What are good sports other than lifting?
What are good sports other than lifting?
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Competitive sex, competitive eating, chess, park bmx, bouldering, sailing, skiing, trick flying
boxing (or any similar martial art), swimming and rowing
tf is competitive sex
swimming sounds nice
curling
How to get wrestler's physique without doing gay shit (wrestling)?
I made it up. BUT it would be fun to make it happen. Disciplines ranging from the farthest squirt to the most semen ejaculated.
MMA is the new in-thing. So BJJ, boxing, wrestling, MT etc
Lifting is lame now
Train wrestling but don't spar
The contestants will be mostly won by skinnyfat dyel balding manlets who have mastered the art of fapping
Mixed Martial Arts / Boxing
Parkour and running, don't know if I would call parkour a sport but it can still be useful
Definitely a niche where they couls go. Better being a famous sex crazed freak than a nobody, some could even make money off of it. They would be like the "circus freak" show.
lifting isn't a sport
like this? probably lifting and boxing?
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I like judo. Standup grappling and a little less gay than wrestling/BJJ. Weebshit though, although the fat ones tend to quit after being thrown.
nice
Wrestling is not gay, people are gay for trying to sexualize it. OP is once again a fag.
What the fuck is that hashtag
fags creeping on young athletes
My friend says it's a porn tumblr.
How does this even happen?
>hey man were gonna take some semi-porn shots
>ok can you stand there and look cool
>hmmm not enough bulge, ok pull on your underwear a bit
>that's it! Ok but we'll need you to get 3/4 chub
>no that's a semi, we're aiming for something more sexual than that we need more
>now you're at full mast, too much! Try to think of 10th grade mathematics
>ok there perfect! Phil, you got your pics? Send 'em to Steve for the touch up
Anyone has the pic of the guy in blue with the wrestling pose, saw it many years ago.
>that
>boxing
lmao
Prolly some weightlifting involved
Boxing, muay thai and kickboxing. Grappling is so fucking gay, dude.
>*suffers long term brain damage*
>suffers from the big gay lole
>has to live with the fact he's a closeted faggot in a homoerotic sport
jfl senpai
How is it gay? Would you say it's gay when I've smashed your skull off the concrete with a double leg.
inb4 u say "You wont get close enough"
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Dunno man. Maybe the gay is clouding your vision if you can't see how two half naked men rolling around isn't gay.
Adult rec hockey or lacrosse
lifting is not a sport
Don't forget the copious PEDs. Those traps ain't natty.
Says the non lifter.
Gymnastics or bare knuckle MMA. Some sort of combat sport that doesn't revolve around getting hit in the head 80 times at max strength because the padding protects the knuckles. No reason to get brain damage for your hobby.
>How does this even happen?
some faggot with a camera complimenting you a lot. You'd be surprised
Maybe you're a closeted fucking homo if you think that two men trying to hurt each other is gay.
Competitive shooting - mog the boomers
There's a difference between hobbyists and professionals who do it for 20 years
>sees wrestling and boxing and the first thought to cross his mind is "gay sex"
user...
>straights don't sexualise female athletes
>hobbyists
getting hit in the head isn't conducive to mental health. it doesn't matter if you're a pro or an amateur.
Any combat, chess
Man I miss wrestling in high school
Reminder
pro lifestyle is vastly different to amateur lifestyle. amateurs can suffer brain damage but they suffer way less than the pros. once you're pro you can't really go back and basically have sold your brain to the devil. your training is non-stop, your fights non-stop. amateurs can opt out anytime they want and will be fine. if they don't feel like training this day or that, who cares? if they don't want to spar, who cares?
Sodomites get the rope
only combat sports
That’s what gay sex is faggot. It’s the fetish of inflicting pain on another mans asshole
>different lifestyle
You’re getting hit in the head either way. It’s just a matter of frequency. Amateurs can literally fight every other week if they want to, and still are at risk. Hell, even the pros have stopped hard sparring as much because of the risks