Just turned 22

>just turned 22
What advice would you give a 22 year old who is graduating college next year

I can lift 1/2/3/4 currently if that matters

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Make as much money as you possibly can because it lets you punch above your weight when it comes to banging whores and even finding wifey

>if that matters

Of course it matters you retard this is a fitness related board.

hope you did a meme degree and kill self out of desperation and "muh depression"

Not op.
>tfw meme software degree


Wish me luck boys.

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Why so much hate?

Use your hopefully non-useless degree to make as much money as possible, live simply, get fit, dont spend your money on jew shit, find a nice wife, buy a house with land, grow your own food, have many children and prepare for the impending apocalyptic race war.
If youre white that is, if not idk become a trap or something, you do you bro

>If youre white that is, if not idk become a trap or something,

You're way fucking younger than you think you are, and nobody your age has a clue what they're doing either. Don't worry.

Do not look at any social media unless you're only following good friends; people put facades on there and it's completely unhealthy to compare yourself to something that doesn't exist.

You're gonna have a lot of jobs because there's no job security anymore. Learn when to leave an organization and how to leverage that to move upwards. It's very rare that people promote from within anymore unless you're in an old school industry like finance. Even then, you can typically get more by looking outside. You can at least leverage those offers when discussing it. Companies treat you as a commodity; your dad and old professors' advice about being loyal and working hard doesn't apply anymore. Treat companies as nothing more than a paycheck. They don't care about you and that feeling should be mutual until proven otherwise.

Good luck, man.

t. 27 year old boomer

>22

You are fucking young idiot

Stop bitching, go forth and conquer

OP here, I'm a jew.

>not venting on Jow Forums virgin larpers

Gonna go one step further. People that are in positions above you don't necessarily know what they're doing either. You would be amazed at how far confidence and bluffing can get you. Most staffing is still done by humans, biases and all. My old boss got a degree in "general studies" from a party school in '91 and was an insufferable moron that couldn't run an Excel sheet. He got hired into a $120k seat because he bluffed well. Tanked our bottom line. But bringing new people on is so expensive, even if you do something similar, you'll be there for about a year. Then guess what you have on your resume?

Also, employers can only confirm positions and dates worked when they're called. Nobody can tell a prospective employer you're an idiot for fear of suit. There are a ton of rules to all this shit and if you learn them in your early twenties, you're way ahead of the curve.

im going to turn 28 in like a week
feel like im stuck in life

If you act like that nobody will want to be around you, why spread suffering?

Staying on Jow Forums will hurt you more than it will help you.

choke on cum fag, those with the loudest voices succeed in this world

Being 22 is not that bad as long as you didn't miss teenage love.

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Fuck user. That image was an uppercut to the feels.

Marriage should be at the bottom of his list...marriage= kids= broke wageslave

Try to get a job with your degree to show you didn't waste 4-5 years of your life. If you dont, get another job for now until you get sick and tired of the life you are living and am willing to go back to school to actually work on a degree that will get you a specific job. Hopefully it won't be too late at that point where you can't leave your job or else you will be homeless.
I ended up going back to school at age 29 but came extremely close to being homeless. Luckily things worked out for me and I can keep paying my rent and help pay medical cost for a family member's heart murmur.

let me die already.

What kind of robot made this lmao? Have a (you)

Suck my dick faggot.

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graduate, get a job, start a family
what do u think?

lmao imagine making that fucking pic
how pathetic and sad jesus fuck
its like people who make these images WANT to be sad
they deserve it though just because of that

Teenage girls were dumb cunts who craved drama 24/7 because of the high school mentality
Also, ever heard of teenage pregnancy? I was scared to get a bitch pregnant cause they were dumb as hell

t. someone who has no fucking idea about teenage love
It's amazing how utterly fucking stupid robots are
Go back to Jow Forums and stay there

I'll pray for you

i think whoever made this image just misses being a kid. I know I do. I miss not having responsibilities and just wondering what I was going to do tomorrow. Now I know what I am going to do tomorrow and for the rest of the week and it drains me. I miss having sleep overs and going to blockbuster with friends to look at the selection of games to rent and as we are checking out, buy last minute candy.

checked and yeahed

the person who made that is just a sore beta loser who never tried improving in his life
aka your average robot

>blockbuster
the fuck is a blockbuster?

I hope your imaginary friend is at least as powerful as dear old Santa

Even though I try I just have this feeling that I will kill myself in the end. What happened to me in my childhood makes me so tired mentally. I just want some answers and justice for what happened to me but I know I'll never have it. I'm just tired desu.

