Just got dumped by the girl I was prepared to marry.
What's my routine today?
Pic related its her dog
Just got dumped by the girl I was prepared to marry
Jaxson Sullivan
Aaron Powell
fuck it then kill it
Ian Gonzalez
kill the dog user god wills it nobody fucks with us
Jordan Bennett
Do your normal workout routine
Isaiah Jackson
How about you kys
Liam Nguyen
Fuck off. Cats >>> Dogs
Oliver Powell
ur a faggot
either kill her or her dog. THE END
Liam Phillips
Did your gfs dump you because her dog was a better fuck?
Christopher Myers
Lovely looking dog, adopt it.
Go to the gym and either have a workout focused around squats or diddlys. Lift heavy, take the aggression out then go home and play with the doggo.
Logan Jones
looks like a nice looking dog.
do dognapping x F today
Josiah James
>Cats >>> Dogs
How much onions do you drink? Do you share any with your cat?
Sebastian Morales
Dogs are the whole milk of pets bro. Enjoy your S O I.
William Foster
These.
Alexander Diaz
Imagine being this autistic. Every domestic animal is apex of human arrogance, existing only to please the owner for living.
cats>dogs anyways
Brody Johnson
The dog is at her parents' house. Otherwise that'd be at least one comfort.
Ayden Moore
>getting toxoplasmosis and producing gay sons pleases this user
lmao
Sebastian Peterson
Don’t kill the dog, instead give it something to cause uncontrollable diarrhea for the next week.
Nathaniel Parker
A dog can knot and fuck multiple times a day...humans on the other hand are weak
Chase Hill
>not being able to fuck multiple times a day
Jaxon Brown
The sex was great. I got deathgrip dick so I could fuck loads.
She's probably fucked in the head. She's always had abusive relationships, and ours wasn't. I guess she was missing the slaps.
Michael Cruz
>not beating your girl
It’s like you want to be a beta
Lucas Mitchell
I love cats but this is objectively wrong as fuck bro
Nolan Kelly
Every girl wants to be slapped and choked. You’re guaranteed to have a bad sex life if you’re not using MMA-tier moves on her once in a while.
Samuel Brooks
Cool dog. Here’s mine her name is Nova. Also, do legs today.
Landon Harris
Mason Gray
t. incel
Nathaniel Hernandez
I am in the bedroom! I think its the fact I dont hit her randomly for questioning me.
I might just post every now and again as I get drunker.
Drunk gym shots anyone?
Joshua Turner
Don't be that pathetic cunt that gets drunk and crys about his ex online to strangers.
Joseph Peterson
Why not, it's easier to vent out to strangers and they usually give better advice. If a family member says: forget that stupid bitch it will be recieved different than when someone who makes an objective deduction does so.
Jack Butler
>Kill the dog
>Eat it
It will fuel your gains.
All animal based protein is good protein.
Tyler Jenkins
be nice to dog
Thomas James
did you fuck up or nah
Jayden Rivera
Imagine if she dumped you because she wants to get married and thought you were never going to make the move
Blake Nguyen
TOO LATE BITCH
The only reason I posted on Jow Forums is because, whenever you post, apart from the virgin auts, you get good objective advice.
She broke up with me because i'm a policeman who works weird shifts.
Jackson Miller
Die in a fire.
Jacob Torres
Are you guys meming or being serious? I’m new to relationships with women and I want mine to last. However, I don’t want to end up in jail or lose my job.
Xavier Lewis
Based Shepherd Chad.
Michael Cox
They're not. Many girls like a bit of rough sex, but definitely not all. You should talk to your gf about her likes and dislikes before you engage in any kinky sex!
Nathaniel Young
Steal her dog. That dog is too good for her.
Carter Harris
She's damaged goods then, furthermore you're likely damaged as well. It was destined to end like this from the very beginning.
Work on yourself emotionally and mentally then pray to God the next girl hasn't been so broken yet.
Brody Clark
>probably fucked in the head
>going to marry
That's a yikes.
Jose Richardson
imagine actually believing this
Tyler Kelly
Guten tag, mein Deutsche Schäferhund brüder.
Brayden Rivera
T O X O P L A S M O S I S
Jaxon Wilson
My ex of 4 years broke up with me and married a guy she knew for 2 weeks. Don’t be sad brother, you’re not alone in this. It’ll get better with time.
Tyler Gutierrez
>Shepard mix
Capture and euthanize
Cameron Adams
Spot the leftist cuck
Brayden Phillips
I have a cat and I still think you should kys.
Thomas Cox
Don't randomly strike your girl. All it will do is make them terrified of you and it will ruin the relationship and, if long enough, ruin them. At best, on a weak woman, it creates a slave. And that's not a relationship you want. And it still won't last.
Jack Morris
Based.
Cats are superior in every way
Robert Green
Your role is to slowly explore and experiment with what she will tolerate. Start with light choking (never actually crush her windpipe) and light slaps that ram up gradually in strength. Be confident and throw her around when you want to move to a new sex position, lead and she will gladly follow. “Girls like being raped, but only when they want to be raped.”