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I jizz on the gym bench and rub my sweaty penis on the dumbells and I can do this because im the only one in my gym at 4am in the morning, have not been caught ever and will never be caught

kek

Today I did squats for the first time in nearly two year.
They're still gay.

Epic strawman bro.
You sure showed him.

What ever floats the boat, if one gets gains from a imaginary waifu so be it. It's no more retarded than half the earth dedicating their time and lives to some invisible faggots in the sky.

> Post in nofap thread hoping it will motivate me to stay on the path
> 10 minutes later I'm jerking it

I managed to let her go and carried on looking for happiness elsewhere

I (at the time maybe 4 or 5) rember my sister and her friend (then 3 or 4) getting their crotches fondeled by some ginger man.

The police was at our place that day yet I do not know wether that crime has been solved or not.

Some days it's eating me but I do NOT want to ask my parents about this.

I have no face to post.

remember*

>say i lift for myself
>actually lift so i gan get strong and ripped so i can fuck weaker men, completely overpowering them, and then forcibly feminize them to them into my personal sex slave and servant who has no choice but to follow my every command

you have to be 18 to post here

I could kill someone if they did that to my sister. Don't have one tho

I insult anyone with a good physique as "twinks", I train like a powerlifter but I never compete. Really wanted to become swole and ripped when I started out, but I'm too ugly and too much of a fatass so now I'm going full strength meme to cope. I see 20 year olds with half my mass living my dream and it ticks me off. You are not weak, twinks, or whatever. We fatasses are just trying to get by and I'm sorry

I went to a crossfit gym for a while.
I stopped after I lost my nerve upon seeing the gym being overcrowded in January. And I haven't gone back.

I read "nofap" in your post and immediately went to one of the NSFW boards and punched my pud
it's official, masturbation has fucked my brain up

how long did you go before Jan rolled around?

Last October, I liked there only being like 5 people around at a time. But 30 dudes made me nope the fuck out. I feel like I need to go back, but goddamn do I not want to own up to autism. Also, never felt like I made progress. Should I just find a "Real" gym and go late at night?

>making out with her and massaging her
that's sexual idiot. non-sexual would be taking her on a date, or watching the stars, or summin.

Fpbp.

I'm a fraud
> used gear to get just past my natty limit
> hovering here successfully for over a year
> still look reasonable and I was overseas for a few years
> people totally believe it's natty
> the best decision I ever made
> got more mires and my dick sucked more in the last year than the preceding 3 decades of my life.

Cutie in the office across from me at work started flirting with me and actively gets up from her desk and follows me to get coffee when I get coffee. Shit like this happens to me all the time now.

I'm happier than I've ever been.
If I die at 60 it'll be worth it. IDGAF