally 650-700 kg. So the rider shouldnt be more than 70 kg.

>but anyway, horseriding is unethically as zoos and circus, fat crying gurl.

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>Healthy at any size dietician
What kind of food does she prescribe, hamburgers and pizza?

At least it’s exercising

If your body was smart it wouldn't have gotten to 600lbs and be diabetic

> 1 year later

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My friend joined WW and managed to lose between 3 and 4kg a month since January. The points system is helpful to her because it helps her keep track but she said calorie counting and macro tracking were impossible....

How.

I'm not sure I could do that....

As a horse owner I'm glad they put a weight limit on there rides

You are wrong

>Be HAES dietician
>It's okay to eat whatever you want! If it tastes good, then it's good for you!
>That'll be about $350
>Repeat for the next 15 patients
Sounds like one hell of a racket to me

She is and she isn't
I'm pretty fat, and when you pack on the pounds you really start to notice how doing that kind of thing is dangerous
Like, I'm perfectly capable of getting up off the floor, but at 140kg and 6"2' I reckon if I fell over hard enough I'd stand a good chance of breaking my wrist
Being fat is like being old, you just don't want to be jumping around like that

This doesn't look human to me

If I recall correctly, it’s because dietician isn’t a protected term like nutritionist is, so absolute quacks can use it freely without any qualifications and not get accused of fraud..

>British study of Emma Halliday and Hayley Randle. Approved 10% max.

You are a fat horse owner/rider
70+ kg.

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Fuck China, but at least Asians know how to keep their people in line

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It's just simplifying it for morons. Calorie counting is big numbers in the 1000s. That can be overwhelming for females. Then you need to figure out what meals will fit your macros etc.

It's similar to slimming worlds syns. The good thing about slimming world is that it teaches you to cook healthy meals and make healthier choices. I always thought weight watchers was just meal replacement shakes and branded ready meals

They’re correctly afraid that their chitinous exoskeletons can’t handle the sheer mass.

I've got to thinking about it recently, and HAES is incorrect, but there is something to say about athleticism and weight.

People like Brian Shaw are 400lbs~ and we would consider him to be pretty healthy, but also there are a LOT of dyel skinnyfats whose arteries are clogged to shit and die from heart disease, so just weighing less isn't healthy either.

If HAES were something along the lines of:
"you CAN be healthy up to maybe like 300lbs for men and 240lbs for women depending on your body composition and activity level, and being skinny doesn't preclude you from being unhealthy either."
I could get behind it, but instead its:
"HGHFHGHFGH SHOVE THOSE FUCKING CAKES IN MY MOUF HMMMGNFHG IM BOOTIFUL AND THICCCCCCC XDXDXDXDXD I CAN BE HELATHY AT 300LBS WITH A 60+% BF HGHDJGHGHGH WHY DON'T MEN LIKE ME UGH MEN ARE PIGS GHGHHGHFHGH".

The Chinese don't play around with that shit, they'll call you 胖 to your face, which is basically just saying someone is fat without being too mean.

There is another word they use for when they really want to offend someone, and I forget the pinyin, but it basically means animal-like or pig-like.

they're trying to minimize their costs while not scaring off too many people with poor service. One way is to get people to be less often sick.

>horse height in cm
Fucking casuals i swear to god...

Kek

Intuitive eating is actually good, but it does not work for fat people. If they were capable of eating intuitively then they wouldn't be fat. It upsets me that its been adopted by lardasses.

Does this beta realize how many fucking hookers he could've ploughed with that amount of money?

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