Mire thread

Best "mire" is when she walks by you and does something to try to get your attention.
>Sniffs multiple times and looks your direction while walking by
>Constantly moves legs while looking at you, literally leaned on her side and pushed her ass in my direction
etc, shit happens relatively often, literally 100% of the time I'm on a college campus. Got a few stories of direct mires, lmk if you want lmao.

>at gym last night
>on ab crunch machine reading phone in between sets
>girl walks up with wide eyes and a big smile and asks if she could use it when I was done
>point out to her that there's a 2nd, identical ab crunch machine 15 feet away that nobody is using
>she does a depressed slouch and walks over to it slowly
>I get up and leave the gym because it was my last set
>she stares down at the ground as I walk past her towards the exist
Felt kinda bad desu.

Legendary if true

>be at a bar with friends
>girl approaches me ad asks if i want to have a drink with her at the bar
>"no thanks, i already have a drink"
>she leaves

This is my standard interaction with women flirting with me. It's a wonder I've ever had sex at all.

Yikes.

That's something I would do.
Was she pretty?

>be me look in the mirror
>who's this handsome boy?

have sex with her
>Tfw no sister wife

>walk into house party at 2am completely sober
>absolute UNIT of a 5'2 goblina appears wearing bright neon and green hair, her face is donned with orc-jewelry
>"i like your shirt"
>i cannot come up with a word
>try to blend into crowd like chameleon
>doesnt work
>friend pulls me in very close and postures aggressively
>bro move
Never saw an abomination so bad as that in my life, her venomous form paralyzed me.

same lol

tall dutch girl with blond hair and blue eyes.
Bit of a piggy face, like dutch girls tend to have.

>write with a french girl on tinden
>she tells me to bring some beer and come over to her
>we start drinking and she tells her that i remind her of her ex boyfriend
>tells me the story of them breaking up "and that got me so depressed that i gained 15 pounds"
>"Well, maybe you should lose 15 pounds!"
>she starts crying and urges me to take my beer and leave
>i grab my beer, as she says how poor i am that i seriously will take the beer with me
>i leave the beer, buy new ones at a night store, get home, get drunk, masturbate and play potrait of ruin on my 3ds

Fake, you can ot get mired if you are using this particular machine

>potrait of ruin
good game

very nice

I was leaving the bathroom after a shower when my Dad saw me and started flexing and doing ole timey strongman poses. That he's had a few strokes and doesn't quite have full control over his left side made it a pretty great little moment.

15
pecs
solid

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>Girl in my uni friend group asks me to feel my biceps
>I'm like "wtf"
>In front of all of my friends she says "UGH what's wrong with feeling your biceps"
>She has a boyfriend
I am very happy, but also disgusted by her.

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>first date with girl
>notice her constantly checking out my arms
>im kind off a big dude (i lift 2/3/4/5)
>ff to her in my bed a couple dates in
>cuddling after the deed, cuz wimin
>she keeps grabbing my forearms, biceps, pecs and butt
>comments on how i make her feel safe and small
feels good bros

>getting hair qt Armenian hairdresser
>I'm on point, easy free flowing jokes and conversation
>great rapport and she's fucking beautiful
>as she's finishing up she mentions she's hungry and asks if I've had lunch
>I don't even think twice and say earnestly "I actually just ate" and stroll out of there super happy with the interaction
>get all the way home before realizing wtf just happened
"I actually just ate" JESUS FUCKING CHRIST IM A SPERG

i usually dont break nofap streaks on memetext stories

post pics

>"going home"

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guys are fucking retards most of the time.
A girl could stan infront of my and tell me that she is flirting with me, i still wouldnt get that she is flirting with me

>be with a cute girl on a date
>we have some drinks and are flirting all the way, she is actually a pretty witty and smart girl
>also brought her french bulldog, who was a fucking bro
>great date, iam very happy and ready to go home, to tell my friends about it
>walk her to her car "i can drop you off at the trainstation"
>"okay nice"
>we pass the trainstation "ah no problem, you can drop me off at the next one"
>we pass the next trainstation "okay, is there another trainstation where you can drop me off"
>"no but my appartment is coming up, iam taking you there"

i never thought about that we will fuck until she told me that she is taking me to her place.

Garand dad left me this entire gun collection.
When my cousin bitched out he just said I was the only one there who was strong enough to carry a locker's worth of stuff into their car in one go.
>told the cousin his dad was a vegan cunt who kept trying to boss him around throughout his retirement

my only mire happened 6 years ago at age 18, a morbidly obese girl at my work wrote a love letter to me. I was 6'3 190 12% back then. kinda regret not pursuing, im still a kissless virgin. I hate my ugly face.