Kids arent expensive unless you're a burger flipper.

>the fuck is a blockbuster?
Youngfags wouldn't know the joys of blockbuster

>Even though I try I just have this feeling that I will kill myself in the end
Same here. Also, on the off chance that there is some kind of afterlife I would like to be with the people that rejected this world.

I had friends growing up that's why I never did kms. But I'm a 25 khv. I was 280lbs by the time I was 10. I fucking hate my parents too. I'm tired man. No one taught me how to live a good life. I know this is all on me now and I need to change my life and I am changing it but it's so slow.

>No one taught me how to live a good life. I know this is all on me now and I need to change my life and I am changing it but it's so slow.
The trick is to enjoy the process (the fact of just being) and then the rest will follow

How do you stop comparing yourself to others than? Thats what fucks with me most desu.

>I just want some answers and justice for what happened to me but I know I'll never have it

Story time?

Dude, I never did any of that gay shit. I just looked at a girl with a boyfriend, flexed, and I had her number. Set up a date, fuck in her room, and move on. Fuck this puppy gay shit. Only women see it as this.

I'm 23 and graduated college last May. Since we're in pretty much the same boat I'm not gonna get preachy and pretend to spew wisdom, but I will say that I gained 15 pounds in the first 6 months after graduating (I was unemployed for the first 3). Sitting at a desk for 9 hours a day will get to you so make sure you have a good diet and get exercise

Be careful with debt. Currently 26 and paying off loans I acquired when I was 22. Build credit asap so you don't get fucked on a new car note when you inevitably need one.

This

childhood trauma by my own brother. I am a male. I don't think I can be fixed.

>because it lets you punch above your weight when it comes to banging whores and even finding wifey
>thinks the meaning of life is earning enough money to fuck some vapid dried out roastie

Fuck that shit. Use your money for better things. You can fuck a roastie for £40 and spend the money you would have spent on a gf on better things.

Money allows you to also aquire roasties

yes but you're wasting it if you're spending your money on having one ungrateful leech drain it out of you just because she presents her pussy to you once or twice per week.

If you've got money you can get pussy anywhere. If not from a prostitute then from a gold digger. The trick is to kick them out afterwards.

Sex for sex is boring

Sex with someone you have a connection with is so much better, even if it's a short term connection. user don't take the stuff you read here about women too seriously it poisons your mind.

bump

Idk man as a teen i was an anxious autist with non existant self esteem while as an adult im fit, active, have a good job, good friends, a nice social circle and an easy time with women. Nobody would ever know how i used to be by looking at me now

Bout to drop some pro knowledge on you lads. Vitamin A with retinol combined with 2G grapeseed extract a day can prevent and reduce gyno they both work as an AI in a pinch. Found out the hard way when my source got some bunk and I had already started a cycle.

Pedophiles makes these posts

What sort of cringey post is this jesus christ kek

Grass is always greener syndrome

so is this gonna boost my test or someshit?

Haha i did all this.
Good thing i got all that gayness out of my system in high school cause apparently you all still have it in spades.

Now this is just pathetic. Imagine the chap that made this.

F that man you need to scour for a good one asap because they are fucking hard to find among all the thots and coal burners.

>t. Zoomer

Find a job that lets you work minimal days/maximum hours every week. 5 days of work a week is fucking gay. Working 3x12 is absolutely optimal.

I'll just post this here

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This makes me so sad. Fuck guys we gotta live our lives.

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And yet, you still didn't get the prime teenage pussy. Have fun with your late 20's roastie you fucking nigger

People love to drown in their shit

Find a chill job. Competitive companies are great for your career but you'll make it back home mind broken and unable/ extremely unwilling to work out.

Love loli.

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Manlets rule the world.

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Of course it matters. I hope you took a valuable course. Make money and build your empire, man.

Fuck

AHHHHHHHHHHHH FUUUUUUCK

That's really scary.

thank you for this. I needed this desu. Remember you have time to fix your shit. Just don't wait till you become that dude.

>I miss not having responsibilities and just wondering what I was going to do tomorrow.
I didn't have any responsibilities and I knew exactly what I was going to do the next day, and the next day, and the next.
I'd wake up, go to school, get breakfast, cut a class, get my daily attendance, leave, fuck around for awhile until school ends, go home, sit in front of my computer, and sleep when I get tired.
I did that everyday (besides weekends, just remove the school part)
Youth isn't all it's cracked up to be

Lol you suck at youth