How would you go about fixing Jow Forums

You get a mod and 10 jannies and your task is to make Jow Forums the greatest board on 4channel. How do you go about this?
>inb4 meta thread
still better than most of the garbage posted and i think it's nice to see what people dislike about the board

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systematic oppression of the vertically limited must stop!

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Delete all the obvious troll, racist and false-information spreading threads fast and start to take this matter seriously. Bring back the "health" aspect and look to make it a stable and more informative and helpful board.

>site wide permanent bans (with the exception of /trash/, /b/ and /gif/) for people who start political bait threads
>maybe a few new filters, maybe throw up a sticky and start a poll on what words should filter to what
>no more than two "motivation", "who do you lift for" or any variation of these threads up at one time
>site wide 1 week bans (with the exception of /a/, /e/, /d/ and /h/) for anyone complaining about anime
>allow source talk
>instead of pruning on topic threads that have been derailed, 3 day ban derailers and delete the off topic posts
>mod is allowed to modpost
>waifu thread is allowed. yes, waifu thread. just one up at any time, anyone will makes a second one before it is archived gets a 3 day ban.
>anime/manga thread tangibly related to fitness will be allowed. again just one thread.
>autosage threads that start off with funposting, instead of deleting.
Also try to update the sticky and a 30 day ban for people who start threads with questions that would have be answered if they read the sticky. Wait until the thread is archived to ban, sometimes those retards make for interesting threads.

>and you'll do it for free

What makes Jow Forums good is the occasional laugh you get out of it.
If you want pure information learn to use google.
Much of the threads here are literally one google search away from an answer.

Did i say "delete all the funny and banter threads" ?
No.

Gotta allow nudity. Make it a NSFW board. We should be able to post dicks, pussies, buttholes. Those are part of the body and this board is about the fitness of the body. There should be regular cumshot threads, erection threads, testicles threads, pussy threads, anus threads. If someone wants to post their self flexing and they want to do it completely naked, then they should be allowed to.

honestly, I think we should ban bread. carbs are just empty calories and they are killing this board.

Ban fucking zoomers

Ban dopamine

Ban all low quality and off topic threads and questioners
Relationship askers are the worst

Ban Ketards. They've got out of hand and it's become a cult, I'm sick of their retarded and sourceless rambles that every ailment is due to carbs.

FUCK YOU RETARD CARBS ARE THE DEVIL

Faggot.

fuck nigg-

I throw away the mod and jannies because it's fucking stupid

Ban anything that’s not fitness or exercise related
It’s that easy
Fuck your r9gay plebit hybrid faggot culture crap
Fuck your pol faggots who have nothing better to do than bait a bunch of insecure dyels
And fuck the low quality, hurr is hee natteee, durrr who I lift 4, i lif for hurrrrrr....etc

If most of you left. It would be a good start. Maybe try the misc or some redddit fitness shit. There are already a bunch of faggots just like you.

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To add
Fuck the dicklet, manlet faggot
Fuck the faggot who posts pol bait pics fresh from their OP on pol

Honestly. This board should be deleted for a month. That will purge most of the cancerous user base

Ban incels that refuse to acknowledge that they are volcels since don’t wanna work on themselves, instead preferring to blame roasties and (((them)))

Based

those numbers speak truth

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CARBS DID 9/11

Range ban most non whites. Range ban faggots.
Range ban this queer.

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This would make fit shit, if you want that go back to redit... the whole point of fit is you get racism and shit tier pol threads instead of pure onions

I think you meant
>who post anime

User was b&4 this post.

ban these stupid pics with POST THIS SENTENCE TO LE FUNNY PIC FOR NATTY GAINS

ban "zoomer" posters

Fix The Sticky for starters, even r/fitness knows starvation mode is bullshit.

>ban pol threads and users that make pol posts
>delete height threads and posts. No one else cares guys. At best make a height thread general
>have a general for cis girls and another for trans. Ban people that shit them up.

Really, the only thing bad about fit is the unfunny angry 14 years. And yeah, I know you're 14 or 13. Adult men do not worry about height to the level some of you worry. It is what it is. Half the board are topics on height and the other is 28 year olds worried about hair loss. Should change the board name to /w/orry

Dox and execute trannies and robots

>have a general for cis girls and another for trans. Ban people that shit them up.

Gas yourself

>informative discussions boring
>me want funnny memes
That's how you end up with a board like Jow Forums where 70% of the content is "board culture" shit tangentially related to health and fitness.

dude how to achieve anime character mode xD

kys

>Gas yourself

>fit asks for female and trans concentration camp generals
>told to gas himself

Oh Jow Forums what will we do with you?

-poster ID to avoid namefags
-rangeban all discord and tranny posters
-remove all off-topic threads
-ban all the people on Jow Forums who also browse Jow Forums

samefags*

Return to planet fitness or just join pic related.

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Nigger

good start. also update sticky.

update sticky, ban all pictures of women, ban words like incel, cope, manlet etc.

Make it about fitness against instead of these million different pseudoscience, spiritual health bullshit we get. I saw people unironically discussing toxins 4 times this week.

Remove trannies, /lgbt/ threads, and redditors

Seems reddit might be more your speed. And stay there.

