Normies and Jow Forums

based

Well, I get hate just for dieting from a couple of cunts. I've posted stories here many times, but basically there's this fat acceptance movement "girl" and a group of Che Guevara worshipping batshit insane feminists who passionately hate my social circle.
My friends just get mad when I come three hours late to parties because I had to lift. I also posted a story here about when I got caught doing push-ups at 3AM in the garden on a party.

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>tfw Jow Forums is the only form of social media you've ever used

I eat chicken out of the can. Just add lime and a bit of paprika

hahahah i fucking remember you doing the push ups at the party because you felt bad about drinking
stay based bro

Today, I discovered that I was a normie.

See you later, autists.

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Same
I don't have any friends so there is no point in having any social media

I have friends, I just don't buy into social media culture. It feeds Narcissistic tendencies, sucks up huge amounts of your time and the overall goal is to acquire information to make you easier to market to.

Same, no Facebook for 6 years then 3 before that

wtf

what is a mid-thigh pull

i've got to do it twice for my army assessment

got to lift 76kg in it

I tried taking a progress picture and a fat chick at my gym laughed at me. I don't take pictures anymore.

that pic. damn that was actually a Jow Forums penguin

>unsocial media

well, glad you got out now
reeee etc.

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I dont tell anyone I work out and play stupid when people ask.

i blend pretty much everything i eat. Eating sucks, too inefficient. 3000 kcal are easy as fuck with a blender. Just eat some bread to counteract the shits.

>I also posted a story here about when I got caught doing push-ups at 3AM in the garden on a party.
Stay based user

>Chicken out of the can

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Disgust

i eat the same food every day
melts their brains

samsies. muh vending machine treats!!!

Same my neighbour so me yesterday
He was mirin for sure

I sometimes have protein powder. People lose their shit when I tell them that.

Make friends retard thats not healthy

Same
I buy food in bulk and eat the same thing every day (except for a cheat meal once a month)
When I tell people this they have a hard time understanding it

I mix 100g of oats, 100g of PB, one banana and 700ml of chocolate milk as a preworkout when bulking about 2h before I workout. My boss looked at me with disgust when I was chugging that shit before I got off work

Based and Ruehlpilled

legend

I cook my eggs in the microwave and pretty much eat the same thing everyday.

Although, I tell normies that I eat whatever the fuck I want and had some ice cream and a couple of McShitter's burgers as lunch. Also, never tell them that you lift. Just say you got good genetics and walk up the stairs instead of using an escalator

Sounds delightful

what food?

i hav found a fren

the day i tried canned chicken was the day i knew god didn't hate me anymore

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not him but I also have no friends. its alot easier said than done to make friends.

Remember that
Keep on breh

Oatz

based
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>I cook my eggs in the microwave
damn, I was just thinking about that an hour ago in the shower. (OP here...)
do you scramble them before putting in the microwave?

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>tfw can't buy canned chicken where I'm from
life is suffering

amazon.com/Swanson-Premium-White-Chicken-Breast/dp/B01NAARQOP/ref=sr_1_1?fpw=pantry&keywords=canned chicken&qid=1552429856&s=pantry&sr=8-1&srs=7301146011

dew it

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That's the army's way of saying trap bar deadlift. They call it something gay for reasons unknown. 76kg is nothing.

Post the canned chicken. I don't think I ever saw it

Here’s one:
>I used to be a fat fuck, now I’m normie standards shredded.
>I do have progress pictures.
>I don’t post them anywhere, they’re just for me to keep track.

Also, the following activities have caused a skinny but super unfit far-lefty girl at work have a go at me:
>Saying no thanks when offered a cookie
>Going to the gym
>Answering that I do think it’s good to exercise when asked

I was told that I only eat healthy and exercise because of societal pressures. I chuckled and said that I don’t think people walking down the street call see me and think “what a fat fuck, he should stop eating biscuits”.

Based boomer lady at work thought the whole fuss was hilarious, and now calls me fatty when the socialist girl is around, just to wind her up. Boomers have great bants.

based boomerlette

Why cant you guys just eat normal healthy food?
E.g. tilapia with eggs, broccoli, cheese, and avocado. Easy enough to make and doesn't taste raw turd.

I keep my week of meal prepped food in the fridge. Most of my friends will refuse to eat food that is over 2 days old but that’s retarded. I put it immediately in the fridge after cooking it and keep it set to the lowest temp, that shit would still be fine in a month if I wanted.

Yeah,you gotta break the yoke or it'll explode in the microwave. It also tastes great when its scrambled.

> cheese on fish
Puke

>tfw
there's literally no canned chicken to be found for Switzerland. fml.
thanks anyway, user

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nice, thanks.

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And blended tuna with water isn't? Besides the cheese tastes fine with fish.

At one point in my life I was so depressed I didn't even cook pasta. I just blended it with a little bit of water.

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>anchovies
>raw eggs in heavy cream
>chicken hearts
>liver
>organ sausage
>blood pudding
>fermented veggies
>plain yogurt
I think that about sums it up

bitch dragon

Tuna is already mostly water

Raw eggs

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Stabil

I eat everything plain so I don't waste calories

Markus is a BEAST

getting dat good & pure mercury

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I remember you. You're a legend to young men like me. A inspiration I told my friends about you and we all laughed and trained harder.

Someone got a cap? I need to hear about this legend

I eat the same thing every day except dinner. That's however many calories I have left of whatever my woman made.

>squats and oats
>squats and diddlies is bad for you
>skipping 'meals'
>"breakfast is most important meal of the day user"

the lion does not concern himself with the opinion of sheep

Post body

I actually consider Jow Forums to be the purest form of social interaction since it's the kind least influenced by ego.

Did my calorie dense shake offend you?
Anyway, here you go

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