What in the fuck is this shit

this shit: what in the fuck is it

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calves machine, pleb

Squat rack kiddo

Sphincter strengthener, dumbass.

oh damn i see it now. i wanted to work calves too and i ended up using the stupid idiot shitholes. fuck my mouth
fuck you
fuck you

Calve machine with the top pads on upside down.

Its a simple calf raising machine that uses easy loadable plates.

I'm not sure but I think you are supposed to sit on the handle so you don't fall off.

I don't fucking get it, what do you even do once you get in position?

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Never change, Jow Forums

Fuck you nigger I'm being serious, how the shit do you operate this? This doesn't do anything either no matter how hard you pull I think

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You don't get in that position.
My gym has one of these and it's used like this. (almost)

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It's clearly this

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You flipped parts of it upside down though, it's not the same machine. This is what you'd have to do it to get it working like you propose

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This thread is a mess

You mean this thread is an excellent metaphor for machine learning as user tries to figure what the fuck the machine actually is used for.

It's hammer-strength deadlift machine

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I was actually starting to think in this direction, but for two people so you actually have to push/lift some weight

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kek

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hahaha ids for your benis :DDDD

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I'm patiently waiting to see if anything gives away this thread as OC or pasta

there's the possibility it's an OP machine to strengthen your dick sucking muscles

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Dick pushes.

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Single reverse seesaw prayer pulldowns

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Theoretically, what muscle would this train?

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Foot grip strength for maximum monkey power.

TOSTING IN EBIN BREAD

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makin dem posterior chain gainz

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its a neck machine dumbass

dont you want a thick neck

gonna break your neck bruv

Gotta confuse the bones to make height gains

goddammit this thread is gold. a good kek again Jow Forums.

ITT retards.

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Good thread

You're going piss off the deadlifting necromancer, remember what happened last time?

It's been built be a retard

based

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you're supposed to flip the handles over. if you look closely you'll see that they rotate.

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