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Same user.
>be me
>fit and well dressed but 24yo kv
>friend's cousin hangs out with me and friend
>she mires hard, stays near me, compliments all the time and squeezes my arm
>she is in a 7yo relationship
I hate when women tease you like that

this girl at my uni took a video of me flexing a 'cep a while back and now hugs me randomly

feelsgoodman

man the autism on this board still manages to surprise me

what kind of friends do you have?

send pic of face to [email protected] or mike_koch2011 on ig

>2/3/4/5
strength routine then? post pics of body

Based

Can somebody without Autism explain how to respond to this?

At a bar with mate, some other dude and his mate comes up introduces themselves immedietly say I look wide and strong wants to armwrestle say sure and indulge him. Buys us drinks and wants to armwrestle me all the time. Says I click with him (kek) eventually he says he wants to throw hands with me because I look so big and strong. Tell him not inside the bar and then look for an excuse to ditch.

"yes, what are you getting me?"

>be at a bar with friends
>girl approaches me ad asks if i want to have a drink with her at the bar
>"no thanks, i don't drink"
>she leaves

this is how it happens for be

>be at the club with friends
>one guy in my group is pretty drunk and starts getting aggressive
>starts trouble with a huge guy (no kidding, dude looked like Mirko Filipović)
>"Let's go outside. I'm gonna fuck you up"
>fucking idiot is getting killed tonight
>my group tries to calm him down, girls pleading with him to stop
>Mirko just standing there not moving an inch, prepared to go to war
>I assume this guy is a slav so I go up to him, shake his hand and talk with him
>turns out he is Ukrainian, we have talk in Russian
>after the talk we shake hands again and he leaves with his buddies
>we drag our drunk friend out of the club to get some food
>"What did you tell him, user?"
>"We just talked"
>"Yeah sure, he probably thought twice to mess with you" (fucking stupid statement, dude woulod have crushed both of us)
>over the next few weeks rumors start spreading
>some think I threatened the guy and he backed up, others think we knew each other
>drunk guy thinks they got scared because of him and me, "user has your back if shit is going down"
>I told Mirko to just let it go, to not ruin his night by beating up some drunk idiot and deal with the police/security, told him we'll get him out of the club
>girls obviously more interested now
>overheard the girls talking about how hot it was when I was face to face with Mirko

What's cro cop doing at a club, I thought he had epilepsy?

>be me
>at gym Sunday morning
>doing triceps cable pull downs
>6/10 with fat ass and GLORIOUS tits walks up to me
>asks if I've been coming to the gym for a while
>tell her yes
>she asks where they keep the bouncy balls
>"uh I don't know, I think they're in that room over there"
>point to the room where they do group fitness shit
>she says thanks and walks away

First time a girl has ever approached me at the gym, not really such if it was a mire or not.

>invite guy over
>cry about ex
Nigger should call himself Neo for this one

/10 with fat ass and GLORIOUS tits walks up to me
>>she asks where they keep the bouncy balls

You missed an opportunity user.

Women love a man that can fuck shit up, some go overboard and like guys that are violent retards, but every woman likes the thought at least that their man could beat another man up.
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I remember a girl I was courting years ago and on our third time out we're at this "party" a guy organized (turns out it was just him and his idiot friend, he thought my girl was coming alone and he wanted to fuck her).

After him shittily hitting on her for 15 minutes I say "ok, we're leaving" and I take her hand and then he's like "she wants to stay here" and I just felt this caveman anger that some guy wants to take my girl so before I can think twice I say "how about I kick your ass instead, shithead?" and I pick up a bottle and he's like "whoa sorry man just go".

Then in the car she's all like "omg were you gonna kill him? lol I'm so horny that is such a turn on" and not 30 minutes later I'm up to my balls in her.

Don't try and correct the girls on it man, just downplay it and be all aloof n' mysterious and shit.

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Hooked up with girl on tinder, she felt up my abs and said "wtf user how many hours do you spend in the gym?" Excluding face complements, first real body mire. That was a good night boys

did you answer for you?

You did well, sounds like she just wanted a free drink off you

>portrait of ruin
patrician detected

"Sure, you're paying right?"

Based

My middle school crush liked my instagram pic at midnight.Haven't seen her in years.
What did she mean by this?

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She kept the beer is what pissed me off the most.
Why tell me to get my beer and leave and when iam about to leave with my beer, she insults me that i take my beer.

