How do I get with my yoga instructor?
How do I get with my yoga instructor?
Easton Myers
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Liam Barnes
>are you a yoga instructor
>cuz I want t get into yogash
Works errytime
Robert Williams
describe her
Ethan Morales
>Are you a yoga instructor?
>cause yoganna suck my dick
Jayden Torres
>blonde
>skinny
>nice feet
>wears glasses
>late 30s, probably a spinster
>most definitely liberal and far into the yoga spirituality
>I’m the only guy in class, and she will invariably address only me by name
I’m thinking of asking her for private lessons. A little one on one time, if you catch my drift. The problem is, I probably can’t afford her rate. But I’m sure we can work something out. Most women in this city are single spinsters who replaced traditional family life with careers. And I’m sure she’s just as lonely and horny as the rest of them. Another caveat is that she’s, like, 10-15 years older than me and makes more money and is more “educated” than me. I think it would be cooler to fuck an instructor than a fellow student.
Easton Rodriguez
By not doing yoga
Joseph Garcia
It's gonna be tough because as a male yoga practitioner, she already thinks you're gay.
Owen Bailey
No way, bro. I always make eye contact with her. And she definitely sees me eyeing other women there, too. Compared to the actual sodomites in this city, I’m very clearly heterosexual.
Hunter Hill
Post pic
...of yourself, I can smell the so¥ from here
Camden Smith
Just ask her out on a proper date, dipshit.
Luke Bailey
Nice, you have already established yourself as a predatory creep. Yoga chicks love this.
William Price
>implicando
I invariably sit at the very front of class to avoid this, faggot.
Ian James
So you're an autistic subsistence wage cuck and you think you have a chance with an older more successful woman... Why?
Juan Sullivan
t. permabulker with back pain.
Jaxon King
Because I’m young and Jow Forums, have a high sex drive, and am objectively attractive. And as already stated, spinsters are probably desperate for attention from guys like me. I don’t see why not, even if it’s just a fling. Do you think women want to be with fat old men, even if they’re rich?
Colton Robinson
post body, we'll tell you if you have a chance
Lincoln Rivera
if you do Yoga you are a Beta and you will be friendzoned right away.
Aaron Johnson
No they don't. They'd rather be with their cats, Hitachi and Netflix than invite an autist with narcissistic tendencies into their bedroom for some mediocre missionary-and-cowgirl with someone who doesn't know what they're doing.
Austin Gutierrez
I’m wagecucking, but pic related is basically my physique. I play soccer 3-4 times a week, and I boxed for the past 18 months until I left my gym because I broke up with a girl I dated there.
Tyler Williams
>forgot pic
Daniel Smith
i want to sniff her feet haha
Carter Baker
>pic related is my physique
>it’s never their physique
Every time.
Nolan Hill
post actual body with visible jawline
Charles Campbell
no, this is not your pic, he asked you for YOUR body
Cooper James
I’m at work, you fucking NEETs. Fuck off
John Mitchell
Post face
Aiden Bennett
replaced traditional family life with careers
> yoga instructor
> career
Ryder Morris
lmao stay mad op
teleworker master race
Matthew Martin
>>describe her
>nice feet
Christopher Long
Xavier Rodriguez
>he thinks you need to dedicate your life to teach bored housewives and effeminate betas like op how to stretch once a week
Nolan Cooper
Show body, ur arms are blocking abs and chest definition. Crossing yer arms makes ur upper arms look bigger than they are u cheating fag
Jayden Brown
is not
you have more hair, slightly higher bf% and likely a weaker jawline since you're posing so strangely
Aiden Wilson
Benjamin Rogers
"I know this is a stretch, but I would bend over backwards to take you to dinner."
Camden James
you may get away with bitches but do you really think you can fool homosexuals who spend 12 hours a day looking at male bodies in a congolese unicycle enthusiasts forum?
Aaron Morgan
God dammit, dude. God fucking dammit.
Nolan Smith
nothing personnel kid
Ryder Cooper
Nice hairline
Ryan Green
Objectively there is nothing wrong with your body, but your attitude and the way you stand makes it a 3/10. Also you clearly do not lift more than 3x a week
Asher Parker
Ebin
Angel Howard
Wtf, that’s literally me in class
Andrew Rodriguez
you look like you weigh about 65kg
Levi Reyes
>CringeCompilation.tiff
Caleb Rogers
>autist with narcissistic tendencies
thats OP right there