>perma ban for I lift for my waifu, motivational (instagram thot), and “only if you repeat ____ and give me (You)s”

I wouldn't change a thing, Jow Forums is a chill board

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Im not white and i lurk and post here, u aight white boi?

bump

fucking degenerate

we need more high test in here, bunch of skinny slackjawed faggots if ya ask me

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More dubs decide tinder reply threads, they're top tier keks

Rolling
Those threads are hilarious

Fuck off underage faggot
S, trash, b, r9k
All these boards where that shit isn’t off topic yet you choose to spam your instathot spank bank here
Even worse, you’re a rollposter
People like you deserve to get your houses broken into by a bunch of niggers

ROLLIN FOR BRAAP

come on 4

Jow Forums is, and always was, an shitposting board.

Gotta love the irony how people like you will be virgins for life and kvetch about it here
Post body or stop posting

this

0 get
it's celibacy for you now, braphogs

Delete all anime, high test, manlet, incels, lookism, relationship, feels, sexual health threads immediately

Post body you robot faggot

no u

>muh epic funposting
>wowoww Jow Forums so wacky
fuck off redditard

gay
good except for a few things
>muh weeb shit
>wordfilter poll
a poll would take the fun out of filters, better just to add them without telling anyone
>autosage threads
depends on what constitutes 'funposting', I don't think any threads should be bumplocked until they reach the post limit. Just delete bait and massive shitpost & obvious troll threads
>ban for sticky questions
seems a bit pointless desu
no
>no fun allowed
fucking this and 'roll for x' in the middle of a thread, those ruin good threads all the time
fuck off
Tinder threads are the are the only good 'roll for x' posts and they should be allowed because they actually produce something funny

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>there are actually people who want heavyhanded moderation
why do you faggots even come here

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AH I NEED TO BE TOLD WHAT TO DO CONTROL ME BUT GOD FORBID YOU SAY SOMETHING I DONT LIKE OR HURT MUH FREEDOMS

brainlets

Honestly, Jow Forums would be better off with resolving around a bunch of generals, one motivation/wifu thread, one QTDDTOT. Autosage low-effort posts, ban shitposters. Enforce hard moderation for a while until things stops being so terribly shitty.

I'm asking that as a certified shitposter, I can't stop writing shit, I need to be punished.

mostly good

Like a virus they must spread from host to host.

I said most nigger please learn to read.

and always undermine their hosts

more fph and funny shit webms

other than that fit is perfect

better 24/7 mod support
no racism
no bigotry
no free speech
only fitness topic threads

Quit being a bigot against racists.

delete threads that go along the lines of
>i lift for x
>why lift when it's all about x
>manlets
I'm 6'2" but it's just incels trying to make others fail with them, trash crabs.
>jawlets
>hairlets
that's all I can think of at the moment...

remove weeb larping shit and Jow Forums sadsack faggots

t. seething boomer

AH MY FREEDUMS DON'T TELL ME HOW TO THINK

I NEED RULES THOUGH

Based

90% of threads are off-topic nonsense started by self-pitying incels. Allow one off topic general thread at most, one general for psychological issues, one mire thread and delete the others, warn the OPs and ban repeat offenders. There's not even a pretence of being about fitness anymore. Yesterday some sack of shit started a thread literally complaining about his therapist telling him to exercise and asking why he should even have to exercise regularly as what was the point?! Probably the same sack of shit said it was cringe for me to point out this is the fitness board.
Unfuckinbelievable.

Oh yeah and unfilter fucking soi and autoban anyone whose OP includes the word vegan.

Only a sub 70 IQ imbecile could disagree with this post.

Trannies have got a whole fucking board, let them (you) talk about it there.

You mean like the average nigger?

Start with the easy stuff.
Anything that isn't related to exercise, nutrition, physique gets removed.
Discussion of exercise, nutrition, physique should be the main point of any post. Off-topic discussions should be allowed if they are the secondary part/question of the post.

This will keep out "...To keep it fitness related..." posts.

I don't want heavy-handed moderation. But I would like a health and fitness board to look and read like a health and fitness board.
I wouldn't call for removal of broscience, questionable nutrition discussion or "how do I look like x anime character", so long as it is about health and fitness.

>psychological issues

Are explicitly not Jow Forums, you stupid faggot

remove Jow Forums and it will be as good as you remember

“I lift for her” posters should be put up against the wall

Merger with Jow Forums because half you faggots are Jow Forumslocks anyway.

Exactly, people like you.

Delete the whole board and make the jannies give me their NEETbux

The only thing that needs to happen is that every /fph/ thread, and the posters in it, need to be taken out back and shot in the head. Not because fatties need to be protected. Not because it's mean spirited. All because every single /fph/ thread is almost identical to the last one. The same goddamn images and copy/pasta as every other /fph/ thread that's existed in the past few years. Get rid of them please.

Ban all trannies. Send them off to /lgbt/ containment board.This applies to all boards.
they are the new furryfaggots.

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I'd allow some off topic late at night as long as it's not porn, gore or something really obnoxious.
I'd range ban all countries except America even thought it'd mean I could no longer post here. I believe most of the trash posted on Jow Forums(nel) comes from non Americans who don't adhere to chan culture and don't know their board history and loathe anime.

Jokes on you I’m 27, not 28.

>/fph/ is now permanently in place with a rotating thread.
>mild sticky update to factor in full fasting
>ban tripfags
>wheyfu threads encouraged
>the worst e-statters can be banned unless they provide semi plausible proof. I wouldn't ask for much, but the >3/4/5/6 here crowd need pics or USER WAS BANNED FOR THIS POST
>gear threads + sources allowed
Perfect