>At gym
>Look at myself in the mirror
>"oh yeah..."
>half-chub

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for you

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it means she got fat, had 3 mixed race babies to different fathers and now wants a beta provider

Imagine you would have done this with a girl

Rape

Bruh... all these times I turned qts in the same manner. I thought I was alpha, turns out I was a fucking autist

>be at party
>meet bunch of old school mates
>girl i used to be friends with and had a crush on sees me
>eyes go wide "omg user you look so different"
>keeps staring at me and
>grabs friend hey have you seen user he looks so different now
>wearing jacket so this is only about my face so far
>bro says "wait till you see how jacked he got lol"

Oh haha noo boy you aren't even cute.
Hey Karen, get a load of this creep!
Hahahahaha
*pointing*

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Uhhh, user... have you mixed up your pronouns?

>be me
>18
>at hockey rink, place is packed 18,000 people
>my team isn't playing yet so we are allowed to walk around in dress clothes and such to watch
>pass a group of qt3.14s from another part of the state
>make eye contact with one
>right before they pass one of them makes the cat call whistle
>they all laugh
That same weekend
>be at hotel
>be mildly drunk
>go to weightroom
> two semi attractive girls taking pics in the mirrors
>dafuq?
>not gonna let that stop me
>start lifting anyway, hitting some delts and chest
>they start staring
>in my drunkenness I unironically say
>"you mirin this sick physique"
>apparently they were
End up getting snaps but they turned out to be 13 so...

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Come on, that's WAY too cheesy to work.

Fuck her. You know it must be done

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I remember one of my teachers later asking me "so did you hook up with so and so" and I was like "huh?" and it turns out the other teachers were laughing at what a sperg I was and missing all her hints.

>walking back home from the gym
>pass two girls who look underage and speaking with heavy Norf accents
>'You're looking fit!'
>To put this in context, I'm a stocky Asian 5'7 manlet
>Say they're going out for drinks, ask if I'd like to come along
>I would've, but I've got things to do so I politely decline
>mumble a bit and make them laugh

Could've probably made something of it that night, but work and fear of jailbait problems kept me from doing it. Was I right?

sounds like you dodged an organ harvesting ring

Organ harvesting rings in Devon? That's a little far-fetched.

Theres this girl who literally avoids eye contact despite holding a conversation with me, and has only looked at me 4 times but it was absolute goo goo eyes each time with a beaming smile.

e.g.
>Sitting with stacy and 4 of her friends.
>I ask stacy a question
>she literally answers my question with a normal response but literally just looks at her friend while she answers
>does not look at me once
>again, i ask her a question,
>same deal, looks at friend opposite her, gives a conversational response and avoids my gaze.

>Sitting in the car with stacy, having a casual conversation while shes in the back seat and i'm in the driver seat, I turn around to chat to her, again her eyes are sort of fixed at the ground while she talks to me.

Shes not even like giving me one word answers, she clearly enjoys talking to me. but will not look at my face.

>prank one of her friends
>she starts coming outwith 'OMG YOU'RE SOOO MEANNNN'
>clearly enjoying my prank however.

>Get a girl a glass of water, stacy sees this and goes 'awww you're so sweet.'

>has asked me who i think is hot

>has giggled wildly at a shitty non-joke i've made that was also heard by her friends, who didn't laugh

So i ask her out and she tells me no. She doesnst want to date me, because one of my exes is her friend.

What the fuck????? Does she even like me?

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chick that was a cashier at the grocery store started a conversation with me. She was cute but im sure she is like 8 years younger than me.

She probably does, but has reservations about you or has commitments of her own. I tried asking a girl out because I noticed she smiled extra-wide when she saw me enter the room, but she already had a boyfriend, and I don't want to cause any trouble.

wtf is this a copy pasta or do you actually want answers?

>devon

More like guaranteed.

Stop spamming this shit u nigger

legit answers

Could you explain? Those girls definitely looked normal; long, straight blonde hair, blue-greenish eyes, one of them had a bit of muffin-top with her tight jeans. Your responses are creeping me out, not gonna lie.

she wants your seed but she's putting you through a gauntlet of shittests first

Why do i have the feeling i have read this somewhere already

It's Devon, m80.

Well, the part of Devon I live in isn't too well known for violent crime. Still, I'll be a bit more alert just in case people have agendas for meeting me.

Based

How do I mire girls?

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basicly be any form of shitskin so that you can achieve the lowest IQ possible and completely STARE at any white person that walks by you until they are out of your vision, AND specificly if its a girl, oh man you gotta eye ball the shit out of her and make her uncomfortable as fuck. But rememebr the key recipie to this:
BE A SHIT SKIN

This is sweet

lol @ the incels making weird incest comments

Underrated i keked

Sorry but I'm a white fem boi.

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>garand dad

i see what you did there

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Post em

>in my pants, WHORE

>alone in the school hallway
>pants on try to reach my dick with my mouth to see can i reach it
>try use hands too around my legs
>teacher walks from corner out of nowhere
>smiles
fuck

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