What are some stupid rules at your gym? Stupid things that aren't allowed

No girls

>I am NOT allow
unironically what did he mean by this

Jesus, that niglet is balding even before he is able to acknowledge, that he is balding. There's whole world of COPE waiting for him.

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Pretty interesting how the black lips, hair, skin colour and nose are overpowering the female genes no matter her race.

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>no gym eagles
Sorry, Alcibiades. I'll have to leave you tied up on this lamp post. At least they let me bring crab legs into the free weight area.

i see the first asian "man" mad waiting for the others

She tried to take a toddler to a place where that would be a stupid idea.

>can't take shoes off during a lift

>only use colorful bumperplates for deadlifts
>they only have 275lb worth of colored plates
>no taking shoes off to deadlift
>no chalk

I think he disapproves of that dirty mutt kid

That creature looks like a goblin giving a final laugh before executing its prisoner

ching chong nig nog

Yeah, the staff are tired of having to run around to people because they have headphones on and can't hear them.
I use AirPods with a beanie over, so far so good.

>Jow Forums discovers dominant and recessive genes
really makes you think huh

chinks and niggers have the same noses

What I do if they revoke my membership
>abc7.com/video-car-slams-into-crunch-fitness-in-la-mirada;-ex-member-arrested/5205209/

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>president by 2016
>noble prize by 2020

How will other dutch tree growing enthusiasts forums even recover?

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Nobel prize for what? Alleviating all sanctions for nothing in return?

My gym doesn't let me use 45lb plates. They are for display purposes only

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I like this picture.

Sounds like more than what ovungo did

Not allowed to roid.
If the owner suspects you, he throws you out.
He's done it before.

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That's ridiculous! Gym is short for gymnasion, which is Greek for "the place of nudity".

Based. The gym needs to be a judge and intimidating free zone. Meat heads are not welcome.

Reminder that obongo had more golf trips at this point in his presidency.

no own drinks allowed
it is an 70-90€ gym and they have their own bar.

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That's demonstrably false, faggot. These are matters of public record.

The irony is I actually roid.

I am not allow what? Maaannn, nobody care what you think about nothin

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It's not but keep seething.

>No fucking chalk
>gotta put down towel when benching
>must use gym brand's bottle

I’m sorry what

explain

go ahead then

If you are roiding but you dont look like you are, you are doing it wrong :^)

Need to bump up those kcal and protein numbers boi.

Trump passed the total number of golf trips in Obama’s 8-YEAR presidency like a year ago. Cope harder you dumb fucking millennial

>Samefag, but ok
They didn't even count today kekek

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the 45lb plates are only for decoration. the staff yells at us if we use them

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no jeans

You're not allowed to use the gym sex slaves for more than two days in a row.

This is highly confusing, so you have to use like absurd numbers of 35s and smaller weights to make up for it? What could possibly have driven them to this insanity?

Hybrid vigor is good for Asians.

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why....

Hybrid vigor only applies to genetically depressed populations, Asians have so many members and are the exact opposite

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No entiendo.
¿Por qué no está en español?
Pensé que esto era América.

>tfw a white male in black male asian female cuck porn
The levels to the story are what makes things interesting.

blasian babies are pretty cute tho

Most Asians look the same due to heavy inbreeding, that's why it's beneficial for them to mix with blacks.

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You go to Guy Heaven too??

Do they not allow deaf people at the gym?

What shitty gym is this?

homegym?

Kid in OP is fucking disgusting what the fuck are you on about?

Blazians >>> Hapas

10 shekels have been deposited to your account

no gym bags
no chalk
don't drop the bar unless it's 3 feet and below above the ground or something

From a purely aesthetic perspective
youtube.com/watch?v=-K7fCQlUhj0

>beneficial to mix with blacks
kek not even blacks want to breed with each other

Well, there's only one way to settle this.
TO THE INTERRACIAL BREEDING GROUNDS!

Asians are extremes mixed. Take China for example

Now you know why they want those genes, user. Superior. Dominant.

Black.

I don't trust the locker room

No ripping mean boofers in the sauna

No farting

What gyms are these??

I'd just right the name of the gym on a random bottle, and say it was from a special event or someshit

>marica hase
>bad dragon card holder
What are they discussing?

warriormale?

No leaving gym without doing face pulls.

Why would they have to talk to them anyways? Shit gym

My gym buddy and I were at planet fitness last week (stuck here until September go fuck yourself) at 11 p.m when the onions hipster fellow on duty came over to us in between sets and told us that cell phone use is only allowed in the lobby.
I understand not wanting people having conversations on their phones but we were literally just browsing the internet/texting for 2 or 3 minutes in between sets. There is also no clock anywhere within view of the lifting equipment so I guess we're just meant to stare at the fucking wall and count down our rest time in our heads.

NON NEGOTIABLE

>the fucking smug face

black people are based as fuck.

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Probably have a lot of issues with people filming other gym goers. Still shitty though I use an app to track my lifts and rest time.

Not allowed to change music volume but i do it anyways kek. Also cant go to sauna naked cus it's unisex

some truth to this but it's mostly because in burgerland the average black person is 30% white so our perception of "pure black" has white mixed in

I like this thread very much. Shalom, brothers.

I..I just want to go to China and plow sexy Chinese girls?
Can a brother have a harem of golden skin beauties?

when races don't exist and there's more difference within populations than between them BUT mixing races somehow causes hybridization. american academia is a fucking disaster

dumb Jow Forums thread

Music volume has to be above a certain level at all times

It means don't store them on the rack you dumb fuck, maybe the rack ain't strong so you just need to stack them

rg3 at baylor was so fucking good

aside from cleaning up after yourself (chalk, sweat, plates) my gym has no rules

must be why so many amateur PLs and BBs go there despite it being an average suburban gym

Asain men love bbc

rg3 at baylor was so fucking good

No thots or zoomer aloud glorious home gym master race.

No chalk

>bring it anyway

"No cellphones"
It's a pretty hardcore powerlifting gym I train at and the stuff that is usually off limits at normies gyms is encouraged. Chalk, dropping weights, screaming, profanity, lifting shirtless is all ok but no cellphones. They've been lenient on the rule lately though given most people listen to music and record their workouts using phones nowadays.