Name a better 0cal preworkout sipp

Name a better 0cal preworkout sipp.
Protip: you cant

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they taste like shit

sour heads was pretty good

>black cherry vanilla

My negro, all the other ones taste like straight sugar.

The adrenaline surge that comes from stomping a zoomer faggot

mix pre-workout powder into water

But OP, you're a faggot.

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Watermellon Rockstar Zero

>contains Viagra
30 year old Boomer detected

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Boofing 2 caffeine pills

A good night's sleep is the best preworkout

2$ large iced coffee from donut shop

Unironically this

Pre workout powder and water

Anything carbonated is literally poison to your body you idiot

Large cold brew from dunkin donuts. Cheap as fuck compared to Starcucks and just as good.

Fuck man spring is almost here and once its like 80 outside (Alabama btw) they're so fucking refreshing

>he actually fell for the duck duck go meme

>Anything carbonated is literally poison
what kind of retard thinks soda water is deadly

Yep

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I agree. Barq is the best /sip/.

picked one up a few days ago, glad i got the best flavor

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I...I only do the yohimbine to lose weight!

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So... Men's smv peaking at thirty isnt just a meme. R-right?...

Imagine spending $3 a day on these... Haha coffees cheap, caffeine pills are cheap, better yet. Go no caffeine. Imagine being a slave to caffeine urges haha

definitely the best flavor

The keto mocha one is good. 20g protons, 4g sugar, and a 300% caffeine

Yup.

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Your taste buds are probably shit faggot they taste amazing

The berry bangster is fire

Monster Ultra Black

the creatine kinda ruins it

Ketosis too

when in keto are fats before lifting the same as carbs(like a banana pre-workout when you havent had carbs for hours) ? won't it be different since it takes a lot of time to digest them? I know about MCT's but outside that special case how does it work

260 cups, 9$.

260/9 = 3 cents

3 cents = 60mg caffeine
15 cents = 300mg caffeine

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They taste really artificial but I wouldn't say they're complete shit. Monster ultra zero trumps them all day tho

Real preworkout. Bang gives me headaches anyway but you boomers are leaving out a whole lot of extra performance.

I tried this one last week. Next to black cherry vanilla and rainbow unicorn, may be my favorite flavor.

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They're all sugar free though.

Enjoy squirting a brown feces reduction sauce out of your asshole when you're at the gym cause all the artificial sweeteners shit.

Agreed, im not even trying to shill but this stuff is delicious

Water

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Rockstar Xdurance because it's the same formula, but cheaper.

Underrated

i have a caffeine pill and some ginseng tea
its very nice

Nocco

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thought it was going to be absolute shit
best thing about it is that it's low stim and doesn't include creatine so I can just throw my own in

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What flavor of sip do you want most to come out next?

they are the best, no jitters

Kind of a coincidence you posted because I just got one for the first time ever a few hours ago. What am I in for?

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what's it taste like?

Bang is shit. Tastes like shit. Makes me feel like shit during my runs. Shit.

That's the worst flavor in my opinion. I really like cotton candy. I just picked up champagne and lemon tea from my local gnc.

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what would you say the tier list of flavors would be of the ones you've tried?

Any pre workout powder. If you think something that’s no more than 300 mg of caffeine is a based preworkout you’re a limpdick faggot. Literally any powder ore workout is 0 cal and a better pre workout than this

>taking anything other than a lil bit of yhcl before a run

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Mesomorph rocket pop

God tier
Cotton candy. Rainbow unicorn

Okay tier:
Guava pear

Meh tier:
Sourheads, black cherry vanilla

only thing worth drinking

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I just tried the cherry vanilla and it was pretty okay. are the other flavors just that good compared to it? I'm biased though because I'm a cherry fan

In the end it's all subjective but I'd be willing to bet you'd like rainbow unicorn. Cotton candy is harder to find but not impossible.

Cotton candy is objectively the worst one. All the flavors are oversweet but that’s literally candy water

Star Blast factually best flavor

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All the cherry flavors are shit. Pina colada a best

I drink these maybe once or twice a week.
I have only tried the Sour Apple and Rainbow Unicorn and they're both good as fuck, can't sleep at night if I drink them though

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They’re great especially the tea flavors and those are on sale a lot at my HEB but they make me SHIT all day!!!!!

Anyone tried this? I actually liked it

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FUCK I JUST DRANK ONE AND NO IM HAVING A PANIC ATTACK I KNEW I SHOULDN'T DRINK CAFFEINE

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based

Honestly, Hyde canned is pretty damn good

If you’ve had Purple Haze, it’s kind of like that with a bit of raspberry and not as sweet. JUST sweet enough to taste good

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Just order this off Amazon. Steep price for how much you get though

Are you joking? That’s the worst flavor, shit tastes like cherry cough syrup

shut the fuck up faggot black cherry vanilla is good whatthe fuck

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>not using duckduckgo while browsing images of coffee
it's like you want to get caught

Absoloutely disgusting.

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